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funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

Two Feet From Bread posted:

The US, and all other major nations, likes to use FLIR on all their offensive aircraft. Something tells me that your visible light weapon won't be that effective.

So only shine lasers at defensive aircraft? Noted.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Aerdan posted:

An idiot pointing his laser pointer at a helicopter is providing a pretty handy targeting device pointing at his stupid rear end.

Okay, so what we do is setup a series of mirrors...

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

KoRMaK posted:

That's correct, but still the lasers help gently caress up the vision sensors and targeting systems don't they? Can't shoot what you can't see

The only targeting system that would gently caress up would be a TV-guided bomb. Bomb has a camera, shows a picture to the pilot, the pilot designates an aim point on the screen, drops the bomb, bomb steers itself to that aim point. Nothing else is going to give a poo poo about laser pointers. If the pilot can't see because you're blinding him with lasers, he's not going to be able to aim very well, but a regime willing to drop high explosives on unarmed crowds isn't really going to be concerned about precision bombing anyway.

Small arms are far more effective against helicopters.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_attack_on_Karbala

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

John F Bennett posted:

I didn't notice there was a certain filter on in an excel sheet while uploading its' csv and now 500 schools in the country didn't receive their papers this week. This started a chain reaction where suppliers and even the post office all received wrong data and now everything is destroyed.

Everyone in the office had to drop their work for 2 days to help me clean up my poo poo and it's still not solved.

Also, I'm a temp and have been for 13 months now, working on a per week basis.

But it's fine.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Aerdan posted:

An idiot pointing his laser pointer at a helicopter is providing a pretty handy targeting device pointing at his stupid rear end.

There was an interview recently with someone in the military about the risk to attack helicopters by these lasers.

He was quite happy about the idea of the bad guys pointing a large, illuminated arrow at themselves, saying 'bad guys here'

In fact, I could detect some glee.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

spog posted:

There was an interview recently with someone in the military about the risk to attack helicopters by these lasers.

He was quite happy about the idea of the bad guys pointing a large, illuminated arrow at themselves, saying 'bad guys here'

In fact, I could detect some glee.

Two Feet From Bread posted:

The US, and all other major nations, likes to use FLIR on all their offensive aircraft. Something tells me that your visible light weapon won't be that effective.

I thought the hazard was not to the aircraft but to the pilots?

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
We know who we need when the great helicopter wars begin

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

moist turtleneck posted:

We know who we need when the great helicopter wars begin



There's an old Newsweek or Time or Life magazine infographic called 'R U A CYBERPUNK?!' that I picture every time I see this picture.

Stan Taylor
Oct 13, 2013

Touched Fuzzy, Got Dizzy

Phanatic posted:

https://twitter.com/BrownAthletics/status/803418763550830592

Player's team is down by one, he gets the ball with 3.8 seconds left. But he thinks they're ahead by one, so instead of trying to make a play he just holds onto the ball for 3.8 seconds and then throws it away. And then gets a brutal rejection for his attempted high-five.

This is so loving good.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

VanSandman posted:

There's an old Newsweek or Time or Life magazine infographic called 'R U A CYBERPUNK?!' that I picture every time I see this picture.

Well, there was this book;



but you probably mean this one?



Pulp Librarian on twitter was having a "Cyberpunk" day, so I had them easily to hand.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Pffft, my phone does all that and can be a wifi hot spot/stream porn.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
Well, 2600 I know of, but what exactly is Mondo 2-oh its whatever the gently caress this image was printed in.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Solice Kirsk posted:

Pffft, my phone does all that and can be a wifi hot spot/stream porn.

A phone can replace 14 of those by my count, and probably a couple of things in the briefcase.

If it's a Note 7 it sort of covers the taser too, once.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
I'm pretty sure that "Laser Pointer" is just an old Duracell flashlight. It looks exactly like the one my Grandma used to have.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009


Australian man found a breast implant on the beach and brought it to the police, fearing that it was from the remains of a drowning victim or murder victim. It's a jellyfish
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-38153434

:australia:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Staryberry posted:



Australian man found a breast implant on the beach and brought it to the police, fearing that it was from the remains of a drowning victim or murder victim. It's a jellyfish
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-38153434

:australia:

Some one show this to the sounding guy! Dare him to get a whole jelly fish stuffed in there!

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Hurr I'll just leave the millions of dollars in gold dust I have in my armored car unsecured and unguarded while I get in the front to look for my cellphone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyrBxDvxU-I

Good job, Loomis.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Phanatic posted:

Hurr I'll just leave the millions of dollars in gold dust I have in my armored car unsecured and unguarded while I get in the front to look for my cellphone.

Good job, Loomis.

That’s over forty kilogrammes. :wow:

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.


Ring reboot looking good

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Some one show this to the sounding guy! Dare him to get a whole jelly fish stuffed in there!

:getin:

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Your occasional AV/post combos really are something.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



You'd think it wouldn't come up that often but, well, look at where we are.

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004


Systems at max!

Lipstick Apathy
Blizzard is rolling out some new tools to catch cheaters in Overwatch, and a few are threatening to sue again: http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752287358?page=1

quote:

Got banned on my main. I should have known better to use a free hack.... this sucks

Im so ****ing pissed I literally run the hack 1 time which was yesterday and I get banned on my only overwatch account I just bought and now the sale is over ( ****ing people told me that the hack is undetected, I used overjoint btw

I'm going to sue Blizzard, who wants to join me?

Some other choice reactions throughout the OP and in this album: http://imgur.com/a/3E5Zr

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
A bit of Reddit drama and schadenfreude.
A week or so ago one of the admins/actual site engineers (called spez) used his power to silently alter some posts in https://reddit.com/r/the_donald so that instead of insulting the admins of the site, the posts insulted mods of the_donald. Once it came to light the_donald exploded. However it was revealed that the admins had gotten numerous reports of posters in the_donald had been harassing, doxxing and threatening site admins, other sub mods etc. and something had to be done.

So today spez posted this: https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/5frg1n/tifu_by_editing_some_comments_and_creating_an/
In short there are three things in this post:
1. Stickied posts in the_donald can't show up on /r/all (a place where posts that are very popular get put automatically, regardless of what subreddit they are posted on, with some exceptions) meaning that mods on the the_donald subreddit can't highlight stuff they want their users and their bots to upvote to /r/all.
2. They added a filter option to /r/all that lets users disable any subreddit they want from showing up on their own version of /r/all. This was previously only doable through third party browser extensions and the_donald got a LOT of posts up there, so it was a much asked for thing.
3. They are going through the_donald posters and punishing as necessary with bans, warnings and what have you.

The schadenfreude is the_donald that is exploding with anger at this perceived injustice. Nevermind the fact that they still don't understand that Reddit, as terrible as it is sometimes, is still a privately owned site and company and they can do whatever the gently caress they want with it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Reddit is still run by doofuses that refuse to clean house.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
won't they just move to gab and then they will be truly unstoppable?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Just think that if the child porn reddits had just insulted an admin they would have been banned years before reddit was forced to get rid of them.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

The one time Reddit users got a staff member fired it was the one who was sympathetic to them too.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe
Decent writeup I ran across today about what exactly the gently caress has been going on: http://gizmodo.com/reddit-is-tearing-itself-apart-1789406294

wildemere
Nov 19, 2013
For those not familiar with Mr Photonic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoLR2LzHO-M


There was one where a chopper turned up after Mr Photonic fired a 5W green laser into the London sky, might be down now.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Racist tantrums incoming

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/use-alt-right-or-white-nationalism-associated-press-231889

quote:

AP issues guidelines for using the term 'alt-right'
By BRENT GRIFFITHS 11/28/16 03:08 PM EST
In a memo to reporters writing about the "alt-right," John Daniszewski, vice president for Standards at the Associated Press, cautioned journalists to be specific and deliberate when writing about a label that many say is just a euphemism for white nationalism.

"Avoid using the term generically and without definition, however, because it is not well known and the term may exist primarily as a public-relations device to make its supporters’ actual beliefs less clear and more acceptable to a broader audience," Daniszewski wrote. "In the past we have called such beliefs racist, neo-Nazi or white supremacist."

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Nuevo posted:

Decent writeup I ran across today about what exactly the gently caress has been going on: http://gizmodo.com/reddit-is-tearing-itself-apart-1789406294

It's times like this that I am plenty happy SA is no longer the kingmaking site it once was.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Kellogs pulled its support for Breitbart News. So far they have decided to respond by throwing a giant hissy fit and calling Kellogs "un-american".

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


I'm the unlabeled Jolt Cola.

Also, I didn't know I can change my voice with a boot, possibly my shinbone.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I imagine a cyberboot stamping on a human larynx forever would do the trick

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Transmogrifier posted:

Blizzard is rolling out some new tools to catch cheaters in Overwatch, and a few are threatening to sue again: http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752287358?page=1


Some other choice reactions throughout the OP and in this album: http://imgur.com/a/3E5Zr

I've been playing video games for over 30 years and today I learned that people pay for video game hacks. Yay me I guess!

Gorilla Salad posted:

Just think that if the child porn reddits had just insulted an admin they would have been banned years before reddit was forced to get rid of them.

I remember when we helped get those shut down. Make gbs great again!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Schadenfreude from the motorcycle subforum! Pretty much perfect freude for most of you.

Slim Pickens posted:

It's time for another round of "Who's the bigger oval office?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCDnOCS3c1o

CaptBushido
Mar 24, 2004

Phanatic posted:

Hurr I'll just leave the millions of dollars in gold dust I have in my armored car unsecured and unguarded while I get in the front to look for my cellphone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyrBxDvxU-I

Good job, Loomis.

I sincerely hope that he never gets caught.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

CaptBushido posted:

I sincerely hope that he never gets caught.

It's only a matter of time before the lure of that dust comes callin'.


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