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I.N.R.I posted:Hi, hope you're all having a fabulous day of screaming at the computer game, at eachother, at strangers on the internet etc. I just want to remind you all to call or visit your parents wherever it is possible for you to do so, because they love and care about you. After I pulled out of your dad he said you dont call often enough, god you are tiresome.
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Samizdata posted:Please don't, buddy. We like you and want to see you do well. I don't want to have to have an intervention. I think MoMA should do what brings him joy. Buy some concept JPEGs MoMA. It's a good thing to support this project. We're going to have beta in like, what, 2 years tops? That's nothing to wait for the best space game ever It's Freespace2. CIG might even shape up on the PR front and this thread will die a lonely death. Just imagine that wave of satisfaction that MoMA will get when he's right! I would even buy the game and play it if it was good! D_Shart posted:After I pulled out of your dad he said you dont call often enough, 
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D_Shart posted:that is all in the game other than sq 42 Hey man, are you on the Spectrum? I'd like to hear more about this.
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JugbandDude posted:I get it, now. We are all enablers here: The real game almost seems to be how high of a score/bank balance can Chris and his Cabal of Cronies get before game over.
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I.N.R.I posted:Hi, hope you're all having a fabulous day of screaming at the computer game, at eachother, at strangers on the internet etc. I just want to remind you all to call or visit your parents wherever it is possible for you to do so, because they love and care about you. 
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Variable 5 posted:I want to visit the alternate reality where Derek is scamming nerds for $150 million and Croberts is a poster on the Something Awful comedy web forum Chris would keep linking to his home video streams/Skype recordings instead of posting proper cattes, dogges, cookies, and Stimperial doctrine. Suspect that would be a no go.
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Nov 30, 2016 21:46
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Im glad it works for you now
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I.N.R.I posted:Im glad it works for you now
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Ayn Marx posted:I hope to be the biggest idiot of a thread one day Race you! Last one there is clever and witty!
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Ayn Marx posted:I hope to be the biggest idiot of a thread one day You are working on it
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I.N.R.I posted:Im glad it works for you now it's no cool dog on a hoverboard but it's a really good av
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:everyone in the thread is furrowing their brows trying to figure out who it is they are fighting STOP HITTING YOURSELF! STOP HITTING YOURSELF!
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D_Shart posted:You are working on it at least buy an av before lecturing us about disposable income
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:at least buy an av before lecturing us about disposable income AVs are earned on SA only idiots and losers buy their own.
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I.N.R.I posted:Im glad it works for you now this is some good seasonal decor, nice job
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this must be exciting for you this is the most attention you've had since being cornered at summer camp by 5 of the counselors in the bathroom.
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Ayn Marx posted:I keep making shitposts but no one is angry at me or calling me out, I'm completely irrelevant Well you see, you need to belittle the thread's hero. Then your poo poo posts got from welcome to get the gently caress out of here.
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Lladre posted:Well you see, you need to belittle the thread's hero. I wont tell them to get out
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:this is some good seasonal decor, nice job It was made for me but I will pass the compliment on :-)
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D_Shart posted:AVs are earned on SA only idiots and losers buy their own. much like ships in star citizen
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Lladre posted:Well you see, you need to belittle the thread's hero. please don't belittle Surface Detail
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D1E posted:Why does everyone in this thread tell everyone else how they think they should post? #NotAllDerekAlts
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D_Shart posted:AVs are earned on SA only idiots and losers buy their own.
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https://twitter.com/wtfosaurus/status/804067989033099264 Exclusive Star Marine footage, probably.
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D_Shart posted:So I finally decided to join as I have a few bones to pick. You'll be seeing more of me you better get used to it. Allow me to introduce you to a couple special friends of ours: Mr. Comma and Mr. Apostrophe. com·ma ˈkämə/ noun noun: comma; plural noun: commas; noun: comma butterfly; plural noun: comma butterflies 1. a punctuation mark (,) indicating a pause between parts of a sentence. It is also used to separate items in a list and to mark the place of thousands in a large numeral. a·pos·tro·phe1 əˈpästrəfē/ noun noun: apostrophe; plural noun: apostrophes a punctuation mark ( ’ ) used to indicate either possession (e.g., Harry's book ; boys' coats ) or the omission of letters or numbers (e.g., can't ; he's ; class of ’99 ). When we let our little friends help, every thing goes SO much smoother for everyone involved. Commas and apostrophes. Learn them, love them, live them.
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D_Shart posted:And the worst of the bunch Wait! Let me guess! Anywhere OTHER than Stanton?
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Can I have like three sentences summing up the last two months? Apparently DS got the hammer?
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Samizdata posted:Allow me to introduce you to a couple special friends of ours: Mr. Comma and Mr. Apostrophe. lol how much time did you spend writing this weak rear end own.
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revmoo posted:Can I have like three sentences summing up the last two months? Apparently DS got the hammer? Derek banned, so what.
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revmoo posted:Can I have like three sentences summing up the last two months? Apparently DS got the hammer? In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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revmoo posted:Can I have like three sentences summing up the last two months? Apparently DS got the hammer? Derek got banned. Star Citizen still sucks. Don't bother reading.
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So beaten! Like the proverbial redheaded stepchild! BASSINGO!
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D_Shart posted:As long as he has the disposable income whats the harm? The same reason I am taking the fight outside the thread. I showed up for the laughs, but stayed for the righteous indignation of people being taken advantage of. THAT'S why.
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Samizdata posted:So beaten! Like the proverbial redheaded stepchild! BASSINGO! to be fair Xaerael DID capture the gif in the first place
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Raskolnikov posted:I think MoMA should do what brings him joy. Buy some concept JPEGs MoMA. It's a good thing to support this project. We're going to have beta in like, what, 2 years tops? That's nothing to wait for the best space game ever It's Freespace2. CIG might even shape up on the PR front and this thread will die a lonely death. Of course, since they said Dad instead of Dog.
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Truga posted:It was too good of a game so EA had it sabotaged no seriously....lol
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D_Shart posted:lol how much time did you spend writing this weak rear end own. How long did you spend writing that weaker attempt at a witty rejoinder?
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