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I was about to say, there's Stoned Lightning, there's Ray & Lyle's Perfect Jays, there's Ray and Teodor getting baked on the roof before Nice Pete captures them, the Toilet Party... weed has always been a pretty major ingredient in this stew.
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Nov 21, 2016 18:48
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There is also the joint that inspired the Lyle Creation Myth. ACE OF SPADES!
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prefect posted:What's the final phase? They are placed in the queue of Samsara for reincarnation, typically as an Unfortunate Being.
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Nov 21, 2016 19:06
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My Lovely Horse posted:Well, have you seen American Beauty? He realizes the high school senior he's about to bang is a high school senior and he's a grown-rear end man, and he apologizes and sends her home.
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Nov 21, 2016 22:30
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Beef got completely high as hell with Nightlife Mingus and drove off a cliff as far back as 2003.
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Jerusalem posted:He realizes the high school senior he's about to bang is a high school senior and he's a grown-rear end man, and he apologizes and sends her home. The end! No moral.
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Nov 21, 2016 22:47
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Wanderer posted:I was about to say, there's Stoned Lightning, there's Ray & Lyle's Perfect Jays, there's Ray and Teodor getting baked on the roof before Nice Pete captures them, the Toilet Party... weed has always been a pretty major ingredient in this stew. There's also the strip where Ray and Beef talk about how we should legalize and tax marijuana before segueing into a new holiday and stuff.
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Nov 21, 2016 22:50
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Plus Téodor is a pothead and the one explicitly most based on Onstad
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It's fun to imagine entries from modern Teodor's blog as being Onstad's personal blogs. quote:Perhaps late one quiet fall night I'll be on the couch, reading, with the window open, and I'll hear the faintest strains of live music coming out of a neighbor's garage. I'll walk over, surprised and excited by my boldness, and out of their little window they'll see me looking in from the sidewalk. An unused guitar will be leaning against an amp cabinet, and they'll wave me in. I'll strap it on while they vamp, and lift my pick between thumb and forefinger, and then, suddenly, those many decades I spent practicing the first ten seconds of Greensleeves and La Bamba will all have been worth it. quote:I won’t lie to you, it had been some time since I’d seen action of any sort, so my sad little body was going into overdrive with the juices and hormones (are hormones juices? Or are they, like, thin clear serums? I honestly don’t know, but I’m going with thin clear serums, on a hunch) it was creating around the idea of this horny woman. And since when are women overtly horny? Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard girls say that they’re just as horny as men, that they practice blowing carrots in the bathroom at the mall and all that, but really, now. Until a woman can convince me that she has masturbated using an old velvet cloche with some rubber bands holding it closed—while desperately trying to tickle her taint with a feather-haired pencil-topper she’s affixed to a chair leg with twist-tie—no dice. Bonus points if she can say she actually went to Goodwill with the express intent of buying this stuff, after thinking the design through, for the scandalous purposes heretofore described. For me these scenarios are usually ad hoc, but women are said to be more cerebral about sex. onstad.txt
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Nov 23, 2016 02:30
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Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough.
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quote:Oh, I forgot to mention that she’d left a napkin in the toilet. It had balloons on it. There weren’t any napkins with balloons on them at the party. Did she have a kid? And who leaves a napkin in the toilet after flushing? Maybe she’d been picking her nose with it after the fact, or doing one of those secret things ladies do in bathrooms, like wiping her makeup around to make better cheekbones, or hiding the hole where the little alien baby wriggles its hand out. I tucked that one away.
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Lurdiak posted:The fact that Ray finds 50 bucks while telling this horrible joke is both the most Ray thing ever and definitely the reason his friends left him. That ray is being a real piece of poo poo, is the only person in that posse who isn't struggling financially and that it was just a complete throwaway single panel makes that one of my favourite achewood moments out of everything
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bitmap posted:That ray is being a real piece of poo poo, is the only person in that posse who isn't struggling financially and that it was just a complete throwaway single panel makes that one of my favourite achewood moments out of everything Also, he's the only one who's not shook up from the car crash. Because he's Ray, and things go his way.
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prefect posted:Also, he's the only one who's not shook up from the car crash. Because he's Ray, and things go his way. 
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There's a new shirt in the store and it's a really cool design. Immediate purchase for me.
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Wanderer posted:I was about to say, there's Stoned Lightning, there's Ray & Lyle's Perfect Jays, there's Ray and Teodor getting baked on the roof before Nice Pete captures them, the Toilet Party... weed has always been a pretty major ingredient in this stew. Achewood has been around and I've been reading it long enough that when this strip was released I had no idea what they were talking about (now i'm an old timer groaning about the price of a lid)
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Escobarbarian posted:There's a new shirt in the store and it's a really cool design. Immediate purchase for me. That design is pretty good, but somehow I feel like I'd like it better on a bottle of hot sauce or as a patch or an umbrella or a can koozie or printed onto one of those little skateboards you use with your fingers.
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Pastry of the Year posted:That design is pretty good, but somehow I feel like I'd like it better on a bottle of hot sauce or as a patch or an umbrella or a can koozie or printed onto one of those little skateboards you use with your fingers. Or on a tshirt that costs less than $25.
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Dec 1, 2016 04:33
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Why does he not sell the "Fuckin'" posters yet?
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The only achewood shirt I want doesn't exist On the front it says I'M THE GUY WHO SUCKS and on the back it says PLUS I GOT DEPRES- SION
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Dec 1, 2016 17:26
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I just want something with "IT'S A gently caress YOU FRIDAY" on it.
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:The only achewood shirt I want doesn't exist He definitely used to sell this and I definitely have one. I'll sell it you for huge amounts of money.
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:The only achewood shirt I want doesn't exist It used to exist, because it's in my t-shirt drawer right now.
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JethroMcB posted:It used to exist, because it's in my t-shirt drawer right now.
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I still have my dude has got no mercy shirt but it's starting to peel and that makes me feel like a guy who sucks
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Grendel posted:I lost mine after wearing it twice. I'm still pretty bummed about that. Turns out you really were the guy that sucked
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Grendel posted:I lost mine after wearing it twice. I'm still pretty bummed about that. How do you lose a shirt?
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withak posted:How do you lose a shirt? I have no idea.
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withak posted:How do you lose a shirt?
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withak posted:How do you lose a shirt? Flex real hard.
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 New Achewood. And it's a good Achewood!
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No it's not.
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Yeah, that's not that great.
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Yeah, this one's kind of half-assed. Also a typo, in an Achewood comic?!
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No, it's pretty good, all right.
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haha, lol, trigger warnings? safe zones? wow what'll that rascal onstad think of next?
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Countblanc posted:haha, lol, trigger warnings? safe zones? wow what'll that rascal onstad think of next? I hope you weren't triggered. 
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