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I don't think they're your size
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Don't leg shame little people
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ReidRansom posted:I recently saw this, which reminded me of that one How does that make it less awkward? Baby is used to weird big tittied anime girls. That's cool ok yes sure. E: on second look, it looks like kid is scratching the character's eyes out. Eugh. Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 04:03 on Nov 30, 2016 |
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ReidRansom posted:I recently saw this, which reminded me of that one 
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So much colon in the air it's peeling the paint from the walls
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Thin Privilege posted:E: on second look, it looks like kid is scratching the character's eyes out. Eugh. that anime's eyes are clearly badly infected and hosed up and the baby is trying to get them out before the brain is harmed; he has a future as an eye doctor
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:that anime's eyes are clearly badly infected and hosed up and the baby is trying to get them out before the brain is harmed; he has a future as an eye doctor This thing's brain isn't going to be doing too well. 
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Out of Band II posted:So much colon in the air it's peeling the paint from the walls No way, that's gotta be a bunch of lolita hentai posters poorly MS Painted out so he could post his pic on a dating site and not get arrested.
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Woah woah woah! let's not bring kink shaming into the AUG thread!
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ro5s posted:This thing's brain isn't going to be doing too well. Half Head's waifu! They can Voltron their heads into a normal one.
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so you can take that cookie and stick it in my mouth (yeah!) stick it in my mouth (yeah!) stick it in my mouth (yeah!) stick it in my mouth
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Sponge Baathist posted:
Call Charlie Sheen, now!
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Glazier posted:Call Charlie Sheen, now! 
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Sponge Baathist posted:
drat, this photo makes my knees hurt.
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It's like a mechwarrior with a human suit as a disguise. EDIT: No, wait 
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Frankston posted:drat, this photo makes my knees hurt. At least you have knees.
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Sponge Baathist posted:
ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
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Me too! I loved that movie as a kid and I refuse to watch it for fear of spoiling my memory. The Arrival. Not to be confused with Arrival.
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DicktheCat posted:Oh poo poo, I have met that pink thing at a scifi convention. Before you ask, yes, that is a cis man under there. This qualifies for the thread.
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Inzombiac posted:Me too! Definitely don't rewatch it. It really doesn't hold up. Especially since the big final confrontation between Charlie Sheen and the aliens is just the him is threatening to upload videos to youtube and then everyone just walks calmly away.
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"My parents drove it up from the Bahamas" "No way!" "Of course not, the Bahamas are islands." Inzombiac has a new favorite as of 04:38 on Dec 1, 2016 |
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That shirt is rad, I bet that kid is ok
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:
From pages ago but turns out this is a surgical procedure used to reconstruct and enlarge a micropenis. quote:surgeons began by removing the tip of his penis - the most sensitive part - and grafting it to his left forearm, allowing cell and tissue material to be kept alive. Simultaneously, skin from his forearm was cut into two separate flaps, which were rolled up and stitched around flexible tubular silicone implants to fashion a lengthened shaft. The shaft and tip were then joined as one, before they were removed from the forearm and sewn back on to the base of the man's groin. A section of skin from his thigh was then grafted on to his forearm to reduce visible scarring. so basically like lengthening a vacuum cleaner hose, but with a penis
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Sagebrush posted:so basically like lengthening a vacuum cleaner hose, but with a penis Not too different from your vacuum cleaner's hose then huh
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So if you cut off your dick and graft it to your arm, it makes your dick bigger? Asking for a friend.
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Even with that surgery, you don't have the plumbing to bonerize that big of a dick, so you need a special inflatable dick insert is what my friend told me
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Is that why people are always talking about blowjobs 
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wow I thought maybe he had an accident at the hotdog cannon factory
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hey is this the dick enlargement thread because hoo boy do i have a Man Vs. Penis story for you https://www.thundersplace.org/penis-enlargement/my-elist-implant-experience.html (pictures behind link are login-walled but still gross as gently caress to read about)basically a dude got a silicone implant in his schlong and it started to tear its way out
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Whaaaaat a surgeon who offers to do penis implants on patients who already have above average sized dicks might be shady? lol that he took the dude to a Barnes and noble because he was unaccompanied and then left him there for awhile. second lol was getting Tylenol after surgery while the surgeon was undoubtedly swiping the oxy he should have gotten
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:hey is this the dick enlargement thread because hoo boy do i have a Man Vs. Penis story for you I'm not registering to look at pictures of some weird-rear end gross dude's silicone-wrecked ersatz dong, what is wrong with you?
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Post the pics
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theflyingexecutive posted:Whaaaaat a surgeon who offers to do penis implants on patients who already have above average sized dicks might be shady? l "Well, I'm not sure--" "Sure, you have a big dick. But do you have...the BIGGEST DICK??" "...Alright doctor, you've convinced me."
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The only price to pay... is that it won't actually work like a dick anymore! BUT IT'LL BE BIG
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