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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Have you tried using google?

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
"the bathroom"

Yon
Oct 7, 2003

Just one spice?
Just one spice
Just one spice...
As fun as Ronan menacing random diner patrons is going to be, it just hit me how long this probably means it'll be until we find out if it really is Rocket and Groot who crashed :sigh:

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Knormal posted:

"...MY QUEST TO FIND THAT WEIRD SHOOTING STAR I SAW WHILE DRIVING ON MY ROAD TRIP TO CALIFORNIA TO DO PUBLICITY FOR MY MOVIE."

And that's how we learn Newspaper MJ is her universe's Karen Gillan.

Man, Karen Gillen would be a great MJ if they weren't doing high school again in the MCU.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Only if they can get Kieron Gillen as a guest writer for the strips where she shows up

SpiritOfLenin
Apr 29, 2013

be happy :3


I love how Ronan seems to be showing his hammer to the cops(?), as if to say "DO NOT WORRY LAWMEN OF EARTH, I TOO AM A LAWMAN, AND HERE IS MY BADGE OF OFFICE - A HAMMER".

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



YOU ARE EVADING MY QUESTION. YOU MUST BE HIDING THE THING I AM LOOKING FOR. I MUST USE MY HAMMER TO GET ANSWERS

NEXT...Hammer Time!

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Next week Ronan vs clown

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

It's gonna take at least a solid week for Ronan to explain his quest to these diner patrons :allears:

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
"Then we both must be spiking our coffee!"

"Yeah, also there's a dude with a hammer in the diner."

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Synthbuttrange posted:

Dont worry he punched out Firelord once.

Its worth noting that that story also started with the antagonist walking into a diner (in search of a really good pizza).

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Synthbuttrange posted:



Have you tried using google?

"MY GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SpiritOfLenin posted:

I love how Ronan seems to be showing his hammer to the cops(?), as if to say "DO NOT WORRY LAWMEN OF EARTH, I TOO AM A LAWMAN, AND HERE IS MY BADGE OF OFFICE - A HAMMER".

This is absolutely how I choose to interpret this now :)

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



Alhazred posted:

Its worth noting that that story also started with the antagonist walking into a diner (in search of a really good pizza).

did he find it

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



He still hasn't disproven my hypothesis that he is searching for the best hamburger on Earth.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Endless Mike posted:

He still hasn't disproven my hypothesis that he is searching for the best hamburger on Earth.

"Ronan accuses this burger...of being delicious!"

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Ronan is actually now hosting a travel show on Food Network

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Choco1980 posted:

Ronan is actually now hosting a travel show on Food Network

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? *gestures angrily towards Guy Fieri*

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Ronan the Accuser vs Guy the Fieri would fight into a stalemate until they both called their bosses, and we know how the Thanos vs Galactus matchup would end.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if you had ever tried a guy fieri recipe, you would know that his boss is satan. ronan's boss is usually the supreme intelligence, who i would also very much like to make an appearance.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Ronan the Accuser vs Guy the Fieri would fight into a stalemate until they both called their bosses, and we know how the Thanos vs Galactus matchup would end.
Covered in donkey sauce?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Oh no that table

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:



Oh no that table

"Hm, weird alien dude smashing up tables. Yes, I, Joe Q. Cop, can TOTALLY handle this."

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ronan needs a lesson from Thor on diner etiquette.

...

Now Thor teaching GotG aliens Earth etiquette is a thing I want. Someone get the Kiwi directing Ragnarok and James Gunn to do another short.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The smart thing to do would be to cut it down to just Starlord or Rocket and Groot.

The stupid fun thing would be to have everyone?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
And then at the end of the month they all learn the true meaning of Christmas.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Manatee Cannon posted:

did he find it
Oh he found it all right. The problem was the cook's friends interpreted the fiery man who incinerated one of their pal's ovens in an effort to 'warm it up' for him as a threat, so they jumped him while he was happily finishing his pizza, assuming he was some sort of mutant.
It escalated from there.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Synthbuttrange posted:



Oh no that table

He just shattered that nice old couple's knees, didn't he? :ohdear:

surc
Aug 17, 2004

So.... the police sergeant moonlights at the diner?

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Synthbuttrange posted:



Oh no that table
That hammer in the first panel is some serious MC Escher poo poo.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

surc posted:

So.... the police sergeant moonlights at the diner?

A retired cop or army guy who opened a diner, maybe.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

surc posted:

So.... the police sergeant moonlights at the diner?

I thought when Ronan burst in there were two cops, but looking back

That wasn't the case

Though apparently the shock of seeing Ronan bust up that table turned Sarge's hair white.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Weekday colorist can't even agree with himself now.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

This table stood accused.
Now it no longer stands at all.

FAT BATMAN
Dec 12, 2009

Synthbuttrange posted:

The smart thing to do would be to cut it down to just Starlord or Rocket and Groot.

The stupid fun thing would be to have everyone?

Ideas like this make me realize what a difficult skill it must be to get the most out of two small-rear end panels per story beat without overcrowding the action.

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
I want a month of Ronan asking vague, unanswerable questions.

"WHY WILL YOU?"
"...will I what?"
"CANNOT YOU NOT SEE?"
"...no? yes? maybe?"
"HOW COME?"
"I'm leaving"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SilverSupernova posted:

This table stood accused.
Now it no longer stands at all.

"So says..... RONAN THE ACCUSER!"

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I want it to do a "Meanwhile..." and cut to Mary Jane still just peeling the gently caress out in the dirt.

Opposing Farce
Apr 1, 2010

Ever since our drop-off service, I never read a book.
There's always something else around, plus I owe the library nineteen bucks.

FAT BATMAN posted:

Ideas like this make me realize what a difficult skill it must be to get the most out of two small-rear end panels per story beat without overcrowding the action.

To be fair it's more like two small-rear end panels times seven per story beat.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



I accuse this comic of being ridiculous!

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