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The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

CharlesM posted:

The wheel in the header image is missing a lug nut. I don't think I need to say anything about the rest.

It's better to let the owner say it in his own words, to be completely honest

xzzy posted:

Race cars get a pass on pretty much everything because they have exactly one purpose: go as fast as they can.

Which is why ratrods are awesome, but having a rusted, cobbled together car on the road is terrifying

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BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

xzzy posted:

Race cars get a pass on pretty much everything because they have exactly one purpose: go as fast as they can.

The demise of Group B says another thing

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Well every racing series clips a car's wings with rules. So I guess they go as fast as they can within the limits of their governing body.

But that doesn't roll off the tongue now does it. :v:

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

xzzy posted:

Well every racing series clips a car's wings with rules. So I guess they go as fast as they can within the limits of their governing body.

But that doesn't roll off the tongue now does it. :v:

If ya ain't cheatin', ya ain't tryin' :clint:

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

See this is how racing gets ruined: pedantry!

"Race cars get a pass on pretty much everything because they have exactly one purpose: go as fast as they can, within the limits established by their governing body, unless they're cheating and haven't been caught yet."

Does that cover it? Anything else need added or can we go to vote?

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice
"Go as fast as they can, until it starts getting too deadly, in which case the sanctioning body slows everyone down until material science & technology catches up."

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Bolt on fender flares can look awesome if done right on the right car. Old z cars in particular.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

The Door Frame posted:

Which is why ratrods are awesome, but having a rusted, cobbled together car on the road is terrifying

I think ratrods are also unsafe pieces of poo poo that look horrible.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

track day bro! posted:

I think ratrods are also unsafe pieces of poo poo that look horrible.

I think you're an unsafe piece of poo poo that looks horrible. :colbert:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Why would someone put those ugly rear end wheels on an accord wagon.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Powershift posted:

Why would someone put those ugly rear end wheels on an accord wagon.



Needs vinyl wood-grain appliqued to the spokes

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen

Powershift posted:

Why would someone put those ugly rear end wheels on an accord wagon.



God help me but I kinda like the fakeass woody poo poo they hotglued on.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Deteriorata posted:

Needs vinyl wood-grain appliqued to the spokes

That might just make it awesome again.

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.
Best quote from that jalopnik article

quote:

You guys do not know Chris on a personal level. He started his business with nothing. … The only concern here is the type of stuff he said and the type of person this makes him,” Paris wrote. “Obviously I am very upset and hurt of what he said to Dominic Lebron. Dom is a great work friend and that is strictly it.

You don't know him on a personal level, all we're concerned about are his personal statements which reflect who he is on a personal level. Also, his statements are upsetting but we're JUST WORK FRIENDS I SWEAR and also he started his business with nothing so give him a break!

like, I'm impressed how many different excuses for different things are shoehorned into one statement.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Deteriorata posted:

If ya ain't cheatin', ya ain't tryin' :clint:
The race starts when the rule book's printed.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Deteriorata posted:

If ya ain't cheatin', ya ain't tryin' :clint:

F1 in a nutshell.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Powershift posted:

Why would someone put those ugly rear end wheels on an accord wagon.



Other than the wheels this is wonderful.


Scruff McGruff posted:

Best quote from that jalopnik article


You don't know him on a personal level, all we're concerned about are his personal statements which reflect who he is on a personal level. Also, his statements are upsetting but we're JUST WORK FRIENDS I SWEAR and also he started his business with nothing so give him a break!

like, I'm impressed how many different excuses for different things are shoehorned into one statement.

Of course that guy's business is located in Indiana.





OF COURSE.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Rhyno posted:

Other than the wheels this is wonderful.


Of course that guy's business is located in Indiana.





OF COURSE.

I'm shocked he's not a friend of yours.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

nm posted:

I'm shocked he's not a friend of yours.

So am I!

IronDoge
Nov 6, 2008





This is terrible but I would secretly own one.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
Wrong thread.

Those were designed around stuffing a conversion van with a souped up motor and then the bed would allow the use of a 5th wheel/gooseneck trailer. Centurion made a ton of really cool poo poo, including the C-350, an alternate timeline Suburban:





spookykid fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Dec 2, 2016

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009

Powershift posted:

Why would someone put those ugly rear end wheels on an accord wagon.



My thought exactly. Put the oem 7 spokes painted black and I would daily that thing and take it to the track.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Dannywilson posted:

Wrong thread.

Those were designed around stuffing a conversion van with a souped up motor and then the bed would allow the use of a 5th wheel/gooseneck trailer. Centurion made a ton of really cool poo poo, including the C-350, an alternate timeline Suburban:







This clearly Ford's inspiration for the Excursion.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
http://www.autonews.com/article/20161128/RETAIL05/311289930/that-thing-got-a-hemi-if-not-refer-to-bulletin-no-23-053-16

quote:

The problem: Some Ram 1500 special edition pickups have an engine under the hood (a 3.6-liter V-6) that doesn't match the Hemi badge stuck behind the front wheels (indicating a 5.7-liter V-8).

The solution, per FCA: "If the vehicle has Hemi emblems installed and the vehicle does not have a Hemi engine, the emblem will need to be removed."

:effort:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Fall of british-leyland.avi

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



... that is the most FCA of mistakes and the most FCA of solutions

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



This is really only an issue if the owner paid for a Hemi, I guess.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Dannywilson posted:

Wrong thread.

Those were designed around stuffing a conversion van with a souped up motor and then the bed would allow the use of a 5th wheel/gooseneck trailer. Centurion made a ton of really cool poo poo, including the C-350, an alternate timeline Suburban:







I want one of those so loving badly. Jesus.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


IronDoge posted:





This is terrible but I would secretly own one.

Party in the front, business in the back?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Finger Prince posted:

Party in the front, business in the back?

I want it. It tickles my 'It's old and unique and no one will know what the gently caress it is' fancy.

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

NoWake posted:

"Go as fast as they can, until it starts getting too deadly, in which case the sanctioning body slows everyone down until material science & technology catches up."

Speaking of that, i was wondering the other day- With modern safety equipment and dickhead spectator standards, Could you run Group B again?

I really really want it to be the case...

Bogatyr
Jul 20, 2009
My auto shop teacher in high school had one of those 5th wheel van conversions to pull his drag car hauler. His was wider and taller from the front doors back. It was cavernous. Trailer park Tardis.

Humbug
Dec 3, 2006
Bogus

Ferremit posted:

Speaking of that, i was wondering the other day- With modern safety equipment and dickhead spectator standards, Could you run Group B again?

I really really want it to be the case...

The same rules? Probably not. Group B only mandated tire width and minimum weight for a given displacement. Modern tech would allow 1000+ bhp or however much is actually possible and practical to put to the ground anywhere. Diffs, transmissions and tires have also evolved a lot since the 80's and would make them even faster. Even though carbon fiber safety cells have gotten better, the trees they hit haven' gotten any softer. This is given that any manufacturer would take the development and homoligation costs, when VAG is already pulling out of WRC on cost grounds.

The current World Rallycross cars are probably not too far off how a more realistic modern Group B would look, but maybe with more aero. The Audi S1 even already exists as a road car with AWD and turbo four for homoligation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhLXVRDKlvA

Wrar
Sep 9, 2002


Soiled Meat
VAG only left WRC and LeMans because they hosed themselves for billions of dollars by lying about emissions.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Here's a terrible car for you all:


if you don't get the joke: only one point scored this season and dead last in constructors

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Well, how many F1 points has your car scored :colbert:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Powershift posted:

Well, how many F1 points has your car scored :colbert:

None, because I wasn't born with a platinum spoon in my mouth :colbert:

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

iospace posted:

Here's a terrible car for you all:


if you don't get the joke: only one point scored this season and dead last in constructors

Took me a minute to figure out why this car looked so weird.

I'm really not used to seeing an F1 car not completely covered in sponsors.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The team sponsors are Shazam and airbnb...

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

"As soon as you touch the throttle, you've got... umm... engine performance straight away"

It's ok dude. Just say boost. Everyone watching the video knows what you're talking about.

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