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Perestroika posted:drat, I wish I could get that one. You got money to burn? http://store.iam8bit.com/collections/sequel/products/furiosa-by-nikita-kaun
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The Lovely Boners  Not the kind of movie that calls for a porn parody imo
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Even as a silhouette that one dude stays really tiny.
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Do they just have a graphic artist intern in a closet somewhere churning out new star wars posters once an hour
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Dec 1, 2016 14:36
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A Rebellion Built on Hope is the worst tagline
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Harlock posted:Do they just have a graphic artist intern in a closet somewhere churning out new star wars posters once an hour
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Good to see Cruise reaching the final level of Scientology.
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I might be late for the porn talk, but was anyone else deeply disappointed when they watched Edward Penishands because it was just one huge dildo per hand and not a regular hand with five dildoes for fingers?
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Dec 1, 2016 16:35
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Kinda boring poster, but I like the tagline. Pretty sure that's what Dr. Pretorius says in Bride of Frankenstein.
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Harlock posted:The Tagline is actually being used to introduce the Universal Monsters Cinematic Universe though I thought that lovely Dracula film was the introduction? Are they ignoring it?
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Much like The Green Lantern.
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That's some very "marvel-y" font use, there.
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Every poster for Rogue One reminds me its about the death star and it lowers my hype.
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Dec 1, 2016 17:25
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That's what it's always been about though.
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CelticPredator posted:That's what it's always been about though. Yeah, and I almost dont want to see the movie now.
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Harlock posted:The Tagline is actually being used to introduce the Universal Monsters Cinematic Universe though Why even try to top Penny Dreadful.
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I'll admit, it would have been nice if they were going to do another Death Star movie that Episode VII hadn't also been another Death Star movie.
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Sir Kodiak posted:I'll admit, it would have been nice if they were going to do another Death Star movie that Episode VII hadn't also been another Death Star movie. I'd take giant space otters at this point.
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Dont lie to yourself - you will see this movie. Your parents are gonna see it. Your neighbors cat is gonna see it.
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Vintersorg posted:Dont lie to yourself - you will see this movie. Your parents are gonna see it. Your neighbors cat is gonna see it. 2 of my friends are massive Star Wars friends so I will probably end up going with them. I'll just get extra drunk.
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Lobok posted:Nothing screams exotic and supernatural thrills like an airplane cargo bay. Hey it's got to get to Midway City for the Squad to fight it somehow.
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MacheteZombie posted:Every poster for Rogue One reminds me its about the death star and it lowers my hype. Yeah but it sets up The Knights of Ren which is awesome.
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I guarantee you there'll be a scene of seal team 6 guys totally getting wrecked by Mummy poo poo. And there'll be a faceless horde of cg characters who threaten everything at some point too. Blah. The Bride quote is a little different too. Dr. Pretorius posted:To a new world of gods and monsters!
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ruddiger posted:I guarantee you there'll be a scene of seal team 6 guys totally getting wrecked by Mummy poo poo. "You thought Osama bin Laden was the great evil of your time? Well, you ain't seen nothin' yet! MUAHAHAHA!" *they are all killed by a sandstorm while Darude's "Sandstorm" plays*
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Guy Goodbody posted:A Rebellion Built on Hope is the worst tagline It's so painful and I can only hope (ugh) the massive marketing campaign built around it is taken from a throw away line in the film and characters don't actually nod sagely any time it's spoken. It's star wars, you don't even need a trailer.
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Alhazred posted:Why even try to top Penny Dreadful. The CW Superhero shows of Universal Monsters
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Harlock posted:The CW Superhero shows of Universal Monsters 
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Harlock posted:The CW Superhero shows of Universal Monsters Except Penny Dreadful is actually watchable
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I never watched Penny Dreadful after season 1. Am I missing out?
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PD is a really good show imo.
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caligulamprey posted:I might be late for the porn talk, but was anyone else deeply disappointed when they watched Edward Penishands because it was just one huge dildo per hand and not a regular hand with five dildoes for fingers? I never even saw it and I am now disappointed.  oldpainless posted:PD is a really good show imo. I marathoned that first season. While it had some strengths I liked, it seemed to get really, really melodramatic in a way I found banal. The bottle episode about her possession was especially tedious. I haven't decided when or if I'll watch the second season. Eva Green, though. drat. marshmallow creep fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Dec 1, 2016 |
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Harlock posted:The CW Superhero shows of Universal Monsters CW wishes it had that amount of graphic sex and violence.
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Vintersorg posted:Dont lie to yourself - you will see this movie. Your parents are gonna see it. Your neighbors cat is gonna see it. Well, sure, my brother in law has already bought us tickets for opening night. Lobok posted:"You thought Osama bin Laden was the great evil of your time? Well, you ain't seen nothin' yet! MUAHAHAHA!" No way they'd have the guts to name drop Osama. Just how much Eva Green is there in this show? Because the presence of Josh Hartnett in the promotional materials has kept me away.
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oldpainless posted:She has the most screen time of anyone Also, Josh Harnett is pretty darn good in it, too.
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10 Beers posted:Also, Josh Harnett is pretty darn good in it, too. Eh.
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