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Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
I always thought the Megas XLR intro theme accurately summarized the underlying theme of all giant robot media.

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TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

chiasaur11 posted:

Depends on the series.

For example, G Gundam has the underlying theme that every problem can be solved by punching hell of suckers in the mouth and telling chicks straight up that you like them, while Iron Blooded Orphans is about how child soldiers will brutally murder you and feel nothing.

I'm pretty sure space still makes everyone retarded in both of those shows. It's just not as obvious. Think about iiiiiiiiit.


Zanzibar Ham posted:

I always thought the Megas XLR intro theme accurately summarized the underlying theme of all giant robot media.

There's a lot of underlying themes okay? It's like a lasagna.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


TheLastRoboKy posted:

There's a lot of underlying themes okay? It's like a lasagna.

Well, I do dig lasagna...

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

chiasaur11 posted:

Depends on the series.

For example, G Gundam has the underlying theme that every problem can be solved by punching hell of suckers in the mouth and telling chicks straight up that you like them, while Iron Blooded Orphans is about how child soldiers will brutally murder you and feel nothing.

Don't forget that in G-Gundam, Love is highly weaponizable.

TheLastRoboKy posted:

I'm pretty sure space still makes everyone retarded in both of those shows. It's just not as obvious. Think about iiiiiiiiit.

Please allow me to provide a helpful visual aid.

Kurieg fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Nov 30, 2016

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Kurieg posted:

Please allow me to provide a helpful visual aid.


Is that from Mobile Fighter G Gundam? 'Cos I've just started watching it, and this does seem like the sort of thing the show would pull.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Kurieg posted:

Please allow me to provide a helpful visual aid.


What does Neo New Mexico look like?

Orv
May 4, 2011

White Coke posted:

What does Neo New Mexico look like?

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

CommissarMega posted:

Is that from Mobile Fighter G Gundam? 'Cos I've just started watching it, and this does seem like the sort of thing the show would pull.

Yup, G-Gundam is basically an object lesson in casual Japanese racism. In that they do it to everyone equally (Except maybe themselves) and not even the people who live in the stereotyped nations realize that anything is wrong with something like this.




It's like if in addition to being in tune with nature and having a monkey pet, Ma-Ti also had a giant mech made out of step pyramids.


White Coke posted:

What does Neo New Mexico look like?

It's somewhere in here

probably to the left past the casinos.

Zomborgon
Feb 19, 2014

I don't even want to see what happens if you gain CHIM outside of a pre-coded system.

To be fair, the zebra pauldron-toga is pretty appealing.

Calax
Oct 5, 2011

Kurieg posted:

Yup, G-Gundam is basically an object lesson in casual Japanese racism. In that they do it to everyone equally (Except maybe themselves) and not even the people who live in the stereotyped nations realize that anything is wrong with something like this.




It's like if in addition to being in tune with nature and having a monkey pet, Ma-Ti also had a giant mech made out of step pyramids.



I think the Netherlands gundam is a better example

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
I love how the Nobel Gundam makes absolutely no sense as being representative in any way of Neo-Sweeden.

Then you remember that it's a Berserker.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Calax posted:



I think the Netherlands gundam is a better example

Suddenly Don Quixote doesn't seem so crazy.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
well he does, it's just for an entirely different and substantially more badass reason

i mean i dunno about you but i'd probably shy away from charging that thing with an old horse and a loud yell

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



Coolguye posted:

well he does, it's just for an entirely different and substantially more badass reason

i mean i dunno about you but i'd probably shy away from charging that thing with an old horse and a loud yell

Actually, an old horse and a loud yell could probably wreck this thing. Its whole gimmick is that it sucks so much,they made the windmill transformation so the Gundam could get to the semi-finals or whatever by being a huge coward.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Zanzibar Ham posted:

I always thought the Megas XLR intro theme accurately summarized the underlying theme of all giant robot media.

Let's cut out the middleman and just do a MEGAS XLR game, then

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
while we're at it, let's get another few seasons of megas xlr

Orv
May 4, 2011
Did they already kill the Toonami revival or is that still going?

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

Orv posted:

Did they already kill the Toonami revival or is that still going?

Still going.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
that's another show i need to organize just a night of beer and fun for

like just spend an evening streaming Megas and encouraging people to get wild in chat

i guess synctube is what people use for that sort of thing? i know twitch would kick your rear end off in a blink.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Kurieg posted:

Yup, G-Gundam is basically an object lesson in casual Japanese racism. In that they do it to everyone equally (Except maybe themselves) and not even the people who live in the stereotyped nations realize that anything is wrong with something like this.


Japan's Gundam is a samurai, and after realizing that all Gundams look kinda like samurai so it doesn't stand out so much, they gave Germany a ninja, and made Sweden Sailor V.

America gets a cowboy football surfer piloted by a boxer from the mean streets of New York. He loves fighting for the common man, having his mechanics be hot cheerleaders, and the song America The Beautiful.

He hates clowns. This is because his mother was murdered by terrorist clowns.

G-Gundam is art.

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

chiasaur11 posted:

Japan's Gundam is a samurai, and after realizing that all Gundams look kinda like samurai so it doesn't stand out so much, they gave Germany a ninja, and made Sweden Sailor V.

America gets a cowboy football surfer piloted by a boxer from the mean streets of New York. He loves fighting for the common man, having his mechanics be hot cheerleaders, and the song America The Beautiful.

He hates clowns. This is because his mother was murdered by terrorist clowns.

G-Gundam is art.
You forgot the best part about Chibodee Crockett: "America the Beautiful" was sung by his mother as a lullaby to put him to sleep as a baby.

G Gundam is a beautiful slab of cheesy nonsense. :allears:

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

AradoBalanga posted:

You forgot the best part about Chibodee Crockett: "America the Beautiful" was sung by his mother as a lullaby to put him to sleep as a baby.

G Gundam is a beautiful slab of cheesy nonsense. :allears:

You guys are just going to gloss over the fact that a horse pilots a Horse Gundam in that series, or what? Any question that you have about G Gundam can be answered with, "there's a horse piloting its own Gundam"

I can't remember if there's multiple horses or if one horse pilots multiple Gundams, but there is at least one equine pilot and one equine Gundam

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

The Door Frame posted:

You guys are just going to gloss over the fact that a horse pilots a Horse Gundam in that series, or what? Any question that you have about G Gundam can be answered with, "there's a horse piloting its own Gundam"

I can't remember if there's multiple horses or if one horse pilots multiple Gundams, but there is at least one equine pilot and one equine Gundam
Fuunsaiki is more akin to Optimus' trailer than a separate Gundam. It's just that unlike Optimus' trailer, it does have an actual horse (of the same name) piloting it instead of being a glorified weapons platform.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



AradoBalanga posted:

Fuunsaiki is more akin to Optimus' trailer than a separate Gundam. It's just that unlike Optimus' trailer, it does have an actual horse (of the same name) piloting it instead of being a glorified weapons platform.

The horse is also a master martial artist.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Coolguye posted:

that's another show i need to organize just a night of beer and fun for

like just spend an evening streaming Megas and encouraging people to get wild in chat

i guess synctube is what people use for that sort of thing? i know twitch would kick your rear end off in a blink.

I have seen cytu.be work well.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

AradoBalanga posted:

Fuunsaiki is more akin to Optimus' trailer than a separate Gundam. It's just that unlike Optimus' trailer, it does have an actual horse (of the same name) piloting it instead of being a glorified weapons platform.

Is he or is he not in control of a 100 ft tall robot horse? Because I remember him being in control of a Gundam Horse, he gets a suit and everything

Also this:

chiasaur11 posted:

The horse is also a master martial artist.

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

The Door Frame posted:

Is he or is he not in control of a 100 ft tall robot horse? Because I remember him being in control of a Gundam Horse, he gets a suit and everything
He is indeed. The problem is that Fuunsaiki doesn't get a whole lot of solo time and is mostly around so Master Gundam or God Gundam can ride him into battle (and be a second HP bar in SRW games), hence the comparison to Optimus' trailer.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

So it's an improvement over Old New Mexico then.

TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

Episode 5 - Youtube | Polsy

New characters and lore added to their respective sections

I cannot stress enough how Grimlock has the best dialogue in the game. Every single line just knocks it out of the park.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
OH GOD I'M WATCHING IT AGAIN

SEND HELP I'M DYING

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
I beat everything in the game with Grimlock and the drills, except the weird Starscream fight (you know the one). His base stats are so high and his infinite firebreath is stupidly overpowered. Sure he has weapon restrictions, but they don't negatively impact his ability to clown every encounter in the game

AradoBalanga posted:

He is indeed. The problem is that Fuunsaiki doesn't get a whole lot of solo time and is mostly around so Master Gundam or God Gundam can ride him into battle (and be a second HP bar in SRW games), hence the comparison to Optimus' trailer.

I rest my case. Sure he's not a tournament competitor or anything, but the concept of a horse pilot is so obnoxiously dumb that I cannot properly articulate how funny I find it

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
Blitzwing is kind of a joke on Normal in this first encounter. Blitzwing is a loving BEAST in the later difficulties. He has absurd super armor. And that face grab Grimlock does? Blitzwing can do it do. On Prime and Magnus fighting Blitzwing is an endless hit and run battle where you beat through his super armor while he gives no fucks and scrapes your face upon the gravel. I can guarantee that he is the most difficult boss I ever fought in this game.

Yapping Eevee
Nov 12, 2011

STAND TOGETHER.
FIGHT WITH HONOR.
RESTORE BALANCE.

Eevees play for free.
Okay, this needs to be a maximum Grimlock percent run. Everything about that was amazing. :allears:

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



I think Bitchwing Blitzwing's elemental powers are based on his Animated persona,where he had three different personalities,each with their own elemental weapons: Col.Klink (Ice), Arnold Schwarzenegger (fire) and LOLRANDOM (?).

Rorahusky
Nov 12, 2012

Transform and waaauuuugh out!
That entire episode is magical.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


I learned about Thundercracker's love of soaps from the BSS Funny Panels thread

3 posted:

Also in the IDW Transformers continuity, Thundercracker is a colossal dork with a cute dog and atrocious screenwriting chops who's decided to live on Earth because he was never 100% into the war and fell in love with human culture (soap operas in particular).


The Transformers: Robots in Disguise #28

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

In the Christmas special, he makes a character called Anna Log, who is an analogue of one of his human handlers. And as I said, he tried to write a christmas story and...



IDW Transformers regularly appear in that thread. Here's my favorite time they did:

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Nightbeat doing Nightbeat things











and some more










Zark the Damned
Mar 9, 2013

IDW Thundercracker is awesome. Stay tuned for his screenplay of the story of Susan Journeyer and Josh Boyfriend.

Pretty sure that the Energon being purple instead of red in the cutscene is a deliberate nod to the occasional colouring screwups in the G1 cartoons (which iirc is why we end up with a bunch of seeker variations outside the named ones).

I know in some continuities Grimlock is actually pretty smart, there's just a glitch in his vocal processors which makes him sound like a big, dumb brute. He refuses to get it fixed because it makes his enemies underestimate him.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Really, it's just our crude biases which makes us judge the things he does as "dumb."

Things like attempting to eat things that are clearly not food, just in case. You don't know! It might be different this time!

TheDarkFlame
May 4, 2013

You tell me I didn't build that?

I'll have you know I worked my fingers to the bone to get where I am today.
This thread is like a glorious cavalcade of distilled off-the-wall crazy stupid things. Immediately relevant, Grimlock's vehicle mode is a loving dinosaur. That alone brings so many questions. How? Why? What kind of disguise does he think that is? Did he decide to replicate an animatronic dinosaur at a museum? Where did he get his penchant for wrestling moves? How does he fit a dinosaur around his person form? Why does he ever use his person form? What is the top speed of a brutal wrestling animatronic dinosaur anyway?

And then there's all the off-camera stupidity, the backissues and wikipages, a medic robot that turns into a single leg, a robot conscientious objector with a pet dog and a love of soap operas, and even the giant robot world outside transformers, where Space Mexico is a cactus sombrero, and there is even a giant Gundam Horse piloted by a horse what the gently caress

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JamieTheD
Nov 4, 2011

LPer, Reviewer, Mad Welshman

(Yes, that's a self portrait)

TheDarkFlame posted:

This thread is like a glorious cavalcade of distilled off-the-wall crazy stupid things. Immediately relevant, Grimlock's vehicle mode is a loving dinosaur. That alone brings so many questions. How? Why? What kind of disguise does he think that is? Did he decide to replicate an animatronic dinosaur at a museum? Where did he get his penchant for wrestling moves? How does he fit a dinosaur around his person form? Why does he ever use his person form? What is the top speed of a brutal wrestling animatronic dinosaur anyway?

And then there's all the off-camera stupidity, the backissues and wikipages, a medic robot that turns into a single leg, a robot conscientious objector with a pet dog and a love of soap operas, and even the giant robot world outside transformers, where Space Mexico is a cactus sombrero, and there is even a giant Gundam Horse piloted by a horse what the gently caress

There is a very simple reason he uses his person form: IT HAS A FLAMING SWORD. Keep in mind, the universe has only gotten more glorious and crazy under the IDW helm, while simultaneously making more sense. That's the hilarious part about this... for all we're talking that it's silly, and weird, and hosed up, the most recent incarnations have actually done a good job in context, for the most part, of tying most of this crap together in a sensible package.

For example, why is Grimlock a dinosaur in IDW continuity? Because he turned up to Earth during the Ice Age, looked at the Mammoths and mammals, and said "gently caress this, where's the good combat forms for loving up that rear end in a top hat Shockwave who ruined our plans to get the gently caress away from Cybertron? Also, we need to cover ourselves with a fake skin so we don't energon overload from whatever the gently caress Shockwave's doing to this planet (Seeding it with rich Energon)"

Compare that to the Marvel/G1 continuity. There's a good reason Megas XLR had so much material to work with, and that's because SatAm cartoons and Mecha media have always been that much sillier. :haw:

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