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Febreeze, in response to your most recent Draw Play, there is a kicker in college who's last name is "Blewitt." Interestingly enough he didn't actually live up to it when he beat Clemson (I think?) with a last second field goal a couple weeks ago.
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IcePhoenix posted:Febreeze, in response to your most recent Draw Play, there is a kicker in college who's last name is "Blewitt." The chip on that guy's shoulder must be cumbersome indeed. Imagine every single missed kick, and the repercussions of that reality.
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Nov 28, 2016 02:10
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Brady is a Slytherin and everyone knows it. 
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If any qb deserves a Harry Potter comparison it is Drew Brees and his ugly loving blemish.
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Nov 28, 2016 23:30
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What in the everloving gently caress did I just watch?
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Nov 28, 2016 23:36
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I don't know either but I was cheering for Jamarcus.
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whypick1 posted:What in the everloving gently caress did I just watch? it's the ending from poltergeist 2. it got really long so i had to trim it down in places to save size, which makes it kind of hard to follow. plus it makes a lot of references that not everyone is going to get. but i was mostly playing around and trying things when i was making it. it's jack del rio, mark davis, and this guy  killing a monster made of horrible players from the raiders recent history, namely warren sapp and jamarcus russell, which represents the raiders sucking poo poo for 15 years. the 9 is 9 wins for a winning season. after they stab the monster, derek carr gets taken away (he dislocated his pinky really nasty in the game, and we could all see the season flashing before our eyes), but he is brought back miraculously by al davis (he returned in the game). and it's a happy ending. Volkerball fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Nov 28, 2016 |
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Nov 28, 2016 23:52
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I thought of rewriting Hey Jude as Hey Jew, from Pete Carrol's voice, but my ideas stopped there.
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As much as I will miss my  FEAST MODE avatar, I couldn't not do something with the#Mysterytent 
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Pops Mgee posted:As much as I will miss my  av and text!
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If you don't have an idea this week maybe a comic about whatever is inside Aaron Rodgers' sideline tent could be good. Favre? EDP? His family? Personally I'm in favor of Favre sitting there in a black robe with empty pill bottles lying around, telling Rodgers that he's been watching his team's struggles and that he's here to help. He then hands Rodgers a note. Rodgers opens the note and it reads "You suck" and a picture of dickbutt or something. Before Rodgers can do anything, Favre scribbles a dick on his helmet and vanishes. Similar to the prank Favre did to Rodgers in this article. http://thelab.bleacherreport.com/gunslinger-brett-favre-aaron-rodgers-feud-jeff-pearlman-excerpt/ Just an idea Edit: I should really read the posts above before posting Pops Mgee posted:As much as I will miss my owns Chromatic fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Nov 29, 2016 |
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Love everything about this.
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"Bill Belichick destroyed Tim Tebow's NFL dream as only Bill Belichick could" http://sports.yahoo.com/news/bill-belichick-destroyed-tim-tebows-dream-as-only-bill-belichick-could-190655635.html Of course The Draw Play saw this coming all along.
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I might have to do a follow up on that because lol Anyway it me http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/welcome-to-football-jeopardy/
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Febreeze posted:I might have to do a follow up on that because lol This is your finest work all year. However with all the 69's we needed a Gronk cameo. Also Comic Idea, Gronk on purpose never catches another TD so he can retire with 69 TDs.
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TFF, who do you think would be the best party drinker out of every QB? http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-cardiac-cats-strike-again/ I'm torn between Stafford and maybe Roethlisberger
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Febreeze posted:TFF, who do you think would be the best party drinker out of every QB? Assuming you can't vote for Johnny?
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Febreeze posted:TFF, who do you think would be the best party drinker out of every QB? Cutler's probably my guy, but that's because I don't like parties, and sitting around a dark room silently sipping cheap whiskey sounds just my speed. And nobody should party with Roethlisberger, it. . . doesn't end well.
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It's Stafford and it's not even close. Also Cutler can't drink too much or he'll gently caress up his diabetes.
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Febreeze posted:TFF, who do you think would be the best party drinker out of every QB? I feel like Roethlisburger has gotten away from partying since the Rape accusations, Johnny is a mean drunk... so I'm gonna go with Stafford. A man who provided IV hydration to guests the morning after his wedding reception.
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The X-man cometh posted:Alex Smith Alex Smith would drink a cranberry juice and be the designated driver at a party Roethlisberger would be the roofie giving rapist Jameis would also be the rapist, but he'd fail at it, then steal something from the house Dak is just happy to be there and everyone likes him Andrew Luck is the weirdo roommate who already lived there and is trying to get people to play settlers of catan Eli is the double dipper Kaep is the guy trying to get people to volunteer with him while everyone else laughs Cam is the best dancer at the party Matt Ryan brought his own craft beer that nobody else likes so he just drinks it all himself Russell Wilson won't shut up about God and his wife Brock Osweiler keeps trying to win at beer pong but he can't hit a cup to save his life Stafford is the party drinker who got the keg and throws up like 3 times but rallies and goes all night Sam Bradford fell off the balcony at the last party and is just trying to not get hurt this time Andy Dalton is the face in the crowd you never actually talk with Marcus Mariota didn't come to the party even though he was invited. He wanted to get a good sleep Jared Goff is hitting on every girl about how he lives in LA Kirk Cousins didn't actually drink much but he acts like he's more drunk than he is and everyone can tell he's faking it but he's not hurting anyone so they let him do it Browns QB is rushed to the hospital to get his stomach pumped Carson Palmer is the weird older guy who wants to feel young but just creeps people out Drew brees is boring everyone he talks to about how he is financially planning his future Tyrod is doing wrestling moves through the beer pong table Jay Cutler is on the back porch the whole night smoking Philip wanted to come but he couldn't find anyone to babysit his fleet of children Derek Carr is the ugly guy who keeps getting more tail than you and you can't figure out how, must have a big dick Tom Brady is cheating at all the drinking games because he doesn't want to have a good time he just wants to win. you know that douche Ryan Tannehill is awkward but he brought his super hot GF that everyone hits on and he's too awkward to stop it Joe Flacco took up Andrew Luck's offer and is playing settlers of Catan Ryan Fitzpatrick is wasted and keeps trying to tell people how smart he is but nobody cares Carson Wentz really wants to play settlers of catan but he doesn't want to admit to himself he's a dork so he awkwardly shuffles into other conversations as a nobody Blake Bortles sucks at beer pong but he's so drat laid back you just can't hate the guy Febreeze fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Dec 1, 2016 |
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I am party Jay Cutler, apparently.
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Apparently Trevor Siemian is too boring to even make the list
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go go go go ROSCOE! posted:Apparently Trevor Siemian is too boring to even make the list Trevor Siemian is there, but you're like, who the hell is that guy? You think you've seen him before, but you can't be sure, so you don't bother trying to talk to him
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Chilichimp posted:I feel like Roethlisburger has gotten away from partying since the Rape accusations, Johnny is a mean drunk... so I'm gonna go with Stafford. A man who provided IV hydration to guests the morning after his wedding reception. At the wedding reception.
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If it's in the form of a contest, apparently Brady can chug beer faster than anyone, including his offensive linemen. Brace for  x 1,000 because of course that's the kind of article where that comes up.http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/97767202/tom-bradys-will-to-win-chugging-ross-tucker
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Febreeze posted:Alex Smith would drink a cranberry juice and be the designated driver at a party Draw these. Please!
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He's awful at ping pong so he'd probably be bad at beer pong too. http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/06/tom-brady-danny-amendola-ping-pong
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Shangri-Law School posted:At the wedding reception. Right, because that poo poo went all fuckin' night.
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go go go go ROSCOE! posted:Apparently Trevor Siemian is too boring to even make the list Hmm Aaron Rodgers and Trevor Semen are both unaccounted for. Very subtle, febreeze
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oh poo poo, i'm andrew luck it was me, i was the colts fan all along
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:He's awful at ping pong so he'd probably be bad at beer pong too. Thats bullshit because I'm hot garbage at ping pong but rain 3s all day in beer pong
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big juicy nectarine posted:oh poo poo, i'm andrew luck So, classic or cities and knights
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