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Ecstatic
Sep 30, 2010

wolrah posted:

Kinda.

All but three episodes had filmed the studio segments before the first one aired. Nashville filmed last week, giving them a few days after the first airing to make quick adjustments but not replan anything huge. Loch Ness and Dubai have yet to be filmed (this upcoming weekend and the following one). All the rest were done before we had more than trailers.

I was just thinking how that all worked, cool concept hosting the show in a different location every week but the workload it puts on the traveling crew. International flights, hotels, hire cars, meals all that jazz once a week for 3 months. Probably alright for the presenters flying business or first and has PA sorting all the paperwork and running about for them but as someone that has to do that sort of travel for work I can seriously see that getting old quick.

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djdanno13
Apr 20, 2004

Killing Nazi Zombies since June 14 1775

InitialDave posted:

I think his point was that the shorter barrel makes it a carbine.

Assault rifle denotes the functions of the rifle (select fire). Carbine denotes the physical properties (shorter barrel). The gun can be called a rifle, carbine, or assault rifle. However not all rifles are carbines and certainly not all guns assault rifles. It's just different names for different properties of the same gun. Hopefully this makes it clear as mud.


Anyway does anyone else think like me that the reason there are not more films taking place in the host country is because they are filming those segments after they film the tent segment?

djdanno13 fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Nov 28, 2016

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Ghost donut the whip :stare:

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



drunken officeparty posted:

The celeb interview segments were Good And Cool and I want them back

Some of them were cool and interesting. One of the best that I can recollect was with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. Most of them were like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I'm pretty sure it was like the Young Ones and some sort of weird budget thing. Top Gear inserted interviews with celebs to be classified as an entertainment show and not just an educational/informational show.


The Young Ones always had a musical act in every episode so they could be classified as a variety show rather than a comedy and thus get a bigger budget.

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Nov 28, 2016

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Not every episode.

Once they had a lion tamer.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
"Mike! It's the cure!"
"No Neil, it's Madness this week"

djdanno13 posted:

Assault rifle denotes the functions of the rifle (select fire). Carbine denotes the physical properties (shorter barrel). The gun can be called a rifle, carbine, or assault rifle. However not all rifles are carbines and certainly not all guns assault rifles. It's just different names for different properties of the same gun. Hopefully this makes it clear as mud.
It is, in fact, hilariously appropriate:

Falken posted:

I wonder how many TFR nerds were triggered when he called that carbine an assault rifle.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The only bit of the special forces scene I liked was May's one-sided feud with the queen.

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:

djdanno13 posted:

Anyway does anyone else think like me that the reason there are not more films taking place in the host country is because they are filming those segments after they film the tent segment?

Iirc they film the country segments before tent, but its like just few days before.

My source on this was a random finn who claimed they had visited a race track here.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

djdanno13 posted:

Anyway does anyone else think like me that the reason there are not more films taking place in the host country is because they are filming those segments after they film the tent segment?

All of the films were created before they even knew where the first tent segment would be.

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



I was just thinking about the changes from the old Top Gear, and out of all the gags or other copyrighted things they can't use anymore, I think I miss Jessica most of all.

Long Francesco
Jun 3, 2005
I'm really disappointed they didn't use ramblin man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68X8o0S7vJc

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




Eifert Posting posted:

The only bit of the special forces scene I liked was May's one-sided feud with the queen.

Who could resist shooting the queen tbf

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
I was disappointed that the Queen wasn't played by Dame Edna.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
No. Just no.

Barry Humphries needs to be set on fire and shot into the loving sun. His shtick was old thirty years when I first saw it and hasn't changed since.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Gorilla Salad posted:

No. Just no.

Barry Humphries needs to be set on fire and shot into the loving sun. His shtick was old thirty years when I first saw it and hasn't changed since.

:agreed:

John Inman's cremation ashes are fresher at this point.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Gorilla Salad posted:

No. Just no.

Barry Humphries needs to be set on fire and shot into the loving sun. His shtick was old thirty years when I first saw it and hasn't changed since.

Plus it turns out Barry Humphries is a proper Tory oval office.

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Plus it turns out (BBC personality of your choice) is a proper Tory oval office and/or child molestor.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Clarkson did a bad thing and they replaced him with a serial workplace sex offender, checks out.

:master:

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
I actually enjoyed this episode. I think the military thing was a pretty fun mockery of how your average man thinks he would be an ultra-competent badass when put into a situation like that, and the reality that they just bumbled around and got killed over and over. It dragged on a bit, but I think the underlying punchline was solid.

The thing that detracts for me is the cheeky segment names (conversation street, celebrity brain crash, etc). They were funny the first time as a "chat show segment names are dumb" kinda thing, but they're dumb as actual regular names.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
I never expected them to keep that celebrity thing going. It was funny as a first episode joke. Second episode was "Are they seriously doing this joke again?" If they do it again, I don't know.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


If they knew they were going to stick with it they should have pre-taped 12 episodes worth of Jeremy Renner dying each time they try to bring him on.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate
The military thing struck me as something that was funny in a production meeting but didn't work in real life

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


shadow puppet of a posted:

If they knew they were going to stick with it they should have pre-taped 12 episodes worth of Jeremy Renner dying each time they try to bring him on.

I think the episode would have been better if he actually landed behind the hosts and crawled under the tent to join them on stage. Would have been a great entrance.

djdanno13
Apr 20, 2004

Killing Nazi Zombies since June 14 1775

And then after the applause tell Renner oh sorry the producer just cancelled this segment to pursue other creative outlets but thanks so much for your hard work goodbye now.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Or, after parachuting and climbing under the tent, just had him stand in the audience and watch the show without any comment.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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New episode is out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SHHkw7Ec8Q

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

They need like a aerial view or a minimap on the track parts because to me it's always been just a series of unconnected shots and I have no idea what turns into what or anything

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


drunken officeparty posted:

They need like a aerial view or a minimap on the track parts because to me it's always been just a series of unconnected shots and I have no idea what turns into what or anything

This would be awesome, especially if it was subjected to Clarksonian gimmicks on occasion.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004


Holy lol.

e: American Partridge?

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

drunken officeparty posted:

They need like a aerial view or a minimap on the track parts because to me it's always been just a series of unconnected shots and I have no idea what turns into what or anything

they had that in the early seasons of new top gear and it was dumb. it looked like a cheap video game. the reality is literally that it doesnt matter. the track segments are to see lots of cool slides and hear loud noise, then be told "by golly, this car is fast"

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

drunken officeparty posted:

They need like a aerial view or a minimap on the track parts because to me it's always been just a series of unconnected shots and I have no idea what turns into what or anything

http://jalopnik.com/this-is-where-the-grand-tours-brand-new-test-track-is-l-1789134294

I spent some time studying it and comparing it to Clarkson's lap in the first episode to figure out just where he was and what it all looked like. It helped a bunch.

Alighieri
Dec 10, 2005


:dukedog:

Worst thing about the new track is all the buildings in the middle of it so you cannot get a panning shot of the entire track, you get a huge hangar just sitting in the middle of it. If it was wide open it would be so much better to visualize. I am guessing Lotus had nothing to do with this track?

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




The new track seems kind of boring to drive seeing as how there's very little elevation change, though that was the same problem with the old one (except doubly so I imagine).

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


Rated PG-34 posted:

The new track seems kind of boring to drive seeing as how there's very little elevation change, though that was the same problem with the old one (except doubly so I imagine).

The lack of elevation change may be necessary, as some of those cars are drat low to the ground and would scrape at speed. Remember the sparks from the P1 scraping the ground on tgat little incline in ep1? How much harder would it be to get test cars if that kind of damage was a constant threat.

If anything, this one seems more fun/demanding given how narrow and tight it is in spots.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


I vote for elevation changes, just to spice things up.

And a gravel section :getin:

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


They can't change the track because then they'd have to lose that hilarious, topical Ebola joke they spent a lot of time making go absolutely nowhere.

Rated PG-34
Jul 1, 2004




In the next segment of making james may do poo poo, he visits an ebola ward and discovers the true force of projectile vomit

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006

KozmoNaut posted:

I vote for elevation changes, just to spice things up.

And a gravel section :getin:

I want them to take a supercar mudding

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bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


LeftistMuslimObama posted:

they had that in the early seasons of new top gear and it was dumb. it looked like a cheap video game. the reality is literally that it doesnt matter. the track segments are to see lots of cool slides and hear loud noise, then be told "by golly, this car is fast"

Exactly. Also if they do the mini map thing, they actually have to show the whole lap which is usually boring (otherwise the edits would be obvious.) What we see is just the interesting bits with the boring parts of the track cut out.

The lap is not a scientific test. It's a bit like the rest of the show. It's there for them to bicker about what car is better.

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