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Where is it from, anyway? I often wonder how it would be taken if I posted it on facebook with no context.
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How much does one need to know about Goku in order to successfully channel him while lifting? I'm hoping some room for imagination is actually a plus here
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On the off-chance this isn't a troll, it's fantastic  quote:I am one of the famed boogeymen known as an Incel. Involuntary Celibate if you aren't aware. I have seen a lot of jokes on SA and other places about my kind, and it pisses me off. quote:this isn't really a scandalous secret but it's not something I want to discuss with anyone in my life so I'm putting it here. This has been the year of me drinking too much too often and also being a huge jerk when drunk. I feel awful about it afterwards but it feels so good in the moment and things really suck at work right now so it's been my escape. But because I'm lovely and out of control with it, I've pissed off my fiance a number of times. On Saturday night we had a rough discussion about the fact that I still struggle with depression and would rather drink than deal with it and it ended with him taking all the liquor in the house and hiding it. I haven't looked for it. I think I know where it is but the feelings of shame and guilt are overpowering. Things are fine between us now but this guilt and anger is tearing me apart inside. I know I deserve it. I don't deserve him, I sometimes wonder why he stays with me. Most of all the pain makes me want to have a drink to dull all this anxiety and self-hatred godspeed alkie goon, you can do it 
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Dec 1, 2016 14:49
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My Levi's are programmed for sex.
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Dec 1, 2016 15:13
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guns for tits posted:My Levi's are programmed for sex. They just need some tight pants, really show off that rockin' hard bod I'm sure they've got.
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Dec 1, 2016 15:16
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I spent like £300 on my wedding ring because I'm not a loving idiot  then again, I'm not a smelly social recluse that'll spend the rest of his life alone.Enjoy your Lego.
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Dec 1, 2016 15:20
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I wear my dead grandfather's ring! It was the ultimate in saving on wedding costs. Take that incel. Also, I'd like if the happily married Goku man got into a fight with the incel guy. It would be the incel saga of his life.
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Dec 1, 2016 15:26
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What the gently caress is an incel
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Dec 1, 2016 15:30
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quote:Being incel is not a choice, any more than you choose the color of your skin or your sexual orientation. Careful now. Not putting any effort into forming close relationships and spending all your time knocking one out to anime and playing with Lego is definitely a choice you've made.
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Dec 1, 2016 15:31
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Haha I missed that, holy poo poo he thinks he has it as bad as black people
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Dec 1, 2016 15:34
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loquacius posted:My life has been directed towards better things, and instead of wasting money on dates and candies in the hope of having sex, I spend my money on myself and the pursuit of knowledge. For anyone readying a witty reply to this - how much did you spend on a wedding ring? Thousands of dollars right? I spent that much on my lego collection. Now who looks foolish? The guy who has some little trinket he doesn't even own (and loses if his wife gets fickle and leaves) or the guy with a whole world to explore and build as he sees fit? ah yes the pursuit of knowledge via lego sets. maybe you're just a dumb manbaby??? maybe that's why you created this facade, to pretend that it's not your fault you can't be in a relationship??? lol we spent less than $20 combined on our rings e: I enjoy how people can see past the bullshit re: weddings and love and stuff, like of course it's not like in the media, but they take it too far the other way and deny themselves the possibility of ever having a fulfilling relationship instead of a middle ground where you're happy with your partner AND you don't spend thousands of dollars??? snoo fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Dec 1, 2016 |
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Dec 1, 2016 15:47
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RCarr posted:What the gently caress is an incel It stands for "involuntary celibate", ie someone who gets laid so little that they build their entire identity around that alphabettitouretti posted:Careful now. He didn't CHOOSE to be the most objectively unpleasant person in existence
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Dec 1, 2016 15:50
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loquacius posted:On the off-chance this isn't a troll, it's fantastic that first one is definitely a troll
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Dec 1, 2016 15:52
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Dammit "jeans" got me
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Dec 1, 2016 17:54
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quote:Legos vs Wedding rings 
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free basket of chips posted:Dammit "jeans" got me Liquid was just upset that he got Big Boss's lovely hand me downs.
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Dec 1, 2016 19:09
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It's almost certainly fake, no one could be THAT pathetic right? Nonetheless it's an amazing confession
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The incel one is funny because it has the same odds of being. 1. Real goon 2. Troll goon 3. Copy paste from Reddit with some SA flair at the end. Bombadilillo fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Dec 1, 2016 |
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quote:Lots of sadbrain goon confessions so let's mix things up with a different mental problem: I suffer from the compulsive disorder trichotillomania. I can't stop myself from pulling hair out and leaving bald patches. It's gotten pretty bad the last year or two for some reason and I've had a few comments from other people, which I brushed off with excuses. Really should go to therapy but it's extra embarrassing because I'm a grown, nearly middle aged, man and this is something that most often afflicts teenage girls. think it's time to go skinhead, bro, can't pull hair if there's no hair to pull quote:I was visiting my parents for a few weeks and now I opened up to my mom I'm pansexual and she spit out homophobic, right wing lies at me and told me to leave. Should I still talk to her? My instinctive reaction is "wait and see if she calms down, maybe she'll talk to Jesus and he'll tell her to chill the gently caress out" but I'm a straight dude with non-crazy parents so that's Easy For Me To Say Like, don't still talk to her if all she's saying back is "you're going to burn in hell and you deserve it", I guess, make a couple token efforts and if she doesn't chill her pill it's kind of on her from there on out
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Dec 1, 2016 20:48
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One of my exes had trichotillomania, so she shaved her head. All that meant was that she pulled out my hair instead. She's medicated and seeing therapists because it's a huge sign of OCD. So definitely, go see a therapist for it.
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Dec 1, 2016 21:36
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what is the diff between pansexual and bi? uhh, asking for a friend...
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Dec 1, 2016 21:39
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I knew a guy with that who pulled out his eyebrows consistently instead of his hair. He looked surprised all the time. It was entertaining until I discovered it was a disorder.
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Dec 1, 2016 21:40
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Nooner posted:what is the diff between pansexual and bi? bi is: "I'll gently caress anything" "okay" pan is: "I'll gently caress anything" "okay" "No, you don't understand. ANYTHING."
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Dec 1, 2016 21:51
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They're both functionally equivalent 99% of the time depending on your social scene, but basically pansexual means "bisexual and I'm also cool with loving non-gender-binary people"
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Look up some of the things Dan Savage has said about coming out to your family. In general, his advice is that yeah, your family is going to freak out at first, and you need to let them know that's okay and that they can safely ask you questions and come to terms with that... for a period of time (he usually says one year). After they've been given enough time though, they need to shut the gently caress up and get over it. If they're being abusive and lovely every time you talk to them, you have no obligation to keep interacting with your family.
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Dec 1, 2016 22:21
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who needs family when I have my nakama
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Dec 1, 2016 22:34
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nongenderbinary lmao this generation really needs a loving slap in the god drat face.
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Dec 1, 2016 22:41
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Soooooo, bisexual?
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Dec 1, 2016 22:40
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Nooner posted:what is the diff between pansexual and bi? Bi is like "I'll sleep with men and women" Pansexual is like "uh, actually gender isn't binary and also fluid and attractions aren't limited to the ones that you define, and furthermore,
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Dec 1, 2016 22:50
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so pan is just a bi millenial. check.
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Nuts and Gum posted:nongenderbinary lmao this generation really needs a loving slap in the god drat face. Don't worry, spiteful idiots have been doing that with finances since before we were born
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Nooner posted:so pan is just a bi millenial. check. Yes, and if they ever mention being pan do a 360 and moonwalk out of there without engaging.
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Can anybody show me an example of a bisexual person anywhere on earth who is not down for loving androgynes? Can anybody point to even a single bisexual person anywhere in the history of man who, in the face of a rakish twink or pixie chick, gets all pedantic and goes, like, "exCUSE me, I said bi sexual, it is Latin for twice sexual, and I have used up all those sexual. Man or woman, that's it. Just the two. Can't have any kind of short-haired vaginahaver or a freak who has neither chest hair nor big swinging titties. It just wouldn't add up. I cannot transpose any individual trait or or collection thereof from one gender configuration to the other and still deal with it, that would be more than two possibilities! It is simple math and logic." Nah, man. "Pansexual" doesn't have anything to do with gender orientation, it actually means "My crippling lack of nuance has made me so socially desperate that I will gently caress you even if you are an agendered blob whose most apparent sexual characteristic is a growth of fruiting bodies."
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Eikre posted:Can anybody show me an example of a bisexual person anywhere on earth who is not down for loving androgynes? Can anybody point to even a single bisexual person anywhere in the history of man who, in the face of a rakish twink or pixie chick, gets all pedantic and goes, like, "exCUSE me, I said bi sexual, it is Latin for twice sexual, and I have used up all those sexual. Man or woman, that's it. Just the two. Can't have any kind of short-haired vaginahaver or a freak who has neither chest hair nor big swinging titties. It just wouldn't add up. I cannot transpose any individual trait or or collection thereof from one gender configuration to the other and still deal with it, that would be more than two possibilities! It is simple math and logic." I don't think this is true
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Dec 1, 2016 23:34
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Goddammit pansexual goon do you see what you have done
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Dec 1, 2016 23:51
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I like incel goon's subtle insinuation that half the population of the rust belt is 35 year old virgins.
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Dec 1, 2016 23:56
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If incel goon was just pansexual half of these problems would be solved, obviously.
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:I like incel goon's subtle insinuation that half the population of the rust belt is 35 year old virgins. I appreciate Donald Trump; our first Incel president
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i'm so confused can't we just put our dick where it feels nice to put it? maybe move it in and out a little? why does it have to be labelled.
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How long ago did Incel release the Pentium 3? That thing played Wing Commander 3 gooooood!
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