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JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34




"Who would ever want a car like this?"
A Shriner? (Seriously, lookit that fuckin' car.)

SomeMathGuy posted:

I'm not sure I know what was going on in those Bkub comics and it almost feels like knowing would make them less amusing.

Given that one panel has a little girl described as having "a perfect body", I'm much happier not knowing what's going on.


Edit:

Strontium posted:


Take It From the Tinkersons
Along with everything else horrible about this comic --- why the hell does it sometimes have word balloons, and sometimes Doonesbury/Bloom County-style plain text with a line?
Also:

JacquelineDempsey fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Dec 1, 2016

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Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (Sept. 20, 1994)

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


You've let the thread down, you've let yourself down, and you should be ashamed. Look, it's so simple:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Zereth posted:

Clearly her house was in the path of the wildfire. This sort of thing is a huge problem in California.


And don't worry, he didn't look much at all like this in the movie.

He wasn't as broad, but yeah, he did, actually.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (November 8, 1951)


Nancy (December 23, 1943)


Wash Tubbs (August 22, 1929)


Gasoline Alley (September 20, 1923)


Lil' Abner (May 20, 1937)


Barney Google (September 21, 1922)


Alley Oop (December 21, 1933)

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Pop Team Epic


Honey Come Chatka

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




SomeMathGuy posted:

Mark Trail Meets Literal Cliffhangers


Didn't this chick trip and fall off a cliff already? Or was that the shapely lady sidekick in the last plotline?


Luann


And yet this somehow isn't foreshadowing.


The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones


Look at Eve's face. She really turns on a dime, doesn't she? Jules, however, is still having none of this poo poo.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011


How depressing. I can easily see foob doing this in reverse.

Nina's Adventures


I'm not posting this for long. I only have five, some of which have been posted in this thread, I don't know, years ago. I just found them in the most ridiculous possible place and wanted to share that story later once I post them all.

It's All Right Chief Dharma



Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


Only in Newspaper Spider-Man will a galactic super-villain appear in an Earth diner and forcefully look for his missing car-keys.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Some Guy TT posted:

How depressing. I can easily see foob doing this in reverse.

Nina's Adventures


I'm not posting this for long. I only have five, some of which have been posted in this thread, I don't know, years ago. I just found them in the most ridiculous possible place and wanted to share that story later once I post them all.


Nina Paley is like if Lynn Johnson and Stephanie McMillan had a baby

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Slammy posted:

And He Did. (August, 1915)

Honestly, what did he expect?

Aardmania posted:

Dick Tracy

Same comment.

treasureplane posted:

Barney Google (September 21, 1922)

You know, it's striking how casual racism appears in like every old comic at some point.

F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



Secret Agent X-9



Here we see our hero bravely break into a room and tear up the clothing of a strange woman!

Apartment 3-G

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Julet Esqu posted:

Didn't this chick trip and fall off a cliff already? Or was that the shapely lady sidekick in the last plotline?

Yes to both, if memory serves. It's "fine" though because it's "tongue and cheek 1950s style sexism" or what the gently caress ever they posited in that one interview.


Oh god he's an MBA student! Get out of there!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

SomeMathGuy posted:


Oh god he's an MBA student! Get out of there!

He used that same line when trying to pick up a Jr High girl.

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise





EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Peanuts (December 4, 1969)



The First Annual Funky Winkerbean Red Scare Cosplay!



Crankshaft



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (January 29-30, 1930)





Thimble Theater (June 20, 1930)

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

EasyEW posted:

Peanuts (December 4, 1969)


Haha, character has characteristic! Hilarious!

Batman and Robin


Calvin and Hobbes





Love that second-panel Calvin.

Ripley's

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

EasyEW posted:

The First Annual Funky Winkerbean Red Scare Cosplay!



Whoa there buddy, an entire comic without a sick burn? Keep that up and we'll start thinking McCarthy's supposed to be the good guy.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tiggum posted:

You've let the thread down, you've let yourself down, and you should be ashamed. Look, it's so simple:



Settle down Third Street Phantom :v:. I don't post edits, that's my gimmick.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (January 29-30, 1930)



Right in the dentist's waiting room. A classic danger-wank

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


At this for a whole day and already I can give you Ballard Dog and Ballard Squirrel

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Shugojin posted:

At this for a whole day and already I can give you Ballard Dog and Ballard Squirrel

Thanks for posting these! I missed them.

Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)


And He Died. (August, 1915)


Guess If They Are Married! (August, 1915, click for big)

Crossover fun!

Illustrated Comical Joke (1916)


Outbursts of Everett True (January, 1916)


The Gay Thirties (March, 1935, click for big))


They'll Do It Every Time (February, 1940, click for big)


Mopsy (August, 1940)


Tweedy (September, 1956, click for big)


Jaf (1967)


Feiffer (1969, click for big)


Andy Capp (November, 1970, click for big)


Wee Pals (December, 1970, click for big)


Richard's Poor Almanac (click for big)


Dick Tracy (September, 2009, click for big)

We're just whipping through this plot.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (January 29-30, 1930)



That child is right to be sweating. While local anesthesia was being developed through the 1800s, it's only relatively recently that we've had it refined enough to be considered safe for children. Even then, oldschool dentists resisted using anesthetic on kids for ages. Imagine being a little kid needing a filling or a tooth pulled and not being numb first. It's why a lot of our parents and grandparents have huge dental phobia today.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Endless Mike posted:

He wasn't as broad, but yeah, he did, actually.


Completely different color scheme, face is clearly a guy in makeup instead of looking a lot like a robot... You're right though I forgot he had the hood thing.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


WickedHate posted:

Pop Team Epic


Honey Come Chatka


:confused:

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!


In the first comic, we're presented with a bug-eyed monster who proclaims it is the only one on this planet. A worm survives the fall (from where?) and rejoices. The bug-eyed monster destroys the worm and affirms her previous statement.

In the second comic, on side A, the pop-band Honey Come Chatka explodes the world by being too good at music. On side B, the fans of Honey Come Chatka mourn the loss of their homeworld, but rejoice at the opportunity to ride in the Space Shuttle with the members of Honey Come Chatka on their quest for a new world.

I'm interested to see how this experiment in Japanese four-panel comics goes.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Slammy posted:

Guess If They Are Married! (August, 1915, click for big)

Crossover fun!
:vince:

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set collects memories.


Working Daze makes itself at home.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is in the uncanny valley.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Slammy posted:

Guess If They Are Married! (August, 1915, click for big)

Crossover fun!

The only crossover I've ever been happy to see.

Now I want to imagine True rampaging through every comic strip beating the everliving crap out of fools.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Gorilla Salad posted:

The only crossover I've ever been happy to see.

Now I want to imagine True rampaging through every comic strip beating the everliving crap out of fools.

Someone edit this with the name of comic strip assholes.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Gorilla Salad posted:

Now I want to imagine True rampaging through every comic strip beating the everliving crap out of fools.

Yeah, I think you're onto something here.


Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Tunicate
May 15, 2012


Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

WickedHate posted:

Someone edit this with the name of comic strip assholes.

Dang, Everett killed a cop! He's gangsta as hell.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy

So, what are the odds that he'll mix up that cattle prod with his selfie stick?

Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane


Pibgorn

Pibgorn must have found some of Rose's leftover jalapeņo cornbread stuffing.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Or something with GARLIC.

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Aardmania posted:

Pibgorn

Pibgorn must have found some of Rose's leftover jalapeņo cornbread stuffing.

That's a Zergling, Lester. Smaller type of Zerg. They wouldn't be out this far unless....aw, poo poo.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Ensign_Ricky posted:

That's a Zergling, Lester. Smaller type of Zerg. They wouldn't be out this far unless....aw, poo poo.

I love you, sarge. :cry:

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dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

Scott Adams using his mouthpiece to finally admit he's got poo poo for brains.

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