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Who is America's team?
	The Patriots
	That racist team in our capitol city
	gently caress America, Go Vikings.
	Did you know Texas has seceded twice?
	Go Hawks!
	America is a diverse country with many choices.
	The Packers are going to miss the playoffs
	Some other option.

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blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

If the Vikings eat a bunch of clock and score a TD I will be sad

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:57

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# ? May 31, 2024 23:58

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Chichevache posted:

It just takes one explosive play from Stefon Diggs...

yeah I wouldn't count on this defense to hold a 5-point lead

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:57

Rabid Snake: Aug 6, 2004

blue squares posted:

The cowboys look legitimately terrible

When they don't face a cupcake defense they look horrible

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:57

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Lol

"Garrett about to lose his mind"

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:59

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

blue squares posted:

If the Vikings eat a bunch of clock and score a TD I will be sad

lol im not sad

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:58

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

We are two games in and Garrett still hasn't learned that Anthony Brown needs safety help all the time

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:59

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Rabid Snake posted:

When they don't face a cupcake defense they look horrible

Lol, whatever dude.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:59

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

3rd and 18, throw for 5. Jesu Cristo.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:59

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Coach Mike Zimmerman's eye just exploded from blood pressure

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:59

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Deez punts tho

# ? Dec 2, 2016 04:59

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I think cowboys paid off the Vikings punter

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:00

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

That should be a fireable offense, and they probably did it 5 times last week too

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:00

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

Cowboys TD to end the game incoming

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:00

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Cut Locke

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:00

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

I love the Spanish and Arabic coke commercial

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:00

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Turnover or bust. Come on Vikings.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:01

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Man those are some bad punts

Straight up, Minnesota has a good defense, it's on the road, and the Cowboys' offense has just been plain unlucky tonight. It's a brutal combo

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:01

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

33 yard punt.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:01

Pakistani Brad Pitt: Nov 28, 2004; Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...

Lol that woman digusted with the punt should be giffed for future Vikings Vikingsiness

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:01

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

tinstaach posted:

That should be a fireable offense, and they probably did it 5 times last week too

They did it, I swear to god almost every single 3rd down against the Lions.

The one time they asked Bradford to throw downfield, he threw a game ending pick.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:02

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Zeke

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:02

incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

ZEKE IS BACK

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:02

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

unless the Vikings defense gets another turnover.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:02

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

ZEKE THO

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:02

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

The Cowboys will win every remaining game this season and then every game next season to have the longest winning streak in the history of the NFL.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:03

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Kawalimus posted:

The Cowboys will win every remaining game this season and then every game next season to have the longest winning streak in the history of the NFL.

You are somehow even more embarrassing than LWB and those Eagles posters that earnestly post poo poo like "we are gonna win by 30 this week" every week in the NFC East thread

And I say that as someone who likes the Ravens

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:04

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Kawalimus posted:

The Cowboys will win every remaining game this season and then every game next season to have the longest winning streak in the history of the NFL.

i shoot birds with my bb gun

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:03

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Kawalimus posted:

The Cowboys will win every remaining game this season and then every game next season to have the longest winning streak in the history of the NFL.

His will be done

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:04

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

prescott is the ranjon rondo of the nfl

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:05

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

blue squares posted:

i shoot birds with my bb gun

Hopefully House Sparrows. I can't stand those!

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:05

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

awful throw

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:05

Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

Remember when Tom Brady lost the starting job to Matt Cassell

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:05

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

TheChirurgeon posted:

You are somehow even more embarrassing than LWB and those Eagles posters that earnestly post poo poo like "we are gonna win by 30 this week" every week in the NFC East thread

Now, to be fair, this week we are playing the Bengals

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:05

incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

dan the man

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:04

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

I dont really shoot birds, y'all

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:05

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:

Now, to be fair, this week we are playing the Bengals

ha, I think the Eagles will win that one but more in like a 9-3 type fashion

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:06

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Kawalimus posted:

Hopefully House Sparrows. I can't stand those!

lol

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:06

incompetent: Jun 4, 2013

blue squares posted:

I dont really shoot birds, y'all

do you give birds?

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:06

Pakistani Brad Pitt: Nov 28, 2004; Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...

MrChupon posted:

Lol that woman digusted with the punt should be giffed for future Vikings Vikingsiness

There we go

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:07

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# ? May 31, 2024 23:58

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

blue squares posted:

I dont really shoot birds, y'all

You can shoot Eagles. They suck.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:06

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