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Who is America's team?
The Patriots
That racist team in our capitol city
gently caress America, Go Vikings.
Did you know Texas has seceded twice?
Go Hawks!
America is a diverse country with many choices.
The Packers are going to miss the playoffs :lol:
Some other option.
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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Sean Lee has a punter's jawline.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



blue squares posted:

I dont really shoot birds, y'all

It's too late, I've notified the local Peta community.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Sean Lee: a face for the broadcasting booth

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Kawalimus posted:

Hopefully House Sparrows. I can't stand those!

What's your position on barn swallows

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

MrChupon posted:

There we go


tim kaine in the back???

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





How has Sean Lee not had his annual season-ending injury yet?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Oh man I thought that was a pick.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.
Cowboys haven't played a good team all year. Total frauds.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
Anthony Hitchens is having an OK night

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
YOU CAN'T PUT THE SQUEEZE



ON SAMMY SLEEVES

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Rasczak posted:

What's your position on barn swallows

They are nice. I like Swallows but I don't look at them a lot. They make me dizzy watching them in the air.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

hit to the head

drat thank the lord bailey

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
oh for chrissake

edit: oh poo poo I was not expecting that

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
"You can't have a holding or a sack..."

*Commit holding, give up sack.*

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Kawalimus posted:

They are nice. I like Swallows but I don't look at them a lot. They make me dizzy watching them in the air.

is dizzy code for horny

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



VJeff posted:

"You can't have a holding or a sack..."

*Commit holding, give up sack.*

Lol

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
I die a little inside every time Lucky Whitehead has the ball

Burginator
Sep 10, 2007

Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.
This is like the fifth time this season that Clemmings got flagged for holding and also gave up the sack

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:

YOU CAN'T PUT THE SQUEEZE



ON SAMMY SLEEVES

Ah

nevermind

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

haha I could hear like two or three individuals clapping for that penalty and the rest of the stadium was silent


one of them was probably Jason Garret

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

LMAO that punter's average

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Chichevache posted:

You can shoot Eagles. They suck.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



blue squares posted:

haha I could hear like two or three individuals clapping for that penalty and the rest of the stadium was silent


one of them was probably Jason Garret

I remember that phase that garret went through a couple of seasons ago where no matter what, he'd be clapping. No matter how poo poo the play or even the game. Camera cuts to garret. Garret clappin' like a fool.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

blue squares posted:

is dizzy code for horny

No. I'm not that kind of person.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Thats an awful spot

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
Prescott single-handedly winning this game

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



TheChirurgeon posted:

Prescott single-handedly winning this game

P much

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
interesting use of the svu theme

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


The Bananana posted:

I remember that phase that garret went through a couple of seasons ago where no matter what, he'd be clapping. No matter how poo poo the play or even the game. Camera cuts to garret. Garret clappin' like a fool.

I just realized he doesn't do it as much anymore

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
See that's what I mean. Look how Prescott plays it's not like a rookie. This is why no team can beat Dallas going forward. They're too strong.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
He slid before the first.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Should be a first down

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



EvilBlackRailgun posted:

I just realized he doesn't do it as much anymore

Yeah, he def doesn't do it as much anymore. Lol.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
Vikings gonna win this challenge, but it may not matter

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Kawalimus posted:

See that's what I mean. Look how Prescott plays it's not like a rookie. This is why no team can beat Dallas going forward. They're too strong.

pats would beat them

Mughe
Mar 17, 2007

I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.
I wish Prescott was drafted by the Steelers. The dude is pretty good.

Also - Has zeke ever had a run for negative yards? Like ever?

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Kawalimus posted:

They are nice. I like Swallows but I don't look at them a lot. They make me dizzy watching them in the air.

I would've gone with 'shithead bird that builds nests with regurgitated mud above your front door, then craps all over your doormat, and also dive bombs all your visitors until you literally go to war with them using a water hose' but that's just me

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Should be 2 yards short imho

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Shinjobi posted:

Should be a first down

He's an entire yard short when he starts to slide

Dallas will gain 5 on 3rd down anyway

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Burginator
Sep 10, 2007

Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.

Kawalimus posted:

See that's what I mean. Look how Prescott plays it's not like a rookie. This is why no team can beat Dallas going forward. They're too strong.

The Vikings shut down their offense except for one play. They're not unbeatable. If Bradford had an oline worth having, this game would be a bloodbath.

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