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Who is America's team?
	The Patriots
	That racist team in our capitol city
	gently caress America, Go Vikings.
	Did you know Texas has seceded twice?
	Go Hawks!
	America is a diverse country with many choices.
	The Packers are going to miss the playoffs
	Some other option.

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MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

I don't know how they called that a fumble on the field.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:18

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# ? May 29, 2024 06:35

Pakistani Brad Pitt: Nov 28, 2004; Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...

schweens posted:

He's an entire yard short when he starts to slide

Dallas will gain 5 on 3rd down anyway

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:18

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

That's fair, if you are going to give the QB's super protection on the slides then that needs to be the drawback

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:18

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

ugh gently caress I have heartbearn

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:19

Mughe: Mar 17, 2007; I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

Burginator posted:

If Bradford had an oline worth having, this game would be a bloodbath.

You're giving Bradford and the Vikings run game a lot of credit here.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:19

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Rasczak posted:

I would've gone with 'shithead bird that builds nests with regurgitated mud above your front door, then craps all over your doormat, and also dive bombs all your visitors until you literally go to war with them using a water hose' but that's just me

Well yeah I know birds can poo poo everywhere and that's annoying. Geese poo poo everywhere and there's these mourning doves that poo poo all over my sidewalk outside and I get real mad at them. But that's just what animals do.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:19

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

UGH

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:19

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

schweens posted:

He's an entire yard short when he starts to slide

Dallas will gain 5 on 3rd down anyway

Counterpoint: I don't give a flip, bad call. :supaburn:

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:19

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

oh my god lol

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:19

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

VJeff posted:

I don't know how they called that a fumble on the field.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:20

dest: May 28, 2003; 9/9/99
Never Forget; Grimey Drawer

Sigh.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:20

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

WOOOOOOOW. :stare:

Grittybeard posted:

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:20

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

oh for gently caress's sake

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:20

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Center just REALLY wanted to put that ball up his butt

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:20

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Aaaaaaaa

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:20

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

What the gently caress Frederick. This has been an ugly rear end game gently caress

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:20

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

Shinjobi posted:

Counterpoint: I don't give a flip, bad call.

I can't argue with renee young

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:20

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

2:20, no timeouts, Sam Bradford

lol

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:21

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Two Vikings and a Cowboy is a weird threesome.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:21

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

ahahahah god this is great.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:21

HyperPuma: Jun 24, 2007; b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

i havent been paying much attention but this game seems like its been a mess

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:20

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

gently caress gently caress gently caress

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:21

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Witten

whoa that's the first Witten commercial with no one else in it that I have seen

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:21

Vaders Jester: Sep 9, 2009

Dallas trying really hard to gently caress this up.

Vikings also contributing to up-fuckery.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:21

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Codependent Poster posted:

Two Vikings and a Cowboy is a weird threesome.

Don't knock it til you try it.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:21

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

shouldnt that be kick catch interference?

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:21

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

And now the defense shits the bed

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:22

dest: May 28, 2003; 9/9/99
Never Forget; Grimey Drawer

This changes things slightly. Rather costly fumble.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:22

Mughe: Mar 17, 2007; I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

Two Vikings and a Cowboy huh? Couldn't describe this game any better

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:22

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

bradford is sure shifty for someone with no ligaments.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:22

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Kawalimus posted:

Well yeah I know birds can poo poo everywhere and that's annoying. Geese poo poo everywhere and there's these mourning doves that poo poo all over my sidewalk outside and I get real mad at them. But that's just what animals do.

I mean I tolerated it until they started attacking all who dared approach my front door and that was the moment I started tying on my Rambo headband

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:23

dest: May 28, 2003; 9/9/99
Never Forget; Grimey Drawer

Only positive thing is that the Vikes need the TD AND the 2 point to go to OT.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:22

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

PrinceRandom posted:

bradford is sure shifty for someone with no ligaments.

He has ligaments. They just have the same tensile strength as a standard rubber band.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:23

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Rasczak posted:

I mean I tolerated it until they started attacking all who dared approach my front door and that was the moment I started tying on my Rambo headband

Lol

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:23

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

dest posted:

Only positive thing is that the Vikes need the TD AND the 2 point to go to OT.

Asiata can probably convert the 2 point.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:24

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Nervous posted:

Don't knock it til you try it.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:23

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

This defense is going to take years off my life this year

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:24

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Heather interviewing the star of the game

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:25

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

oh right, the cowboys are bad on defense

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:25

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# ? May 29, 2024 06:35

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Every broken play against this defense ends in a loving first down and I hate watching it so much

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:25

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