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Not a viking
Aug 2, 2008

Feels like I just got laid

Moola posted:

*looks down at bloodless skeleton body*

Then how do you get a boner- ..oh

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Moon Wizard
Dec 29, 2011

The blood is in your bones. It's been in you the whole time.

Avenging Dentist
Oct 1, 2005

oh my god is that a circular saw that does not go in my mouth aaaaagh

Indolent Bastard posted:

Practice self compassion, not self hatred.

(You are from the UK right?)

Brets are French. England in WHFB ("Albion") is a shithole.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Brettonia is Breton/Brittany, the English possessions within France.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brittany#Immigration_of_Britons

Also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Breton_Succession

The English owned chunks of France for significant periods of history and the two peoples are inextricably linked by blood.

Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Dec 2, 2016

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
They're British, it's just that the time period the Brets are aping is when England was ruled by the Normans. French names and language were aristocratic and the Germanic were considered more lowborn. It's why you get stuff like Le Morte D'Arthur and most of the knights and figures being Latin cognates.

Jeb Bush 2012
Apr 4, 2007

A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.
bretonnia is a pastiche of anglo/french "chivalry" and arthurian legends, it's vague enough that it doesn't really make sense to argue about whether they're english or french (the names are french obviously but they're drawing on some explicitly english traditions as well)

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

LumberingTroll posted:

Actually, I found some on my phone that I took. sorry if the quality isnt the best.

http://imgur.com/a/osWeF
This board may have taken forever to paint but it's purdy as hell. Ya done good.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Unless mobile is messed up, the thread title still has Sigmar mis-capitalized.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Unless mobile is messed up, the thread title still has Sigmar mis-capitalized.

Age of Slgmar

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
sounds like this thread needs a new title

Warhammer: Age of Sigmar: People are actually playing this game ON PURPOSE!?

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

curious - what is the average cost of an army for this bad game?

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

Percelus posted:

curious - what is the average cost of an army for this bad game?
Prob like $300-500 if you're buying it all new at full retail for like a ~1500point force?

LumberingTroll
Sep 9, 2007

Really it's not because
I don't like you...

mango sentinel posted:

Prob like $300-500 if you're buying it all new at full retail for like a ~1500point force?

$300 - $500 should get you a full 2k army. especially with the start collecting and now the four battleforce options.

Fish and Chimps
Feb 16, 2012

mmmfff
Fun Shoe
AGE OF SLGMAR

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Percelus posted:

curious - what is the average cost of an army for this bad game?

the question you should be asking is "what is the average cost of an army that is actually good?". the starter packs are usually stuffed full of trap units that you're going to have to phase out eventually anyways if you want to play and win

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man

Business Gorillas posted:

if you want to play and win

This seems like a bad place to come from if you want to play GW games.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Hra Mormo posted:

This seems like a bad place to come from if you want to play GW games.

counterpoint: being told that you can buy "bargain" starter packs and then a couple months later finding out that 80% of the starter pack is useless garbage you'd never play anyways turns people away from your system and wastes money

Jeb Bush 2012
Apr 4, 2007

A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

Hra Mormo posted:

This seems like a bad place to come from if you want to play GW games.

the point of GW games is to pretend you're not trying to win so that you can use that as a weapon against anyone who tries to counter your broken bullshit with their own broken bullshit

Moon Wizard
Dec 29, 2011

Business Gorillas posted:

the question you should be asking is "what is the average cost of an army that is actually good?". the starter packs are usually stuffed full of trap units that you're going to have to phase out eventually anyways if you want to play and win

That hasn't been my experience at all. I don't play at a competitive level, but my Bloodbound army is composed almost entirely out of units from the starter box and the start collecting box. Every KBB unit in those boxes was also represented in multiple armies at South Cost GT 2016.

The game is still too young to have a really established set of meta-game armies which are "good", evidenced by the top SCGT armies being pretty different from each other. There are units which are better than others, sure, but many units work synergisticly. Ideally there will also balance tweaks in the next iteration of the General's Handbook, since the SCGT was one of it's major influences.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

LumberingTroll posted:

$300 - $500 should get you a full 2k army. especially with the start collecting and now the four battleforce options.

jesus loving christ

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

i'm pretty sure you can get 2k for under £200 easily if you're smart about it and not dead set on the new expensive bullshit.

Do people play AoS at 2k tho? I really feel like it would come apart at the seams at that level, locally 1500 seems to be the max.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

i'm thinking about getting khazrak the one eyed and building an army around him. lots of ungors, gors, bestigors, centigors minotaurs, chaos hounds, chaos spawn and cygor. is that a bad army to get?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



DaVideo posted:

That hasn't been my experience at all. I don't play at a competitive level, but my Bloodbound army is composed almost entirely out of units from the starter box and the start collecting box. Every KBB unit in those boxes was also represented in multiple armies at South Cost GT 2016.

The game is still too young to have a really established set of meta-game armies which are "good", evidenced by the top SCGT armies being pretty different from each other. There are units which are better than others, sure, but many units work synergisticly. Ideally there will also balance tweaks in the next iteration of the General's Handbook, since the SCGT was one of it's major influences.

You can't have any sort of reliable meta when the game is so random you have to roll for turns.

The game looks like it's built entirely on synergies, meaning that battles are won and lost on list building. All of your units being usable in a GW game definitely isn't the norm and it usually means your army is on the higher end of the power creep

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Percelus posted:

i'm thinking about getting khazrak the one eyed and building an army around him. lots of ungors, gors, bestigors, centigors minotaurs, chaos hounds, chaos spawn and cygor. is that a bad army to get?

This kind of post is what I'm alluding to. People don't want to spend hundreds of dollars on an army they really like only to get steamrolled by stormstormers or bloodblooders because they picked the wrong army.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

so an army of say

khazrak the one eyed
great bray shaman
30 gors with gor blades
30 gors with gor blades
20 bestigors
6 minotaurs with dual axes
20 ungor raiders

would basically be a waste of money that would get steamrolled by not spacemarines and khorne?

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

that or

khazrak the one eyed
great bray shaman
20 gors with gorblade and shield
20 gors with gorblade and shield
20 bestigors
6 minotaurs
2 tuskgor chariots
cygor

for 1500pts

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Saint Drogo posted:

i'm pretty sure you can get 2k for under £200 easily if you're smart about it and not dead set on the new expensive bullshit.

Do people play AoS at 2k tho? I really feel like it would come apart at the seams at that level, locally 1500 seems to be the max.

anything over £100 is a ridiculous buy in for starting an army

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

Seems like they'd benefit a lot from a wargor bsb at any points level if you're spamming gors. Otherwise...looks solid to me but see above :shrug:

e: V okay that's a lot of bux for just 500pts.

Saint Drogo fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Dec 3, 2016

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

ok so a much more reasonable starting army for 500pts

khazrak the one eyed
10 ungor raiders
10 gors
10 gors
10 bestigors

should i bother finding points for a wargor bsb at 500pts?

edit - between ebaying khazrak and buying new it'll come to 140bux

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

i'm a returning grognard so i have a little idea of what i'm getting into, just never aged of sigmar before

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
Yeah, you'd be better off converting up a Khazrak. Beastlord, Tuskgor Chariot, Green Stuff a whip and gouge out an eye.

For your list I'd argue combining the Gors into a 20 man herd to better take advantage of their extra attacks rule. Same amount of points for more damage at the cosy of some flexiblity.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

if i end up going

khazrak
wargor standard bearer
20 gors
10 bestigors

for my 500pt starter army, should i go shields or dual wield on the gors?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
I was curious when I was at one of my FLGS yesterday and took a look at a box of sigmarines because I was like "hey, the sculpts are kinda cool and they might make neat minis to pull out for a high level D&D encounter with divine beings or something," and the box was $50. I got $8 of Reaper Bones minis instead. I woulda done $30, maybe $35, since it was payday.

Floppychop
Mar 30, 2012

Pvt.Scott posted:

I was curious when I was at one of my FLGS yesterday and took a look at a box of sigmarines because I was like "hey, the sculpts are kinda cool and they might make neat minis to pull out for a high level D&D encounter with divine beings or something," and the box was $50. I got $8 of Reaper Bones minis instead. I woulda done $30, maybe $35, since it was payday.

GW is known for many things. Reasonably priced miniatures is not one of them.

LumberingTroll
Sep 9, 2007

Really it's not because
I don't like you...
Question about Bloodsecrator, if I have two of them within 12 inches of a unit and activate the portal for Rage of Khorne, does that mean they get plus 2 attacks in combat? I don't see anything that indicated it does not stack.

edit: I found other talking about it and it appears that yes, they stack because of the wording, sweet, will need to run two of them. Two secrators, wrathmongers, and aspiring deathbringer. escorting 40 Bloodreavers means 6 attacks each, or 240 total attacks.

LumberingTroll fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Dec 4, 2016

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~
I played Age of Sigmar today with my buddy. I brought Empire, he brought Dwarfs. We played a mission with three objectives, which could only be captured by character models. Problem was, my characters weren't super motivated, so my Witch Hunter didn't get on an objective til late in the game, and my captain didn't clear off the central objective til the last turn. He won the battle, although he only had a wounded Cogsmith and an unmanned cannon left while I still had 20something state troops and crossbows, plus my characters left. Here's some pictures:









I've gotta figure out how to add some punch to this army. The block of State Troops was nice, but while they were survivable, none of their weapon options are that deadly. Even my Reiksguard aren't that damaging, although their charge was good enough to wipe the Slayers out - unfortunately, the Slayers' postmortem attacks killed half the unit! The crossbows did alright, although if I got to use their stand and shoot ability they could be pretty devastating. I've got a block of handgunners coming up next, and then I've gotta figure out were I can put some real punch in this army. I'm hoping Demigryph Knights and a Hellblaster Volley Gun will be enough to give the army some more dependable damage output, as for a lot of this game I felt like I was swinging wet noodles, despite the near tabling of my opponent.

tallkidwithglasses
Feb 7, 2006
If you're both playing old world armies and keeping everything effectively ranked up why not just play an old edition of WHFB? I wouldn't recommend 8th but you could use that army book if you wanted demigryph knights and the 7E rulebook to avoid steadfast and it's attendant problems and have a nice time wheeling and flanking and breaking units with all your detachments.

I guess I'm not seeing what the benefit of AoS is here, especially considering you seem to have taken pains to make everything in nice squares without the help of movement trays.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

SRM posted:


I've gotta figure out how to add some punch to this army. The block of State Troops was nice, but while they were survivable, none of their weapon options are that deadly. Even my Reiksguard aren't that damaging, although their charge was good enough to wipe the Slayers out - unfortunately, the Slayers' postmortem attacks killed half the unit! The crossbows did alright, although if I got to use their stand and shoot ability they could be pretty devastating. I've got a block of handgunners coming up next, and then I've gotta figure out were I can put some real punch in this army. I'm hoping Demigryph Knights and a Hellblaster Volley Gun will be enough to give the army some more dependable damage output, as for a lot of this game I felt like I was swinging wet noodles, despite the near tabling of my opponent.

Demigryphs are a good call, Greatswords aren't a bad idea either. Maybe look into some of the Collegate Arcane stuff, particularly the Celestial Hurricanum. That thing is a force multiplier de-jour for Order armies, especially if you fork out for the Leader variant with the Celestial Wizard.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

tallkidwithglasses posted:

If you're both playing old world armies and keeping everything effectively ranked up why not just play an old edition of WHFB? I wouldn't recommend 8th but you could use that army book if you wanted demigryph knights and the 7E rulebook to avoid steadfast and it's attendant problems and have a nice time wheeling and flanking and breaking units with all your detachments.

I guess I'm not seeing what the benefit of AoS is here, especially considering you seem to have taken pains to make everything in nice squares without the help of movement trays.

seriously it's like trying to mash a square base into a round hole

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SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

tallkidwithglasses posted:

If you're both playing old world armies and keeping everything effectively ranked up why not just play an old edition of WHFB? I wouldn't recommend 8th but you could use that army book if you wanted demigryph knights and the 7E rulebook to avoid steadfast and it's attendant problems and have a nice time wheeling and flanking and breaking units with all your detachments.

I guess I'm not seeing what the benefit of AoS is here, especially considering you seem to have taken pains to make everything in nice squares without the help of movement trays.

The ease of play is a big part of it. The rules are simple, we don't have to cross-reference anything, and we can just play the game.

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