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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Is Trump really just going to keep using his Twitter like this

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Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Volkerball posted:

Is Trump really just going to keep using his Twitter like this

Hopefully. Twitter diplomacy or bust.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

every time i look at this tweet i just start giggling

it's so ridiculous that its implications can barely even register inside of me

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
History would be a lot better if we had extensive records of presidents responding to their generations equivalent of internet trolls in 140 characters.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Volkerball posted:

History would be a lot better if we had extensive records of presidents responding to their generations equivalent of internet trolls in 140 characters.

"man wouldn't it be great if every president was an incompetent troll? Luckily the last one will be."

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssss

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Chelb posted:

every time i look at this tweet i just start giggling

it's so ridiculous that its implications can barely even register inside of me

He's going to spark a major international incident because he can't stop himself from pouting on Twitter like a loving child

There's almost certainly going to be a war or near-war in the next four years sparked by his loving Twitter account

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Rhesus Pieces posted:

He's going to spark a major international incident because he can't stop himself from pouting on Twitter like a loving child

There's almost certainly going to be a war or near-war in the next four years sparked by his loving Twitter account

Here's hoping to the Armageddon being started by a Twitter tantrum. :cheers:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Nah OP

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Trump will have a meltdown like JFK during the Cuban Missile Crisis only he won't have a RFK to slap him around and get him to back down.

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

Horseshoe theory posted:

Trump will have a meltdown like JFK during the Cuban Missile Crisis only he won't have a RFK to slap him around and get him to back down.
*full nuclear exchange happens*
[advisor, to trump, seconds before being vaporized by oncoming blast wave]: nice meltdown.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
He should troll harder right now. Be like "sweatshops are bad." "We demand China provide better rights for its workers." *Sings peace on earth with Bing Crosby* YOU poo poo rear end FUCKERMAN TRUMP

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005



"Left-Wing
Your political beliefs would be considered strongly Left-Wing on an ideological scale, meaning you tend to support policies that promote social and economic equality."

Well known left-wing party the Lib Dems.

Rodatose posted:

*full nuclear exchange happens*
[advisor, to trump, seconds before being vaporized by oncoming blast wave]: nice meltdown.

You forgot "newb". :v:

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Volkerball posted:

He should troll harder right now. Be like "sweatshops are bad." "We demand China provide better rights for its workers." *Sings peace on earth with Bing Crosby* YOU poo poo rear end FUCKERMAN TRUMP

wow way to assume Chinese people can only swear disjointedly and pidgin-y you racist

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

why its almost like upending decades of foreign policy just to suck up to your ego is bad or something

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://vimeo.com/179456952

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Volkerball posted:

He should troll harder right now. Be like "sweatshops are bad." "We demand China provide better rights for its workers." *Sings peace on earth with Bing Crosby* YOU poo poo rear end FUCKERMAN TRUMP

It's adorable that you think noble intentions enter into this at all

follow that camel!!
Jan 1, 2006

Rhesus Pieces posted:

There's almost certainly going to be a war or near-war in the next four years sparked by his loving Twitter account

I've never read Twitter's Terms of Service, but hopefully starting a war would be enough to pull his account, and then he'd be confined to posting on his subreddit or something...

"I just started a land war in Asia, AMA"

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
no relly, what if trump is actual.ly a deep cover troll who is gonna lift the mask after the primaries winning taking office and do real good progressive stuff???


(the bargaining phase)

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

follow that camel!! posted:

I've never read Twitter's Terms of Service, but hopefully starting a war would be enough to pull his account, and then he'd be confined to posting on his subreddit or something...

"I just started a land war in Asia, AMA"

Alternatively, he expropriates Twitter in revenge.

Edit: While playing "You Can't Always Get What You Want"

Horseshoe theory fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Dec 3, 2016

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Volkerball posted:

He should troll harder right now. Be like "sweatshops are bad." "We demand China provide better rights for its workers." *Sings peace on earth with Bing Crosby* YOU poo poo rear end FUCKERMAN TRUMP

*smears poo poo across keyboard* TRUMP GOOD

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Mr Hootington posted:

*smears poo poo across keyboard* TRUMP GOOD

"Sir, this is a McDonald's drive-thru."

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Mr Hootington posted:

*smears poo poo across keyboard* TRUMP GOOD

Even Trump trolling isn't this lazy. Sad!

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


I guess lazy gets a laugh

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Submarine Sandpaper posted:

I guess lazy gets a laugh

Maybe in cspam

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Volkerball posted:

Is Trump really just going to keep using his Twitter like this

Of course he is

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
What's weird is Twitter is a private service so they could just ban his account. How crazy would that be.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Horseshoe theory posted:

Trump will have a meltdown like JFK during the Cuban Missile Crisis only he won't have a RFK to slap him around and get him to back down.

Speaking of which, is his doctor following him to the White House?

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Hollismason posted:

What's weird is Twitter is a private service so they could just ban his account. How crazy would that be.

I cant wait to see that Address to the Nation. :allears:

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Volkerball posted:

He should troll harder right now. Be like "sweatshops are bad." "We demand China provide better rights for its workers." *Sings peace on earth with Bing Crosby* YOU poo poo rear end FUCKERMAN TRUMP

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Pirate Radar posted:

Speaking of which, is his doctor following him to the White House?

hopefully

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

just think we could have a president die due to taking too many diet pills

cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Volkerball posted:

Is Trump really just going to keep using his Twitter like this
He is and it is great. It is the best. The BEST. You'll love it.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

the paradigm shift posted:

just think we could have a president die due to taking too many diet pills

President Pence makes me want to vomit

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Mustached Demon posted:

President Pence makes me want to vomit

Pence will be fired before the summer because he cant get along with Trump.

Be prepared for President Giuliani.

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Furnaceface posted:

Pence will be fired before the summer because he cant get along with Trump.

Be prepared for President Giuliani.

It'll be newt, the monster trump wanted all along.

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Furnaceface posted:

Pence will be fired before the summer because he cant get along with Trump.

Be prepared for President Giuliani.

Where the hell is newt, wasn't he his original pick?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Furnaceface posted:

Pence will be fired before the summer because he cant get along with Trump.

Be prepared for President Giuliani.

More vomit.

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Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
https://twitter.com/dankmtl/status/804915381269893120

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