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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Icon Of Sin posted:

Even if my unit hadn't botched my discharge and discharged me not only from active duty but also from the IRR, my IRR time would be up on 9 Jan next year. :feelsgood:

Happened to me, too.

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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Double post

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Found on US Army WTF:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Would wear that patch

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Soulex posted:

Would wear that patch

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
never had to wear that patch because whenever you're wearing fatigues there is always a dick in your butt

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Need to start a petition to get trump to make that the official seal of the army.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Mike-o posted:

Need to start a petition to get trump to make that the official seal of America.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I'M STILL WAITING ON MY GREEN WEENIE FLAIR N4I

QTIYD

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I'M STILL WAITING ON MY GREEN WEENIE FLAIR N4I

QTIYD

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I'M STILL WAITING ON MY GREEN WEENIE FLAIR N4I

QTIYD

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I'M STILL WAITING ON MY GREEN WEENIE FLAIR N4I

QTIYD

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I'M STILL WAITING ON MY GREEN WEENIE FLAIR N4I

QTIYD

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I'M STILL WAITING ON MY GREEN WEENIE FLAIR N4I

QTIYD

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I'M STILL WAITING ON MY GREEN WEENIE FLAIR N4I

QTIYD

11b1p
Feb 5, 2008

This picture is worth 20 words or something.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I'M STILL WAITING ON MY GREEN WEENIE FLAIR N4I

QTIYD

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I'M STILL WAITING ON MY GREEN WEENIE FLAIR N4I

QTIYD

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I'M STILL WAITING ON MY GREEN WEENIE FLAIR N4I

QTIYD

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I'M STILL WAITING ON MY GREEN WEENIE FLAIR N4I

QTIYD

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I'M STILL WAITING ON MY GREEN WEENIE FLAIR N4I

QTIYD

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I'M STILL WAITING ON MY GREEN WEENIE FLAIR N4I

QTIYD

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I'M STILL WAITING ON MY GREEN WEENIE FLAIR N4I

QTIYD

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Dear Cyks

Hope you're enjoying that big AFRICOM flavored dick.

Tastes good.

Wasabi

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

Wasabi the J posted:

Dear Cyks

Hope you're enjoying that big AFRICOM flavored dick.

Tastes good.

Wasabi
Just got paid $2300 to sit in an office and study ICND1 (taking the test tueday) for the past two weeks and haven't scrubbed a single toilet. Life's pretty good.

But as an E4 I'm playing a completely different game.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Excuse me, that isn't a CompTIA certification. You're robbing someone at DISA of their hard-earned kickbacks.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Hey, guys. Remember Sequestration?

Guess who wasn't getting boned because of it? If you guessed contractors and beaurocracy like DFAS and DLA, then you win!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/inve...m=.1581a0ba2bc2

Eisenhower warned us.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Nuke DFAS.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Hang DFAS by the nuts.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Give them three times their allotted budget then tell them that was an error and they owe it all back plus interest.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Mike-o posted:

Give them three times their allotted budget then tell them that was an error and they owe it all back plus interest.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mike-o posted:

Give them three times their allotted budget then tell them that was an error and they owe it all back plus interest.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

J.A.B.C. posted:

Hey, guys. Remember Sequestration?

Guess who wasn't getting boned because of it? If you guessed contractors and beaurocracy like DFAS and DLA, then you win!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/inve...m=.1581a0ba2bc2

Eisenhower warned us.

I would take an early retirement. I would take that right now. Today even.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Mike-o posted:

Give them three times their allotted budget then tell them that was an error and they owe it all back plus interest.

This, holy gently caress. I still need to call them becuase they've been giving me money when I don't think they should. Not a lot, but enough to make me go hmmm.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


J.A.B.C. posted:

Hey, guys. Remember Sequestration?

Guess who wasn't getting boned because of it? If you guessed contractors and beaurocracy like DFAS and DLA, then you win!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/inve...m=.1581a0ba2bc2

Eisenhower warned us.

Of all the people I expected to be screwed... The people who deserve it most were not the ones I would have guessed.

Which is good because they won't be. That FW&A will be reburdened to operational units who will have to "tighten the belts to make up for a budget miscalculation".


And everyone involved in that pyramid scheme will get a cost of business adjustment.

nescience
Jan 24, 2011

h'okay
I got out not too long ago, and I just heard through some distant relatives talking about a guy trying to make up poo poo for a med board, so he can get out of a deployment because "he might get hurt". Should I just mind my own business or try to do something about it?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

nescience posted:

I got out not too long ago, and I just heard through some distant relatives talking about a guy trying to make up poo poo for a med board, so he can get out of a deployment because "he might get hurt". Should I just mind my own business or try to do something about it?

A: What could you do?

B: He's probably not long for the Army anyhow.

Paradise Lost
Feb 11, 2003

kill your enemy, drink his wine, and take his women
If he's the type of person who thinks that's a viable option he's going to trip over his own dick pretty soon anyway.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Also would you really want to deploy with a guy like that?

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Who wants to ride 2 hours in the back of an lmtv in ipfus and achs for a mandatory bn fun day?

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I'm gonna put on gym shorts and one of those lovely Russian helmets and play XCOM. That's a battalion's worth of fun.

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