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Volkerball posted:Is Trump really just going to keep using his Twitter like this he's going to use @POTUS like this
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Come warm yourself at the fire grandchild let me tell you of the Twitter War that began the dark times
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At least memes are a less radioactive weapon compared to actual nukes.
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Mustached Demon posted:At least memes are a less radioactive weapon compared to actual nukes. doubtful
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Mustached Demon posted:At least memes are a less radioactive weapon compared to actual nukes. 2017: trump is holding cities hostage with nukes unless his demands for retweets is met
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We've probably killed the planet so I don't see why there's anything really to worry about
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Hollismason posted:We've probably killed the planet so I don't see why there's anything really to worry about The planet will recover. All that'll be left of humanity is a few hot spots of nuclear waste. Even then they'll decay away.
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Hollismason posted:We've probably killed the planet so I don't see why there's anything really to worry about i would prefer the planet die after i do, not simultaneously
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Best to just spend your time carving short apology messages on rocks and leaving them places
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im going to leave some real hosed up lies in a geologically stable area so future civilization thinks we fought all wars with twitter instead of just our last one
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going to leave a bunch of messages about how big my dick is. they need to know
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I'm going to buy a dinosaur skeleton then have it buried and posed with my corpse so when they dig it up they'll be like " This guy obviously died loving a dinosaur"
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i'm building a burial pyramid filled with grain and anime, take that future archaeologist!
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https://twitter.com/hxhassan/status/804940616652177408 bets on the clemency being suicide car duty?
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New guy at work is stolen valoring about being infantry. A bunch of people suspect it, but they don't know how to confirm it because none of them are infantry. So I've been getting a procession of people coming by today like HE SAID HE DOESN'T KNOW A BATTLE DRILLS DOES THAT MEAN HE'S LYING. I don't care dude
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Volkerball posted:New guy at work is stolen valoring about being infantry. A bunch of people suspect it, but they don't know how to confirm it because none of them are infantry. So I've been getting a procession of people coming by today like HE SAID HE DOESN'T KNOW A BATTLE DRILLS DOES THAT MEAN HE'S LYING
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cinci zoo sniper posted:lmao lying about military things in a gun shop For real. This place is "indignant about stolen valor" HQ
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Volkerball posted:New guy at work is stolen valoring about being infantry. A bunch of people suspect it, but they don't know how to confirm it because none of them are infantry. So I've been getting a procession of people coming by today like HE SAID HE DOESN'T KNOW A BATTLE DRILLS DOES THAT MEAN HE'S LYING. I don't care dude you should ask him to stand up and salute the flag and then punch him out cold, it's your duty
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Volkerball posted:New guy at work is stolen valoring about being infantry. A bunch of people suspect it, but they don't know how to confirm it because none of them are infantry. So I've been getting a procession of people coming by today like HE SAID HE DOESN'T KNOW A BATTLE DRILLS DOES THAT MEAN HE'S LYING. I don't care dude my roommate told me if things don't work with finding work he's gonna join the marines I asked him why and he said that they're the best of the best I told him that is just part of the end stage capitalist brand they've built and he got rlly pissed and wont speak to me
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rear end struggle posted:my roommate told me if things don't work with finding work he's gonna join the marines It's amazing how they've built a brand that works 100% on idiots and not at all on anyone else.
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I almost joined your commandos avs but I missed the deadline.
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Volkerball posted:It's amazing how they've built a brand that works 100% on idiots and not at all on anyone else. he also told me they have the highest washout rate a whopping 11%
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rear end struggle posted:he also told me they have the highest washout rate Lmao. We started with 120+ dudes in RIP and graduated 40 something. People who talk about basic like it's anything at all are hilarious.
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cheddar and gouda is dumb, it should obviously be a bleu cheese
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rear end struggle posted:he also told me they have the highest washout rate amazingly you'll find a lot more than that claim to wash out of the Marines when really they were never military at all but somehow think that makes them sound good
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i'm going to carve the praises of ariel sharon into stone and bury it on my farm, which will be basically the sahara in thirty years and is a thousand miles from the nearest tectonic plate
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the paradigm shift posted:amazingly you'll find a lot more than that claim to wash out of the Marines when really they were never military at all but somehow think that makes them sound good The best is all the people who "got hurt." Yeah I went to RIP but I got hurt. Now when you say you got hurt, do you mean that you were medically recycled by doctors, or do you mean your ankle was bothering you, so you quit? WELLLL
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the paradigm shift posted:amazingly you'll find a lot more than that claim to wash out of the Marines when really they were never military at all but somehow think that makes them sound good "I was too stupid to join the idiot corp!" "This will make people like me."
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also the complete works of leonard cohen
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who the gently caress makes pudding from a mix? and whipped topping? whipped cream or go home
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:who the gently caress makes pudding from a mix? and whipped topping? whipped cream or go home imo forget the cream and just inhale the whip
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:who the gently caress makes pudding from a mix? and whipped topping? whipped cream or go home well seeing as every time I do pudding from scratch it ends up tasting like smooth cocoa powder I'm perfectly happy to be lazy and just use a packet.
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rear end struggle posted:imo forget the cream and just inhale the whip
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cinci zoo sniper posted:didnt know you were into toxicomania im not but if you're already making that abomination you might as well shuffle off your remaining brain cells
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rear end struggle posted:im not
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