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Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Why did they bring a friggen werewolf into the bathtub?? No I mean that first pic

:stare:

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Blind Sally posted:

Yes, that thing!

But like, how do you know when you're talking about the same thing?

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn


Always wondered what happened to The Wombles.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007






:yikes:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Models need to be fatter than me. Take This guy; really makes me feel better about myself. :unsmith:

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

That is a wicked spare tire


Oh wait sorry
UNF DAD BOD DAD BOD HNNNG YEAH YEAH THATS THE STUUUUUUFFFFFFFFF

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Stoatbringer posted:

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


I love how even the beholder is obviously disgusted by that thing.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

im pooping! posted:

is this like that crazy rear end dragon papercraft where if you fold it backwards or whatever its eyes will follow you around the room?



I wonder how a dog would teact to that

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

im pooping! posted:

is this like that crazy rear end dragon papercraft where if you fold it backwards or whatever its eyes will follow you around the room?



And why, pray, have you not linked to where we can get those? :stare: :f5:

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Internet Wizard posted:

I dunno man that's just where he sleeps. It's not like he's doing it because vampire zombies are allergic to bathrooms or something.

Is it because bathrooms normally have only one entrance to defend?

betamax hipster
Aug 13, 2016

Neddy Seagoon posted:

And why, pray, have you not linked to where we can get those? :stare: :f5:

http://www.grand-illusions.com/opticalillusions/three_dragons/

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

BrianBoitano posted:

Is it because bathrooms normally have only one entrance to defend?

That's not a very good upside when it leaves you no escape options. One entrance to defend would work fine if you could call for help, since it'd let you hold out for a good long time...but you're basically trapped unless you have backup willing to come bail you out.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

RFC2324 posted:

I love how even the beholder is obviously disgusted by that thing.

Beholders are disgusted by anything that's not their particular variety of beholder. :spergin:

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




BrianBoitano posted:

Is it because bathrooms normally have only one entrance to defend?

Usually its because you have water and a toilet in your bathroom so you can probably survive in there for quite some time. Don't they recommend you do that during a hurricane for just that reason?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Quit bustin' my gut.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Thank you for this.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Aramoro posted:

Usually its because you have water and a toilet in your bathroom so you can probably survive in there for quite some time. Don't they recommend you do that during a hurricane for just that reason?

Nah, hurricanes are easily embarrassed so barging into a locked bathroom is a big faux pas.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Solice Kirsk posted:

Nah, hurricanes are easily embarrassed so barging into a locked bathroom is a big faux pas.

Hurricanes are British?

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
Yes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawker_Hurricane

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


He sleeps in a bathroom because the porcelain tub hides his heat signature from the loving vampire zombies that prowl around at night. Like, literally, the one thing he does not loving want is them marking his home and coming back to claw at his defenses every night until they finally get in.

In the book though everyone is always outside his suburban house yelling at him in english and unable to get in but the movie guy doesn't want the feral cgi tall mouth screamers knowing he lives there.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

The one under the sink looks like its neck is made of metal.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
Even FYAD needs to pee sometimes.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Rolo posted:

Even FYAD needs to pee sometimes.

Weird I thought thats what their mouths were for.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Hihohe posted:

Weird I thought thats what their mouths were for.

Na they're for defaecation.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

More fun than television.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




Which language was it where "Coca-Cola" translated to "Grope The Wax Bieber"?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




English.

Dodecalypse
Jun 21, 2012


SKA SUCKS
do they model the junk on wax figures? Can't believe I've never thought about this before

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


I suppose that would depend on the exhibit

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I don't think most celebrities would let a wax museum look at and photograph their genitals so they could be accurately reproduced in wax. However, I assume that the models would have some sort of wax bulge or generic wax penis so the pants fit right.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Guy Goodbody posted:

However, I assume that the models would have some sort of wax bulge or generic wax penis so the pants fit right.

You'll be taking home a copy of "PYF Funny Pictures: The Board Game".

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Guy Goodbody posted:

I don't think most celebrities would let a wax museum look at and photograph their genitals so they could be accurately reproduced in wax. However, I assume that the models would have some sort of wax bulge or generic wax penis so the pants fit right.

The joke here is that everyone knows Justin Bieber has no genitalia.

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Guy Goodbody posted:

generic wax penis

fine, fine: mods?

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