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Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

George posted:

never forget anime dogtits

not a day goes by that i don't think about them

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Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Wheany posted:

let me try: it's called pro because when you see it, the pro move is to turn 360 degrees and walk out

lol good poo poo

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
actually the pro is short for prolapsed rectum-- the condition everyone at apple has from keeping their heads up there since steve croaked

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Wheany posted:

let me try: it's called pro because when you see it, the pro move is to turn 360 degrees and walk out

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



posting from my surface pro 4

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


lazy but not so lazy

a train I can ride upon

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
my laptop is too thick! it's too heavy!! I can't lift it; it's so hard to deal with. Better buy a Macbook Pro.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

triple sulk posted:

posting from my surface pro 4

you have poor taste in both computers and locations to live in

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

Stymie posted:

No one is irredeemable, everyone deserves compassion.

getting toried by stymie

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

mein gott

ufarn
May 30, 2009
my apple tv refuses to accept my new password, and when it fails after i enter the 2fa code, the error screen can't be exited leaving me to literally pull the plug on the loving pos

guess i'm not watching a movie

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Skim Milk posted:

getting toried by stymie

an erotic short story

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/realChaseFromm/status/805426550388703232

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Never heard of lifi before, seems interesting if it actually works the way it's meant to

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

Blue Train posted:

Never heard of lifi before, seems interesting if it actually works the way it's meant to

having no walls anywhere?

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
it's actually ri-fi but foxconn wrote it phonetically

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



lmao using sprint and jail broken. I'm sure that's legit

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1QKW7gzTIs

A good summery of everything wrong with the new macbooks pro

It's a lot!

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

r u ready to WALK posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1QKW7gzTIs

A good summery of everything wrong with the new macbooks pro

It's a lot!

yeah... i like my last generation mac laptop but these new ones are shiiiit

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

so apparently more than one person has found quarters hidden in their macbook pros cd drives from 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb0fHSKWqv8
http://forums.macrumors.com/threads/i-found-a-quarter-in-my-macbook-pro.1619591/



lol

akadajet fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Dec 5, 2016

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

akadajet posted:

so apparently more than one person has found quarters hidden in their macbook pros cd drives from 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb0fHSKWqv8
http://forums.macrumors.com/threads/i-found-a-quarter-in-my-macbook-pro.1619591/



lol

what is fod

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



duh its a five and a quarter drive :rolleyes:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Agile Vector posted:

duh its a five and a quarter drive :rolleyes:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Agile Vector posted:

duh its a five and a quarter drive :rolleyes:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



mishaq posted:

you have poor taste in both computers and locations to live in

wrongo 2 the former

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




r u ready to WALK posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1QKW7gzTIs

A good summery of everything wrong with the new macbooks pro

It's a lot!

I always use a $6000 laptop for a few weeks then take it to the store and demand a full refund. that always works.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Agile Vector posted:

duh its a five and a quarter drive :rolleyes:

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I always use a $6000 laptop for a few weeks then take it to the store and demand a full refund. that always works.

he said installing the boot camp Mac sound drivers blew out his speakers (lol) and apple was aware of the issue and it was their fault, so I bet he could

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I tried that when my 2007 MacBook Pro vid card shat itself for no reason within minutes of turning it on but almost ten years ago Apple said no refund but we will do an average job in replacing the vid card also ship it to Singapore for us because we don't want to open a store in your country thanks

so yeah, he could I guess

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

he said installing the boot camp Mac sound drivers blew out his speakers (lol) and apple was aware of the issue and it was their fault, so I bet he could

that's quite the qa oversight.

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

r u ready to WALK posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1QKW7gzTIs

A good summery of everything wrong with the new macbooks pro

It's a lot!

so did he have the gross-rear end fedora facial hair before or is this another drawback to the new mbp

ufarn
May 30, 2009
can't believe jony ive agreed to design this subreddit https://www.reddit.com/r/iOS10/

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Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed

akadajet posted:

so apparently more than one person has found quarters hidden in their macbook pros cd drives from 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb0fHSKWqv8
http://forums.macrumors.com/threads/i-found-a-quarter-in-my-macbook-pro.1619591/



lol

https://www.ifixit.com/Store/Tools/Coin/IF145-095

they're just helpfully including the required tools to work on it

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