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quote:My girlfriend [21f] is spending Christmas on a trip with one of her friends [27m] and I [25m] have a bad feeling about it. I think I'm being unreasonable.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 01:57 |
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Standard story with a funny titlequote:My [21 F] boyfriend [23 M] only wants to play video games and watch milf porn. Am I being unreasonable?
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 02:01 |
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so many people in their early 20s encountering this type of partner for the first time and not realizing that they are broken beyond repair seriously every single woman i know dated this guy once
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 02:05 |
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when I dated a man I came home early once and he was jerkin it but he closed the tab and had pictures of his car video game up after so it looked like he was jerkin it to video game cars he is also a goon so if he sees this sorry bro. it was real funny
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 02:08 |
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"I find him so attractive still and I've asked some shameful things just to get him to have sex with me more often. Whenever I bring it up we fight and leads to him stonewalling me for days, coming home from work, completely ignoring me, playing witcher 3 and jacking to milfs." hahah hahahahh
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 02:35 |
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well the witcher 3 though...
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 02:48 |
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The obvious answer here is to have a kid
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 03:01 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:The obvious answer here is to have a kid they already have a manchild tho
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 03:07 |
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Yeah but if she wants to defeat the milf porn she has to become the milf porn
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 03:09 |
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how can she become the milf if he wont give her the time of day
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 04:08 |
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Troposphere posted:when I dated a man I came home early once and he was jerkin it but he closed the tab and had pictures of his car video game up after so it looked like he was jerkin it to video game cars *meows backward out the door*
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 04:17 |
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HardDiskD posted:how can she become the milf if he wont give her the time of day berth ell pup
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 04:24 |
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If you haven't drank a gallon of Mogen David or Carlo Rossi by yourself and then used the bottle as a pillow, get on my level scrub. Don't actually.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 04:34 |
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Relationships like that are so funny. They aren't married. They have no kids. Her goony manchild SO refuses to touch her and would rather play video games all day. He'd rather jerk off than be with her. Why is she so stuck on staying with him when she gets nothing out of it? Just break up and find someone who actually likes her. It's that easy.
Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Dec 4, 2016 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Relationships like that are so funny. They aren't married. They have no kids. Her goony manchild SO refuses to touch her and would rather play video games all day. He'd rather jerk off than be with her. Why is so stuck on staying with him when she gets nothing out of it? Just break up and find someone who actually likes her. It's that easy. Yeah, just think of the entire readership of r/incel who would love a woman like that. Or any woman, really.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 04:48 |
Maybe they are both fat
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 05:10 |
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I guess it's proof there's no practical time travel in the next 60 years or else you wouldn't have all these self absorbed 20 yo's acting like complete morons.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 06:07 |
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Sordid tales from /childfree Bingo-ed at an orgy quote:So my [22f] boyfriend [24m] and I love playing with other people and have met with couples and singles before. We had been to an orgy and only ended up playing between ourselves because I was too shy. But last night was the first time we wanted to participate in an orgy fully.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 06:29 |
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that's incredible
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 06:36 |
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Mods rename me uncomfortable orgy smalltalk.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 06:44 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Mods rename me uncomfortable orgy smalltalk. This is a pro name.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 06:47 |
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Malkof posted:Sordid tales from /childfree It's sad that she felt the need to brag about this. Gaunab fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Dec 4, 2016 |
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How could small talk at an orgy, especially after you've just gotten done examining and discussing several people's intimate body piercings, be uncomfortable? "Look, I'm just here to get my pipes rooted like the plumbing at a hotel the day after a Heath At Any Size convention. Talking about conceiving children, a common consequence of all this sweaty rutting, is just uncouth. How about that bull, though? He seemed a little underprepped to me."
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 06:57 |
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i love this kind of storyquote:I [22M] answered a hypothetical question from my GF [25F] and now she's paranoid and acting really huffy with me. How to deal?
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 07:06 |
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Gluten Freeman posted:i love this kind of story Denzel Washington and Dwayne Johnson.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 07:24 |
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Gluten Freeman posted:i love this kind of story As a woman I fully approve of his choices, Luke Rockhold is hot as hell.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 07:28 |
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Gluten Freeman posted:i love this kind of story I was surprised his girlfriend is 25 when I read this. She acts like she's 14.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 07:43 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Denzel Washington and Dwayne Johnson. Dwayne Johnson seems like a lovely man, but I don't know if I'd be comfortable pulling his pants down and giving him a little prick in the rear end every morning. For his steroids.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 07:59 |
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Gluten Freeman posted:i love this kind of story I withhold judgment unless we find out what "messing around with a guy in HS" entails.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 08:12 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:How could small talk at an orgy, especially after you've just gotten done examining and discussing several people's intimate body piercings, be uncomfortable? Some people are uncomfortable with sudden seeming non-sequiturs or contextually inappropriate turns in conversation, because they associate it with mental illness (and are uncomfortable with that). But these people are childfrees so what makes the conversation inappropriate to her is that she went to the event for self-indulgence, she sees children as the death of self-indulgence, so even mentioning them to her feels like an attack or critical judgment. E: words Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 09:37 on Dec 4, 2016 |
# ? Dec 4, 2016 08:25 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:Some people are uncomfortable with sudden seeming non-sequiturs or contextually inappropriate turns in conversation, because they associate it with mental illness (and are uncomfortable with that). If the post was anything more than a masturbatory r/childfree fantasy about being more enlightened than the rest of us normies.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 08:40 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Mods rename me uncomfortable orgy smalltalk. The uncomfortable is redundant.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 08:58 |
heres my relationship in a poem brown tits bliss Black pussy Drink that period blood Drink my dick in Throat hosed Titty hosed Cowgirl Doggy style Gaben galaxy jerks Licked her butthole on the sixtynine and i buy her frence onion soup alot (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 09:01 |
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Do all r/childfree people overcompensate with pets
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 09:32 |
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i'm getting a vasectomy because i don't want kids. i'm not basing my entire identity around that.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 10:04 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Mods rename me uncomfortable orgy smalltalk. WTF is comfortable orgy smalltalk? "Oh, I see they supplied durex in a crystal bowl?" "The Hendersons have a more orgy-friendly sofa set?" "I see they've painted the bathroom periwinkle, do you like it too?"
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 10:13 |
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Khazar-khum posted:WTF is comfortable orgy smalltalk? "Oh, I see they supplied durex in a crystal bowl?" "The Hendersons have a more orgy-friendly sofa set?" "I see they've painted the bathroom periwinkle, do you like it too?" I dunno, they seemed to be doing pretty well jawin' about their hardware until someone mentioned babies. I imagine scars and tattoos would be a common topic as well.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 10:21 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:Maybe they are both fat I generally assume that if you get to the point where you're anonymously asking the internet for advice you're quasimodo-like in appearance Honestly the Internet is more fun if you assume everyone else is hideously disfigured Zelder fucked around with this message at 11:47 on Dec 4, 2016 |
# ? Dec 4, 2016 11:41 |
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Good God why are quote and edit so close to each other
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 11:45 |
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quote:My [17,m] girlfriend [17,f] of 1 DAY broke up with me and I don't know what to think, thoughts? mate i actually don't think it's that confusing, she was pretty clear edit: ooooh, i found a good one. i reckon this'll get deleted soon, eat it up quote:My(28F) Fiance(40M) Threw me out of our home over disciplining his daughter(9f) that's a good dad! collecting the comments as well quote:1) This is not a regular child. This girl manipulates like a master chess player. I think she inherited her mother's borderline personality. quote:I never said hitting her was okay. It was a mistake. What I'm saying is that she manipulated me into reacting, so she could cause a rift. that last one makes me question whether it's real, cos that's some serious evil poo poo Metis of the Chat Thread fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Dec 4, 2016 |
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