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So what's going on at 2:19? The dog can't see the image filter so why does it attack? is it just a lovely dog?
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On Wednesday a kid live-streamed himself weaving through Providence Traffic. The last thing he does before crashing is pass on the zebra stripes of an off ramp going 115mph. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV16MpaGmQk&t=173s No one else was hurt, and he'll be araigned next week: http://patch.com/rhode-island/eastprovidence/watch-video-wednesdays-crash-route-6
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Pan Et Circenses posted:Whoever wrote that article doesn't seem to have bothered actually looking up the definition of "hypoallergenic": Yeah, “hypo” just means “low”. But there’s no objective test and standard for something being “hypoallergenic”, so it’s still kind of bullshit
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Phuzun posted:Hopefully she remembers her own name after that. Looks like she was grabbing her leg before her head. When I concussed myself as a kid, I was more preoccupied with that the fact that I'd hurt my arm than my head.
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Dec 3, 2016 23:21
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I had a bumper crop of habaneros in my garden this year. I thought I'd make myself some hot salsa or some spicy ice cream once or twice since the last time I planted peppers I got six total. This time I got about eighty. So I gave them to people and I warned people about safety precautions with them. You know, things like, "Don't handle them bare handed," "Seriously, don't cut them without gloves," "I really mean it; wash your hands thoroughly after you work with them," and "For gently caress's sake don't touch any sensitive part of your body like your eyes after you've handled them." Someone I didn't think needed the warnings was my brother who I thought had worked with really hot peppers before. But apparently to him, "hot peppers" were jalapenos. So he cut up a bunch(!) barehanded(!!). And then went to the bathroom. I think I need a combination of  and  to really convey the concept.
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Peppers are at least up‐front about their danger. Citrus fruits are secretly out to get us. Cut a lime? Enjoy your sunburn. Eat a grapefruit? Hope you didn’t need a fully‐functioning liver.
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RareAcumen posted:Nooo, you posted the source! Now I have no more content! Nothing wrong with curating them! While we're at it, we need someone who takes "failarmy" videos and cuts out 60% of them so we just see the parts worth watching.
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:On Wednesday a kid live-streamed himself weaving through Providence Traffic. The last thing he does before crashing is pass on the zebra stripes of an off ramp going 115mph. quote:The driving portion of the video ends abruptly as it looks like he begins to lose control.
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Random Stranger posted:I had a bumper crop of habaneros in my garden this year. I thought I'd make myself some hot salsa or some spicy ice cream once or twice since the last time I planted peppers I got six total. This time I got about eighty. So I gave them to people and I warned people about safety precautions with them. You know, things like, "Don't handle them bare handed," "Seriously, don't cut them without gloves," "I really mean it; wash your hands thoroughly after you work with them," and "For gently caress's sake don't touch any sensitive part of your body like your eyes after you've handled them." I think it must be a brother thing. Years ago at a barbecue my brother stuck his finger in a jar of stupidly hot sauce to have a taste. About an hour later he rubbed his eyes and had to spend quite a long time in the bathroom with a bottle of eyewash.
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BiggerBoat posted:From way back but this would make a good Ask/Tell thread if you feel like making one. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3666859&perpage=40#post435251532
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Random Stranger posted:I had a bumper crop of habaneros in my garden this year. I thought I'd make myself some hot salsa or some spicy ice cream once or twice since the last time I planted peppers I got six total. This time I got about eighty. So I gave them to people and I warned people about safety precautions with them. You know, things like, "Don't handle them bare handed," "Seriously, don't cut them without gloves," "I really mean it; wash your hands thoroughly after you work with them," and "For gently caress's sake don't touch any sensitive part of your body like your eyes after you've handled them."
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HairyManling posted:Habaneros and genitals are not a pleasant mix. Ladies and gentlemen, this should be the new thread title if it wasn't so long.
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Intoluene posted:Ladies and gentlemen, this should be the new thread title if it wasn't so long. It's shorter than the current title.
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Random Stranger posted:I had a bumper crop of habaneros in my garden this year. I thought I'd make myself some hot salsa or some spicy ice cream once or twice since the last time I planted peppers I got six total. This time I got about eighty. So I gave them to people and I warned people about safety precautions with them. You know, things like, "Don't handle them bare handed," "Seriously, don't cut them without gloves," "I really mean it; wash your hands thoroughly after you work with them," and "For gently caress's sake don't touch any sensitive part of your body like your eyes after you've handled them." I know a kid who got a jalapeno seed stuck under his foreskin after taking whiz.
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Sagebrush posted:So, do you think "uh-oh. Out" means that the mother is gonna own up to it and tell the lifeguard, or she's just gonna pack up and get out of there as fast as possible? The latter, cause parents know it happens all the loving time and there's enough chlorine in the pool to kill almost everything and yea it's hosed up but that's what having a kid means life is. The lifeguard wouldn't do poo poo either. They're not shutting down one of the main reasons people come to the park cause of a little poo poo. If you've ever been in a public pool that had kids in it, there's little pieces of poo floating around. Same with fat people cause they don't wipe so good.
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Dillbag posted:I know a kid who got a jalapeno seed stuck under his foreskin after taking whiz. Did you say to him "Looks like it's jalapeno business".
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Dillbag posted:I know a kid who got a jalapeno seed stuck under his foreskin after taking whiz. You sure it wasn't a bell pepper
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Dillbag posted:I know a kid who got a jalapeno seed stuck under his foreskin after taking whiz. Circumcisionreasons.txt
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Takes No Damage posted:Chrome gives me an SSL error when I try to go there so feel free to keep mirroring the best ones so I don't have to risk getting a TrumpVirus on my PC. Oh, okay.     drat, I thought cats only attacked people that ferociously if they were playing MOBAs or WoW.
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RareAcumen posted:Oh, okay. The Coulter one also needs this reply. https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/805134115221700608
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Picnic Princess posted:If you don't hate money, look up Amano tanks. It's some next level fresh water feng shui aquatic art. Seriously, do yourself a favor and get stoned as gently caress as watch this dude plant freshwater aquariums https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDexLMZFrU there are hours of content of just relaxing music playing as this british guy makes dope aquariums.
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 One of my cats used to absolutely lose his poo poo and attack me for playing a harmonica for more than 5 seconds. But he dug it when I'd plug my bass into my big 2x15 cabinet.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Saltwater tanks are a lot of fun, if you hate having money. Is this the inverse effect of how boats are a hole in the water that you fill with money?
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Platystemon posted:Peppers are at least up‐front about their danger. Welp, time to go make one of those ~NATURAL REMEDIES~ facebook jpegs saying that lime juice is natural sunscreen.
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Grem posted:If you've ever been in a public pool that had kids in it, there's little pieces of poo floating around. Same with fat people cause they don't wipe so good. Can you believe it's been 5 years since people swam with a dead body for 2 days in Fall River? http://abcnews.go.com/US/massachusetts-woman-dead-public-pool-days/story?id=13968518
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I tutor as a side gig. A woman just contacted me.
Sorry, lady. This is the end of the semester so I'm booked 
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Bip Roberts posted:Is this the inverse effect of how boats are a hole in the water that you fill with money? My experience has been it's something you can spend nearly unlimited amounts of money to get set up right and all the fish+coral (and money) can get wiped out within hours. I spent a couple thousand setting up my 30 gallon tank with the best lights, the best rocks and sand, and the coolest fish and all it took was one anemone that died for some reason overnight a few days after I bought him and I woke up to a completely dead tank. I didn't have the heart to start all over so I sold my rocks to the fish store for ~70 dollars store credit.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:My experience has been it's something you can spend nearly unlimited amounts of money to get set up right and all the fish+coral (and money) can get wiped out within hours. I spent a couple thousand setting up my 30 gallon tank with the best lights, the best rocks and sand, and the coolest fish and all it took was one anemone that died for some reason overnight a few days after I bought him and I woke up to a completely dead tank. I didn't have the heart to start all over so I sold my rocks to the fish store for ~70 dollars store credit. ReefAquariums.txt The beautiful live-coral tanks you always see pictures of are the exception. For every tank like that, there are half a dozen mediocre tanks with clownfish hosting in green hair algae.
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MisterBibs posted:Low level personal freude here: Every time I read a cat/dog picture thread here, I get a little Why do you think I have a bunch of pictures of a miniature toucan?  (Seriously don't do it. Pets are awful. If exposure mitigated allergies I would be super human with all the loving long haired cats, dusty birds, and dogs my parents owned throughout my childhood. One of the things I love most about not living with them is not having to put up with that constant onslaught.)
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because I'm far too allergic / asthmatic to ever own a dog or cat.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:My experience has been it's something you can spend nearly unlimited amounts of money to get set up right and all the fish+coral (and money) can get wiped out within hours. I spent a couple thousand setting up my 30 gallon tank with the best lights, the best rocks and sand, and the coolest fish and all it took was one anemone that died for some reason overnight a few days after I bought him and I woke up to a completely dead tank. I didn't have the heart to start all over so I sold my rocks to the fish store for ~70 dollars store credit. My next door neighbor had a tank with 2 green chromis, a tomato clown and a coral banded shrimp, bought some live rock, and literally 1 day later everything was dead with a hole in its side except the mantis shrimp who had stowed away in the rock and murdered everything by spearing it through the side. Thank god it wasn't the hammer-claw variety which can also break human bones and aquarium glass.
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Bip Roberts posted:Is this the inverse effect of how boats are a hole in the water that you fill with money? Be it salt water aquariums or boats it will always be better than owning a horse.
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Henchman of Santa posted:The Coulter one also needs this reply. 
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im pooping! posted:My next door neighbor had a tank with 2 green chromis, a tomato clown and a coral banded shrimp, bought some live rock, and literally 1 day later everything was dead with a hole in its side except the mantis shrimp who had stowed away in the rock and murdered everything by spearing it through the side. Thank god it wasn't the hammer-claw variety which can also break human bones and aquarium glass. Now he's got a bad rear end Mantis Shrimp. A net positive in my opinion.
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im pooping! posted:My next door neighbor had a tank with 2 green chromis, a tomato clown and a coral banded shrimp, bought some live rock, and literally 1 day later everything was dead with a hole in its side except the mantis shrimp who had stowed away in the rock and murdered everything by spearing it through the side. Thank god it wasn't the hammer-claw variety which can also break human bones and aquarium glass. This post rules and so does the mantis shrimp 
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TontoCorazon posted:Now he's got a bad rear end Mantis Shrimp. A net positive in my opinion. it was one of the disgusting grey ones, not the incredible peacock mantis shrimp
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM The schaden is on every animal that is not a mantis shrimp.
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Rolo posted:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM Thank you for introducing me to this.
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