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Capntastic posted:It absolutely isn't because the first four minutes shows you that there is a literal witch out there up to no-good and then the rest of the movie is people mumbling around and yelling at each other Lol, looks like I was tricked into watching another paranormal activity movie.
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eSporks posted:The VVitch sucked. Primarily for the reason Jay stated, they spoiled the movie in the first act. It also has the worst sound design I have ever heard, and the dad was cast by one of those crazy bass competitions with the cars you can't even sit in.
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Origami Dali posted:The Witch was great you rubes. Visually it was good and it did a great job of making really tense moments out of family distrust but holy poo poo it became a loving Looney Tune in the last twenty minutes or so and diffused all of the tension and actual conflict it had spent hours building up in exchange for "witches!!!"
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a bone to pick posted:Lol, looks like I was tricked into watching another paranormal activity movie. But like, what if Satan's actually cool for murdering a bunch of ignorant pesants
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Not until they wear a cape made out of their old Star Wars bedsheets and start making trailer reaction videos. They already made some but it's okay because it was insincere.
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Capntastic posted:Visually it was good and it did a great job of making really tense moments out of family distrust but holy poo poo it became a loving Looney Tune in the last twenty minutes or so and diffused all of the tension and actual conflict it had spent hours building up in exchange for "witches!!!"
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I like how during that trailer for the greasy strangler, all the glowing reviews were from the Daily Mail, The Guardian, and The Huffington Post.
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Instead of a witch they should have had a regular old woman. Like maybe the family finds a lodge in the forest, and that old woman lives in its walls. Now that would be interesting to watch. Witches, on the other hand, do not exist in real life, which makes the whole premise of the film very flawed.
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Paladinus posted:Instead of a witch they should have had a regular old woman. Like maybe the family finds a lodge in the forest, and that old woman lives in its walls. Now that would be interesting to watch. Witches, on the other hand, do not exist in real life, which makes the whole premise of the film very flawed. counterpoint: they do
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I'm a witch. I live in a shed in the woods and cook with squirrel blood. ... That's a witch right?
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Witch was great. Suck it haters
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Trunko posted:counterpoint: they do *gasp* 
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a bone to pick posted:I like how during that trailer for the greasy strangler, all the glowing reviews were from the Daily Mail, The Guardian, and The Huffington Post.
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Paladinus posted:Witches, on the other hand, do not exist in real life, which makes the whole premise of the film very flawed. Everyone loves to diss the Salem Witch Trials but have you been bothered by witches recently? Seems like it was a good thing, I rest my case.
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I liked how they couldn't even pretend to say nice things about max landises new movie
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dreezy posted:I liked how they couldn't even pretend to say nice things about max landises new movie To be fair they didnt say anything bad about it either.
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JB50 posted:To be fair they didnt say anything bad about it either. cause he would whine on twitter and when he cums to watch neil breen movies with them.
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dreezy posted:cause he would whine on twitter and when he cums to watch neil breen movies with them. 
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This Max Landis movie is not that bad.
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Isn't Max Landis recieving critical acclaim for that television show based on a book he didn't write?
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Mordja posted:Isn't Max Landis recieving critical acclaim for that television show based on a book he didn't write? It features a quirky Brit. The show was bound to succeed.
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Mordja posted:Isn't Max Landis recieving critical acclaim for that television show based on a book he didn't write? Everything Max Landis is involved ends up somewhere between mediocre and awful and he has reached the heights of mediocrity with Dirk Gently. Paladinus posted:It features a quirky Brit. The show was bound to succeed. It's Doctor Who if the protagonists weren't as sanctimonious or schlocky. Dmitri-9 fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Dec 4, 2016 |
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nooneofconsequence posted:Swiss Army Man was good. But was it as good as Captain America Civil War?
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I have a BEST OF THE WORST suggestion.... Vicious Lips http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163375/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 It was horrible... sci-fi comedy that seemed to take its music very seriously.... I didnt watch the whole thing but flipped over while watching football. In what I did see it seemed like the most perfect BotW movie ever made.
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The fact that they both rolled their eyes and scoffed at Zootopia as another talking animals movie made them look like idiots, that movie was better than 90% of what hollywood shat out this year.
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a bone to pick posted:The fact that they both rolled their eyes and scoffed at Zootopia as another talking animals movie made them look like idiots, that movie was better than 90% of what hollywood shat out this year. furry detected. but I guess I can't argue weather or not it's better than other Hollywood movies since I didn't watch any movies this year.
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Zootopia and Moana had the distinction this year of being the first non-pixar non-cars kids movies that didn't make me want to kill myself from annoyance. Secret life of pets loving sucked though and I hated it.
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Finding Dory was awful though and I'm glad they didn't give it any special treatment.
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Did they push back the opening of Sing? It seems like they were advertising Pets, Zootopia and Sing at the same time but the studio realized that was too many talking animal movies.
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So comic books + talking animal = Guardians should be the most profitable movie ever
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a bone to pick posted:The fact that they both rolled their eyes and scoffed at Zootopia as another talking animals movie made them look like idiots, that movie was better than 90% of what hollywood shat out this year. Actually no one should be judged for passing on another talking animal movie.
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"i have seen every talking object/animal film this year aimed at people aged 10 and lower" - an adult
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Inside Out was the best kids film of the last few years and that no talking animals, just talking mental illnesses.
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"thanks to rlm I have not watch a single movie released in 2016" -me
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Talking animal movies were a solid staple of late 20th century cartoon films, I'm glad they made a comeback.
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priznat posted:Zootopia and Moana had the distinction this year of being the first non-pixar non-cars kids movies that didn't make me want to kill myself from annoyance.
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achillesforever6 posted:I miss the days when Dreamworks would make good 2D animated films before they went full CGI nonsense Their first movie was Antz. They did like three 2d movies
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FrankeeFrankFrank posted:I have a BEST OF THE WORST suggestion.... I'll say this about Vicious Lips: The first 20-30 minutes is actually I think a pretty interesting film. If they'd focused on a sci-fi all-girl rock group in space having adventures, it'd be like a live-action 80s anime or even Jem and the Hologram (almost, as JatH wasn't going into space). But the moment they crash on that planet the movie just dies and it never recovers until nearly the end for just a short burst or so. There felt like there was such a better movie with that concept than what we got. Someone has been working on an Empire Pictures documentary that now that I'm aware of it I'm sort of looking forward to seeing.
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