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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


PeaceDiner posted:

Some cool Japanese posters I've had sitting around my computer.


This one loving owns.

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QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Perestroika posted:

drat, I wish I could get that one.

I have good news!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

BonoMan posted:

Hey hey hey buddy. Already beat you to the Contact joke way up the page there.

I bow to your memory of actual dialogue in that movie.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010



Okay, let me rephrase that to "drat, I wish I had that kind of money available right now." :v:. But still, thanks, I'll put this in the bookmarks for the future.

Nestorix
Aug 3, 2006

exotic particles


Jesus, that Dredd 2 poster is just perfect :(

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

My wife and daughter are huge fans of Serenity and I'm tempted to get them that sequel poster, but then I wonder if that would just make them sad that it never got made.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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They Live Again seems like a better title imo.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

CelticPredator posted:

They Live Again seems like a better title imo.

To me that implies Nada's quest to overthrow the aliens was successful and the aliens have now returned. They Still Live implies he never won, which seems more fitting.

Both would be good titles though.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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See, in my head, if there was a sequel, they would return.

I still want a remake set in Fox News Studios though starring Adam Scott. It's a very specific dream that I need.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
I'm curious how these can be sold for cash moneys without the studios having a copyright poo poo fit. Satire and such is obviously protected, but once you start charging money for prints I can see the studios lawyers starting to get hard ons.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

































Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



ruddiger posted:

Merry Christmas you filthy animals.


hexwren
Feb 27, 2008


Is that literally a movie about a giant mutant Santa or is that just a badly drawn poster?

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Allen Wren posted:

Is that literally a movie about a giant mutant Santa or is that just a badly drawn poster?

More or less, yea

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



It's a weird and fun movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQlikX4vvw

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Enough with the 'Silent Night' puns already, geez. Are there really no other carols you can use as the basis for your film title?

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

The Little Killer Boy doesn't have the same impact

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Red Christmas
Jingle Hells
Away in a Mangler
Jingle Hell Rock
I Saw Mommy Killing Santa Claus
Silver Hells
O Come All Ye Frightful
We Wish You a Scary Christmas
Santa Claus is Coming to Town(but in a scary way)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Well, Danish christmas carol classic "high from the green top of the tree" could possibly invite some gnarly connotations.

Especially since one verse literally cautions the carollers not to "strangle the child".

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.


Allen Wren posted:

Is that literally a movie about a giant mutant Santa or is that just a badly drawn poster?

If you haven't seen Rare Exports you should get on that poo poo.

Do yourself a favor and go in blind with a few friends.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.



Is this literally a prequel or do they lazily have nearly the same typeface and buzzwords?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Samuel Clemens posted:

Enough with the 'Silent Night' puns already, geez. Are there really no other carols you can use as the basis for your film title?
I like to imagine some horror filmmaker staring a whiteboard that says "Silent Night _________ Night" and wracking his brain to find the perfect word to fit there.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Guy Goodbody posted:

Red Christmas
Jingle Hells
Away in a Mangler
Jingle Hell Rock
I Saw Mommy Killing Santa Claus
Silver Hells
O Come All Ye Frightful
We Wish You a Scary Christmas
Santa Claus is Coming to Town(but in a scary way)

are you the crypt keeper's ghost writer?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Evil Mastermind posted:

I like to imagine some horror filmmaker staring a whiteboard that says "Silent Night _________ Night" and wracking his brain to find the perfect word to fit there.

Is there a raunchy Sexy Night movie?

Shneak posted:



Is this literally a prequel or do they lazily have nearly the same typeface and buzzwords?

Can't be a prequel, the mummy is played by a not-white Algerian actress.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

CelticPredator posted:

They Live Again seems like a better title imo.

We Sleep would be a better sequel name.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Is that Blight being held by Killer Croc?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

ruddiger posted:

are you the crypt keeper's ghost writer?

No because he missed "Santa CLAWS is coming to town"

edit: searching Crypt Keeper Christmas got me this so here you go everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ9A2h1D27M

Peanut President fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Dec 3, 2016

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWoRPV8p4wk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr4yK2ZW1wI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uxSGRNLA6o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

This series is so great.

Guy Mann fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Dec 3, 2016

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

We Sleep would be a better sequel name.

Dang yeah.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Reminder that instead of calling the sequel to "Now You See Me," "Now You Don't" they instead just called it Now You See Me 2.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

I understand why they felt the need to do this, but I still hate it.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Woah.

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Erebus posted:

I understand why they felt the need to do this, but I still hate it.



I like the necktie. It's inspired. The poster really evokes the crappy fonts, stock images and white void backgrounds used by smut ebooks (Warning: topless man and flying butt). Not sure that's a good look.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

That reminds me of those Twilight inspired book covers for classic novels and this:


muscles like this! posted:

Reminder that instead of calling the sequel to "Now You See Me," "Now You Don't" they instead just called it Now You See Me 2.

That is because when making a sequel to a forgettable movie you don't want to encourage movie goers to actually skip it :v:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



2 U 2 C Me

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Mierenneuker posted:

That reminds me of those Twilight inspired book covers for classic novels and this:


It being the Longfellow translation is even worse.

Rochallor
Apr 23, 2010

ふっっっっっっっっっっっっck

Byzantine posted:

It being the Longfellow translation is even worse.

I'm sure they picked whatever public domain translation was available. My college roommate collected classics with "modern" covers, and I'm pretty sure he still plonked down like 15 bucks for this at Gamestop.

My favorite book of his was a printing of Hamlet where the cover was just a guy who totally wasn't Spike from Buffy standing in a crypt and holding a skull.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Best I've ever seen was The Odyssey with the O Brother Where Art Thou poster as the cover and the whole 'now the basis for a major motion picture!' tagline.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Dec 4, 2016

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON

MikeJF posted:

Best I've ever seen was The Odyssey with the O Brother Where Art Thou poster as the cover and the whole 'now the basis for a major motion picture!' tagline.

That's pretty funny, because the Coens were really straightforward in saying they didn't base it off the Odyssey directly and rather the various bits of it they knew from pop culture. :v:

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caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Just as bad as what they did to Near Dark, post-Twilight:


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