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PeaceDiner posted:Some cool Japanese posters I've had sitting around my computer.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 09:57 |
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Perestroika posted:drat, I wish I could get that one. I have good news!
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 12:31 |
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BonoMan posted:Hey hey hey buddy. Already beat you to the Contact joke way up the page there. I bow to your memory of actual dialogue in that movie.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 19:37 |
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Detective Thompson posted:You got money to burn? Okay, let me rephrase that to "drat, I wish I had that kind of money available right now." . But still, thanks, I'll put this in the bookmarks for the future.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 19:42 |
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Jesus, that Dredd 2 poster is just perfect
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 20:04 |
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My wife and daughter are huge fans of Serenity and I'm tempted to get them that sequel poster, but then I wonder if that would just make them sad that it never got made.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 20:50 |
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They Live Again seems like a better title imo.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 20:54 |
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CelticPredator posted:They Live Again seems like a better title imo. To me that implies Nada's quest to overthrow the aliens was successful and the aliens have now returned. They Still Live implies he never won, which seems more fitting. Both would be good titles though.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 21:02 |
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See, in my head, if there was a sequel, they would return. I still want a remake set in Fox News Studios though starring Adam Scott. It's a very specific dream that I need.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 21:18 |
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I'm curious how these can be sold for cash moneys without the studios having a copyright poo poo fit. Satire and such is obviously protected, but once you start charging money for prints I can see the studios lawyers starting to get hard ons.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 21:18 |
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Merry Christmas you filthy animals.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 21:27 |
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ruddiger posted:Merry Christmas you filthy animals.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 22:15 |
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Is that literally a movie about a giant mutant Santa or is that just a badly drawn poster?
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 00:15 |
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Allen Wren posted:Is that literally a movie about a giant mutant Santa or is that just a badly drawn poster? More or less, yea
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 00:17 |
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It's a weird and fun movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQlikX4vvw
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 00:34 |
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Enough with the 'Silent Night' puns already, geez. Are there really no other carols you can use as the basis for your film title?
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 00:52 |
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The Little Killer Boy doesn't have the same impact
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 00:57 |
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Red Christmas Jingle Hells Away in a Mangler Jingle Hell Rock I Saw Mommy Killing Santa Claus Silver Hells O Come All Ye Frightful We Wish You a Scary Christmas Santa Claus is Coming to Town(but in a scary way)
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 01:05 |
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Well, Danish christmas carol classic "high from the green top of the tree" could possibly invite some gnarly connotations. Especially since one verse literally cautions the carollers not to "strangle the child".
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 01:07 |
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Allen Wren posted:Is that literally a movie about a giant mutant Santa or is that just a badly drawn poster? If you haven't seen Rare Exports you should get on that poo poo. Do yourself a favor and go in blind with a few friends.
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 01:07 |
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Is this literally a prequel or do they lazily have nearly the same typeface and buzzwords?
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 01:15 |
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Samuel Clemens posted:Enough with the 'Silent Night' puns already, geez. Are there really no other carols you can use as the basis for your film title?
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 01:14 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:Red Christmas are you the crypt keeper's ghost writer?
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 01:15 |
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Evil Mastermind posted:I like to imagine some horror filmmaker staring a whiteboard that says "Silent Night _________ Night" and wracking his brain to find the perfect word to fit there. Is there a raunchy Sexy Night movie? Shneak posted:
Can't be a prequel, the mummy is played by a not-white Algerian actress.
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 01:25 |
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CelticPredator posted:They Live Again seems like a better title imo. We Sleep would be a better sequel name.
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 01:36 |
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Is that Blight being held by Killer Croc?
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 02:20 |
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ruddiger posted:are you the crypt keeper's ghost writer? No because he missed "Santa CLAWS is coming to town" edit: searching Crypt Keeper Christmas got me this so here you go everyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ9A2h1D27M Peanut President fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Dec 3, 2016 |
# ? Dec 3, 2016 05:21 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWoRPV8p4wk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr4yK2ZW1wI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uxSGRNLA6o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k This series is so great. Guy Mann fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Dec 3, 2016 |
# ? Dec 3, 2016 05:35 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:We Sleep would be a better sequel name. Dang yeah.
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 08:01 |
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Reminder that instead of calling the sequel to "Now You See Me," "Now You Don't" they instead just called it Now You See Me 2.
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 08:04 |
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I understand why they felt the need to do this, but I still hate it.
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 10:53 |
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Woah.
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 11:11 |
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Erebus posted:I understand why they felt the need to do this, but I still hate it. I like the necktie. It's inspired. The poster really evokes the crappy fonts, stock images and white void backgrounds used by smut ebooks (Warning: topless man and flying butt). Not sure that's a good look.
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 13:04 |
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That reminds me of those Twilight inspired book covers for classic novels and this:muscles like this! posted:Reminder that instead of calling the sequel to "Now You See Me," "Now You Don't" they instead just called it Now You See Me 2. That is because when making a sequel to a forgettable movie you don't want to encourage movie goers to actually skip it
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 13:04 |
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2 U 2 C Me
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 13:22 |
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Mierenneuker posted:That reminds me of those Twilight inspired book covers for classic novels and this: It being the Longfellow translation is even worse.
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 14:50 |
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Byzantine posted:It being the Longfellow translation is even worse. I'm sure they picked whatever public domain translation was available. My college roommate collected classics with "modern" covers, and I'm pretty sure he still plonked down like 15 bucks for this at Gamestop. My favorite book of his was a printing of Hamlet where the cover was just a guy who totally wasn't Spike from Buffy standing in a crypt and holding a skull.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 02:35 |
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Best I've ever seen was The Odyssey with the O Brother Where Art Thou poster as the cover and the whole 'now the basis for a major motion picture!' tagline.
MikeJF fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Dec 4, 2016 |
# ? Dec 4, 2016 03:42 |
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MikeJF posted:Best I've ever seen was The Odyssey with the O Brother Where Art Thou poster as the cover and the whole 'now the basis for a major motion picture!' tagline. That's pretty funny, because the Coens were really straightforward in saying they didn't base it off the Odyssey directly and rather the various bits of it they knew from pop culture.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 05:24 |
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Just as bad as what they did to Near Dark, post-Twilight:
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 20:26 |