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Avshalom posted:there's a whole lot of people in my life acting like i've Made It and attained nirvana by getting paid a living wage to shuffle papers from 7am to 4pm every day the people in your life are all americans?
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Avshalom posted:however because i am not currently depressed my mind goes to work on constructive alternatives to suicide and i realise that the people around me, who would never entertain the thought of removing themselves from the world even though they also have a profoundly empty and inherently harmful existence, must also die You've taken your first steps down the Way, Avshalom. Welcome.
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Avs you can always just quit and become a street preacher
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Avshalom posted:there's a whole lot of people in my life acting like i've Made It and attained nirvana by getting paid a living wage to shuffle papers from 7am to 4pm every day even though every shift just reaffirms the fact that i am a net drain on the planet's limited resources and makes a quiet suicide a more appealing prospect not just for myself but for the earth
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however i also believe in the sanctity of human life
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and so i've come up with a course of action that seamlessly integrates my moral code and my sense of existential despair... i will put laxatives in the office coffee
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I went to mariachi mass today at one of the missions in San Antonio
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together we will poo poo out our base animal urges and our mindlessly digested capitalist propaganda and be reborn as particles of light drifting high above the wasteland of our time
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Badger of Basra posted:I went to mariachi mass today at one of the missions in San Antonio
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R. Mute posted:how was it? p good although I think the priest called out the Pharisees who came to see John the Baptist just because they were curious and I was like uhhh
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Ariel Sharon has two first names and they're both for girls. Girls names.
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the follow up where they refused to apologise was even funnier imo 
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Volkerball posted:Ariel Sharon has two first names and they're both for girls. Girls names. did that make your hard-on for him less confusing?
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Volkerball posted:Ariel Sharon has two first names and they're both for girls. Girls names.
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ariel is a powerful and beautiful male name that means "lion of g-d"
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General Gabriel Ashkenazi. Now that's a man's name.
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we are dad chat but every episteme is the entire bee movie script narrated by zizek
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kustomkarkommando posted:the follow up where they refused to apologise was even funnier imo Why doesn't any newspaper run a weekly "This week in Daily Heil" article featuring the best of Lord Rothermere's goose stepping and baby eating?
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kustomkarkommando posted:the follow up where they refused to apologise was even funnier imo when does the third lack of faith leadership vote happen, and are there any bets that corbyn will take 80% of the vote yet
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Avshalom posted:had Doesn't his spirit live on in your bowels
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i have been given a holy duty to bring my countrymen to enlightenment through making GBS threads
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Volkerball posted:Doesn't his spirit live on in your bowels
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Badger of Basra posted:p good although I think the priest called out the Pharisees who came to see John the Baptist just because they were curious and I was like uhhh
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i have achieved the highest spiritual tier available to the dirt ape and gazed upon the wheels of heaven, i think to myself as i inform the system that c. large took 8.5 hours to dewater the longwall on the afternoon shift
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this 17 year old socialist JEW IMMIGRANT fleeing the Nazis said the English where nationalistic pricks!!!!
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the loving cheek
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R. Mute posted:how does that work? i don't think im up to date on my christian hot takes i think he was making fun of tourists
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i may have slipped through hitler's claws but i could not dodge the gas chamber of 21st century upper middle class ennui
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the gas chamber is your own office or cubicle, filled up with your own farts from having to eat prepackaged foods that don't agree with your digestion.
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this creeping gangrene of my neshama
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Rodatose posted:the gas chamber is your own office or cubicle, filled up with your own farts from having to eat prepackaged foods that don't agree with your digestion.
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my boss is a master at zoning out so generally i have to tell or ask him the same thing at least twice and sometimes up to 4-5 times before he stops going "mmhmm yes" and comprehends what i'm saying, which just adds to my suspicion that i actually died several months ago and this is my final trial before my spirit can move on
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"hey do you want me to close out this work order" "mmhmm" "are you sure" "mmm" "okay i'll close it out" "wait what" "this work order, i'm about to close it" "no, don't close it"
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Avshalom posted:my boss is a master at zoning out so generally i have to tell or ask him the same thing at least twice and sometimes up to 4-5 times before he stops going "mmhmm yes" and comprehends what i'm saying, which just adds to my suspicion that i actually died several months ago and this is my final trial before my spirit can move on 
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other indications include the fact that i'm translucent and can pass through solid objects
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Avshalom posted:other indications include the fact that i'm translucent and can pass through solid objects are you in scotland rn, avs, because you might just be a harry potter ghost?
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https://twitter.com/sarasidnerCNN/status/805523484465999872
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Friendly reminder that the US government has lied and broken virtually every Native American treaty and agreement at some point, so follow the mantra "Hope is a lie".
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http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/national-international/Dakota-Access-Pipeline-Denied-near-sioux-reservation-404636436.html The secretary of the Army Corps of Engineers has told Standing Rock Sioux Chairman David Archambault that the current route for the Dakota Access pipeline will be denied. Archambault cheered the decision in a statement Sunday. "I am thankful there were some leaders in the federal government that realized something was not right even though it's legal," he said. "For the first time in history...they heard our voices. This is something that will go down in history and is a blessing for all indigenous people. "I heard the Army Corps of Engineers will not grant the easement and they will reroute. "I would say that it is over."
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