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Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




David Cameron and his roommate in college?

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Build Your Own Boat
Sep 11, 2006

Drink this

Now you're like me.

Mad Hamish posted:

David Cameron and his roommate in college?

Naw, that is clearly a whole pig. Cam's not into that.

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012

I've seen this image so many times and it's only now that I realize the baby is playing with the trigger.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

Dear Prudence posted:

I've seen this image so many times and it's only now that I realize the baby is playing with the trigger.



It's just a .22 don't be a wuss

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
https://twitter.com/touhoudottxt/status/805281501722083328

i swear to god this twitter is the lowest of low-hanging fruit

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Dear Prudence posted:

I've seen this image so many times and it's only now that I realize the baby is playing with the trigger.



Wanna cuddle that dog, it looks cute and scared

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

https://twitter.com/touhoudottxt/status/805281501722083328

i swear to god this twitter is the lowest of low-hanging fruit

Ha, I used to have a @jlist_txt twitter with excerpts of product descriptions from jlist.com. Yes, it was way too easy. It also meant reading the newsfeed of new products daily :suicide:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Doin Thangs

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/EjuJ8eSl.jpg

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


He's going to sell that picture for a lot of money when the dude at the back becomes Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of England and Wales.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

I know this thread has five or six more David Cameron jokes in it. Come on, guys, don't let me down.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


I know what I expected and this surely wasn't it.

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET

It sort of looks like a pig in a blanket.

ashnjack
Jun 8, 2010

FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.
Got to ask, what's the origin of the thread title?

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
there was a furry porn picture of a furry with animal penises in place of teeth for some reason

it was supposed to be sexy

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib
AUG Thread: it was supposed to be sexy

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

ashnjack posted:

Got to ask, what's the origin of the thread title?

And the circumcision probably comes from the bizarre stories about the edit war of the Silent Hill wiki, where EVERYTHING IS A FORESKIN METAPHOR

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

Nuclear war can't come soon enough, imo

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

there was a furry porn picture of a furry with animal penises in place of teeth for some reason

it was supposed to be sexy

Did you forget that each one could have its own erection and orgasm? Cause that's what made it sexy.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Why have you read Princess Peach's Farting Problem?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

TinTower posted:

Why have you read Princess Peach's Farting Problem?

E: what got you to click on that one specifically and not the much more favorited Waluigi's Taco Stand ?

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




TinTower posted:

Why have you read Princess Peach's Farting Problem?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Wait no, the obvious choice in that selection would have been the Supernatural/Suspense classic Amy Rose's Big Butt Farting.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Fathis Munk posted:

E: what got you to click on that one specifically and not the much more favorited Waluigi's Taco Stand ?

Waluigi's Taco Stand has got five hundred and twenty-seven god damned chapters

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Waluigi's Taco Stand has got five hundred and twenty-seven god damned chapters

If you're gonna write about farts then you better be thorough.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Waluigi's Taco Stand has got five hundred and twenty-seven god damned chapters

And the word count is twice that of my masters thesis. :pwn:

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

Dear Prudence posted:

I've seen this image so many times and it's only now that I realize the baby is playing with the trigger.



If it makes you feel any better, I have that exact magazine for that exact gun and it doesn't work for poo poo.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

queserasera posted:

And the word count is twice that of my masters thesis. :pwn:

It's probably better written and more interesting too

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Is this fanfiction.net? Because I'd heard bad things about it but gently caress.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

You want worse? Think how old those people are

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

queserasera posted:

And the word count is twice that of my masters thesis. :pwn:

There's a Super Smash Bros fanfic that's over 4 million words long. I don't remember hearing about any particularly hosed up stuff in it but the very concept of someone writing 4 million words about thier self-insert mary sue fighting Mario or whoever is pretty loving AUG in and of itself.

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Oct 30, 2009

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I could only get through a little more than 2.5 million before I decided it just wasn't worth it

sports
Sep 1, 2012

Dear Prudence posted:

I've seen this image so many times and it's only now that I realize the baby is playing with the trigger.



who puts their bath mat IN the bath???!??!

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

sports posted:

who puts their bath mat IN the bath???!??!

That's a baby not a bath mat, you rear end in a top hat.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Samfucius posted:

If it makes you feel any better, I have that exact magazine for that exact gun and it doesn't work for poo poo.

:same:

Seriously, it's a POS.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

dordreff posted:

There's a Super Smash Bros fanfic that's over 4 million words long. I don't remember hearing about any particularly hosed up stuff in it but the very concept of someone writing 4 million words about thier self-insert mary sue fighting Mario or whoever is pretty loving AUG in and of itself.


https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

dordreff posted:

There's a Super Smash Bros fanfic that's over 4 million words long. I don't remember hearing about any particularly hosed up stuff in it but the very concept of someone writing 4 million words about thier self-insert mary sue fighting Mario or whoever is pretty loving AUG in and of itself.

That is many, many times longer than my doctoral dissertation.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




oldpainless posted:

I could only get through a little more than 2.5 million before I decided it just wasn't worth it

more like oldworthless amirite?

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Non Serviam posted:

And the circumcision probably comes from the bizarre stories about the edit war of the Silent Hill wiki, where EVERYTHING IS A FORESKIN METAPHOR

That was so loving funny.

http://storify.com/jasperrolls/the-silent-hill-wiki-circumcision-meltdown-of-2015/embed?header=false

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Non Serviam posted:

That is many, many times longer than my doctoral dissertation.

That is many, many times longer than basically everything.

I can't see any of those have any actual narrative or plot. I'm imagining just a seemingly endless and dispassionate list of things that happened, as told by an autist.

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