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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

HopperUK posted:

The Patrick Rothfuss thread over in TBB has convinced me that Name of the Wind is basically just Twilight for boys.

I haven't heard this comparison before, but its incredibly apt.

I like reading Kvothe's lines in Zapp's voice.

"Each woman is like an instrument, waiting to be learned, loved, and finely played."

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

MorgaineDax posted:

Thomas Kinkade's gently caress Cabin

If this isn't a thread title

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Pastry of the Year posted:

If this isn't a thread title

I seriously think that name should be made on something more permanent. Like a house, or a boat.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Even as a Name of the Wind fan, that Ferretbrain quote is especially on point. lovely boy wish fulfillment gets lauded while lovely girl wish fulfillment gets derided as the end of civilization. You want an even better example, look at how many Harry Dresden fans get huffy when you group those books in with that other big urban fantasy detective series, Anita Blake.

It was inevitable that something with as much cultural saturation as Twilight would get a backlash of some sort. But it's also true that there's a kind of person who just lives to poo poo on girl's media and the backlash gave them a lot of license to do so.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

The Twilight series is pretty cool when she forgets about the romance poo poo and pretends she's writing X-Men instead. My favourite bit is when the guy who can read minds is playing chess with the girl who can see the future. They just stare at each other over the board and eventually one of them knocks over their king :allears:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Most of the complaints I heard about Twilight were from the end of the series where things got weird like the baby and werewolf thing.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
I never heard of Name of the Wind before this thread; I heard about Twilight all the loving time from every corner. That's the main difference, Twilight became a huge success and a cultural phenomenon, so people went "well lemme just take a look at this book.... wow, pretty dumb, and actually really creepy". Wait until the movie of Name of the Wind comes out and the mainstream starts hearing about it and I bet you'll get the same response.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

muscles like this! posted:

Most of the complaints I heard about Twilight were from the end of the series where things got weird like the baby and werewolf thing.

Yeah imprinting on a fetus as a romantic partner, then the parent giving the baby to that person to raise is super hosed up

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Tunicate posted:

Yeah imprinting on a fetus as a romantic partner, then the parent giving the baby to that person to raise is super hosed up

At the same time, becoming pregnant with a monstrous vampire hybrid that is so strong it breaks your spine when it kicks is super :black101: hosed up :black101:

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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Tunicate posted:

Yeah imprinting on a fetus as a romantic partner, then the parent giving the baby to that person to raise is super hosed up

Its okay, though. She grows up faster than a human, so the werewolf only needs to raise her until she's 7 years old. :downs:

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Dienes posted:

Its okay, though. She grows up faster than a human, so the werewolf only needs to raise her until she's 7 years old. :downs:

My mother apparently read these books and watched the movies for the first time a couple months ago. She was embarrassed to admit it, but she likes relationship schlock, so I wasn't too surprised. I was surprised she actually tried to defend the imprinting thing and used the "she grew up really fast" argument. I just kept saying "and she's 7."

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Name of the Wind is absolutely Twilight for boys.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

A couple years ago I got involved in a discussion over Bella Swan (and 50 Shades of Grey's protagonist who is Bella with the serial numbers filed off, and who is the same way) and her utter inhuman way of behaving. We concluded a lot of it came down to that instead of having an emotion and behaving like she's having an emotion, she thinks to herself about how she is having an emotion. It's poor writing, of course, in the vein of "show, don't tell," but someone remarked that it when it's used repeatedly like this, it makes Bella appear like she's some sort of robot who's honestly surprised that she's having emotions at all. This sounded to us like a much better book than what Twilight actually was: the story of a girl who is a robot and doesn't realise it, struggling to fit into normal society and not really managing because she just can't understand what passes for her own emotions.

We then combined this with the only part of the book any of us found any interest in at all: the barely-there subplot of Bella not really being sure how to connect with her father. We imagined a book about Charlie Swan, small-town blue-collar mad scientist, and how he made himself a robot daughter. In his attempt to care for and protect her (mostly from herself until she learns how to be a functioning human being) he goes on to learn that the town doctor is a vampire and his best friend is a werewolf and that the town is under attack from evil forces blah blah.

I don't know if it would've been a better book than Twilight, but it probably would have been more interesting.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
My favourite not-there subplot of Twilight is how Carlisle Cullen is a completely crazy person who is trying to force his century-old family into acting like a Regular Human Family. We play family baseball! THAT IS WHAT FAMILIES DO. GO TO SCHOOL. KIDS GO TO SCHOOL. We are a happy family. A HAPPY FAMILY.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Dienes posted:

I like reading Kvothe's lines in Zapp's voice.

"Each woman is like an instrument, waiting to be learned, loved, and finely played."

If you've never done this, you're missing out. Reading Kvothe as Zapp Brannigan improves the whole experience immeasurably.

Wapole Languray
Jul 4, 2012

there wolf posted:

Even as a Name of the Wind fan, that Ferretbrain quote is especially on point. lovely boy wish fulfillment gets lauded while lovely girl wish fulfillment gets derided as the end of civilization. You want an even better example, look at how many Harry Dresden fans get huffy when you group those books in with that other big urban fantasy detective series, Anita Blake.

It was inevitable that something with as much cultural saturation as Twilight would get a backlash of some sort. But it's also true that there's a kind of person who just lives to poo poo on girl's media and the backlash gave them a lot of license to do so.

To be fair, Dresden Files is popcorn action schlock, Anita Blake is basically just pornography now.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Wapole Languray posted:

To be fair, Dresden Files is popcorn action schlock, Anita Blake is basically just pornography now.

Why is popcorn action schlock better than popcorn orgasm schlock?

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

quote:

My name is Kvothe, pronounced nearly the same as “Quothe.” Names are important as they tell you a great deal about a person. I’ve had more names than anyone has a right to.

The Adem call me Maedre. Which, depending on how it’s spoken, can mean “The Flame,” “The Thunder,” or “The Broken Tree.”

“The Flame” is obvious if you’ve ever seen me. I have red hair, bright. If I had been born a couple hundred years ago I would probably have been burned as a demon. I keep it short but it’s unruly. When left to its own devices, it sticks up and makes me look as if I have been set afire.

“The Thunder” I attribute to a strong baritone and a great deal of stage training at an early age.

I’ve never thought of “The Broken Tree” as very significant. Although in retrospect I suppose it could be considered at least partially prophetic.

My first mentor called me E’lir because I was clever and I knew it. My first real lover called me Dulator because she liked the sound of it. I have been called Shadicar, Lightfinger, and Six-String. I have been called Kvothe the Bloodless, Kvothe the Arcane, and Kvothe Kingkiller. I have earned those names. Bought and paid for them.

But I was brought up as Kvothe. My father once told me it meant “to know.”

I have, of course, been called many other things. Most of them uncouth, although very few were unearned.

I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the town of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during day. I have talked to Gods, loved women, and written songs that make the minstrels weep.

You may have heard of me.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Holy poo poo I was waiting for that to turn out to be a goon joke or something.

Sit on my Jace
Sep 9, 2016


Every one of those sentences sounds like it should have "This Troper" in front of it.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

WickedHate posted:

Holy poo poo I was waiting for that to turn out to be a goon joke or something.

Me too!

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Anil Dasharez0ne posted:

Every one of those sentences sounds like it should have "This Troper" in front of it.


quote:

This Troper's name is Kvothe, pronounced nearly the same as “Quothe.” Names are important as they tell you a great deal about a person. This Troper has had more names than anyone has a right to.

The Adem call him Maedre. Which, depending on how it’s spoken, can mean “The Flame,” “The Thunder,” or “The Broken Tree.”

“The Flame” is obvious if you’ve ever seen This Troper. He has red hair, bright. If he had been born a couple hundred years ago he would probably have been burned as a demon. This Troper keeps it short but it’s unruly. When left to its own devices, it sticks up and makes him look as if he has been set afire.

“The Thunder” he attributes to a strong baritone and a great deal of stage training at an early age.

This Troper has never thought of “The Broken Tree” as very significant. Although in retrospect he supposes it could be considered at least partially prophetic.

His first mentor called him E’lir because he was clever and he knew it. His first real lover called him Dulator because she liked the sound of it. He has been called Shadicar, Lightfinger, and Six-String. He has been called Kvothe the Bloodless, Kvothe the Arcane, and Kvothe Kingkiller. He has earned those names. Bought and paid for them.

But This Troper was brought up as Kvothe. His father once told him it meant “to know.”

He has, of course, been called many other things. Most of them uncouth, although very few were unearned.

He has stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. He burned down the town of Trebon. He has spent the night with Felurian and left with both his sanity and his life. He was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in. He treads paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during day. He has talked to Gods, loved women, and written songs that make the minstrels weep.

You may have heard of This Troper.

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Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef
I wonder if there's any way to get Billy West to read some selected passages in his Zapp voice.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I thought Eragon was Twilight for boys.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Eragon is more like knock off Star Wars.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
I haven't seen fanfic that poorly-written or blatantly gary-stuish in quite some time. Jesus.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

there wolf posted:

Why is popcorn action schlock better than popcorn orgasm schlock?

It's sort of like saying Captain America is just the same as Forrest Hump because they are both movies.

One at our books is an action adventure series, one is a lady having an orgy to cast gently caress magic while banging a wereswan and a werewolf.

Not saying one is better than the other, but there's a pretty big difference between them, regardless of them both being books.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

It's sort of like saying Captain America is just the same as Forrest Hump because they are both movies.

One at our books is an action adventure series, one is a lady having an orgy to cast gently caress magic while banging a wereswan and a werewolf.

Not saying one is better than the other, but there's a pretty big difference between them, regardless of them both being books.

They're saying both of them are low-brow wish fulfillment, which is true. They are also saying a certain type of readership passive aggressively defends one because it is wish fulfillment for men, but deride the other because it is wish fulfillment for women, which is also true.

They're both poo poo, but some people try to pretend one is less poo poo because it has less loving, and frankly if I'm reading lovely wish fulfillment that's the opposite of what is good.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

It's sort of like saying Captain America is just the same as Forrest Hump because they are both movies.

One at our books is an action adventure series, one is a lady having an orgy to cast gently caress magic while banging a wereswan and a werewolf.

Not saying one is better than the other, but there's a pretty big difference between them, regardless of them both being books.

Person with magic powers in otherwise contemporary urban setting solves mysteries. Why would anyone think those books are ever in the same genre at all...

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

See and I thought everybody knew that the Twilight backlash was because it was aimed at a female demographic. If you've read this thread from the beginning and somehow haven't clued into Twilight's hosed badness being pretty mild as far as popular fantasy writing goes, then I don't know what would do that for you.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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ryonguy posted:

They're saying both of them are low-brow wish fulfillment, which is true. They are also saying a certain type of readership passive aggressively defends one because it is wish fulfillment for men, but deride the other because it is wish fulfillment for women, which is also true.

They're both poo poo, but some people try to pretend one is less poo poo because it has less loving, and frankly if I'm reading lovely wish fulfillment that's the opposite of what is good.

Its not that Dresden is better because it has less loving. Its just that when Anita Blake shifted to urban fantasy smut (around book six, which is coincidentally when she went through a divorce and her husband and suspected co-author no longer worked with her) the writing quality went off a cliff.

Domus
May 7, 2007

Kidney Buddies
I think the issue with Twilight is not that it's Mary-Sue wish fulfillment, it's that it's pathetic wish fulfillment. Bella is just your average stupid teenager. The whole story is about her being pretty/sexy/special enough that superboys wanna gently caress her. Meanwhile boy wish fulfillment fantasy is being the most awesome at everything. It carries on to adulthood, too. Guys get James Bond. Girls get Sex and the City.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Domus posted:

I think the issue with Twilight is not that it's Mary-Sue wish fulfillment, it's that it's pathetic wish fulfillment. Bella is just your average stupid teenager. The whole story is about her being pretty/sexy/special enough that superboys wanna gently caress her. Meanwhile boy wish fulfillment fantasy is being the most awesome at everything. It carries on to adulthood, too. Guys get James Bond. Girls get Sex and the City.

... I don't even know where to start.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
I mean, besides "Source your quotes"

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef
I dunno, that's about the same point a friend of mine made when I mentioned the "Twilight for boys" comparison that was made here: one's about a guy who's amazing at everything, and the other's about a girl that stuff happens to/around.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
James Bond is not really comparable to a comedy show, imo

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

I Killed GBS posted:

James Bond is not really comparable to a comedy show, imo

Fine, but I think the larger point is reasonable, that wish-fulfillment marketed to men and women is pretty different.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Toast Museum posted:

Fine, but I think the larger point is reasonable, that wish-fulfillment marketed to men and women is pretty different.

The larger point wasn't that they were different; it was that they're better because men's fantasies are active while women's are passive. That's debatable on a couple of levels.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

there wolf posted:

The larger point wasn't that they were different; it was that they're better because men's fantasies are active while women's are passive. That's debatable on a couple of levels.

If that was the intent, then yeah, gently caress that. I took it as a comment on the different cultural conditioning of men and women.

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Toast Museum posted:

I took it as a comment on the different cultural conditioning of men and women.
It is unambiguously this; to read it otherwise is disingenuous.

"Guys get James Bond. Girls get Sex and the City." That's not saying anything about men or women, only what popular culture serves them. And it's not positive.

there wolf posted:

The larger point wasn't that they were different; it was that they're better because men's fantasies are active while women's are passive.
That wasn't remotely the point. "Fantasy" was singular, not plural, which makes a world of difference. A certain class of media is targeted differently at men and women.

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