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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Lemming posted:

I'm a California Democrat, if I touch a gun I will die

Run against them yourself or convince someone you think can do it.

Alternatively, drug them and leave them for dead in the wilderness or, even better, the desert. Liberals can't survive more than a few hours outside of major settlements.

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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Lemming posted:

I'm supposed to have 2400 characters and I already have 4400, I'm going to try to get it down to ~1500 maximum so someone might accidentally read it

You get to give a speech at some point though so captive audience :getin:

Everything else we've tried has been garbage. Full communism now, what have you got to lose?

There. Done.

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.
Confirming what we already knew, by way of fancy bar graphs: the Clinton campaign's ad messaging was poo poo.

https://twitter.com/BrendanNyhan/status/805592658718638082

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/805579874052280321

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Gonna be great to see his reaction when it's Trump.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

MizPiz posted:

Run against them yourself or convince someone you think can do it.

Alternatively, drug them and leave them for dead in the wilderness or, even better, the desert. Liberals can't survive more than a few hours outside of major settlements.

I am!!!

Doing the first thing, that is. I guess concurrently, there are 7 seats and 5 people have put their names in so far lol

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Losing the most winnable election ever certainly should qualify Hillary for something.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



She bonked into the glass ceiling with all the grace and dignity of the cardinals that fly into my patio door

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
hillary clinton lost one billion dollars to a flatulent pumpkin

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
i'm tired of yuge and bigly already, mainly cause i can't tell if people are using them ironically or not

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mister Fister posted:

Losing the most winnable election ever certainly should qualify Hillary for something.

More people in this thread need to get their story straight; was it the candidate or the message?

One can plausibly justify socialism now, socialism forever; the other, not so much.

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

radical meme posted:

More people in this thread need to get their story straight; was it the candidate or the message?

One can plausibly justify socialism now, socialism forever; the other, not so much.

the results were so marginal that you can plausibly blame basically anything and everything

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Trump should be 2016 person of the year.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


It'll be "the voters" or something weak like that

Or Pepe, lol

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen
comedy option Megyn Kelly

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

radical meme posted:

More people in this thread need to get their story straight; was it the candidate or the message?

One can plausibly justify socialism now, socialism forever; the other, not so much.

The candidate picked the message y'know

one of several reasons she was not a good candidate

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



"All that Hitler could give, he took - for a second time." :riker:

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Powercrazy posted:

Trump should be 2016 person of the year.

Unironically this. The person of the year is the one who had the most impact, and lol if you think it isnt Trump in 2016 (and Pence or Bannon in 2017)

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

radical meme posted:

More people in this thread need to get their story straight; was it the candidate or the message?

One can plausibly justify socialism now, socialism forever; the other, not so much.

What message? :smug:

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

So twitter is your only news source? I see the problem here.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Lemming posted:

I am!!!

Doing the first thing, that is. I guess concurrently, there are 7 seats and 5 people have put their names in so far lol

Well do the second thing, for good measures.

radical meme posted:

More people in this thread need to get their story straight; was it the candidate or the message?

One can plausibly justify socialism now, socialism forever; the other, not so much.

Yes

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

HannibalBarca posted:

the results were so marginal that you can plausibly blame basically anything and everything

When people talk about "why Clinton lost" it's implied they mean how she got beaten by the worst candidate in our lifetime, not what caused the 20,000 or however many votes the margin of loss was.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

:toot:

ChickenOfTomorrow has issued a correction as of 22:14 on Jan 21, 2017

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

Ace of Baes posted:

When people talk about "why Clinton lost" it's implied they mean how she got beaten by the worst candidate in our lifetime, not what caused the 20,000 or however many votes the margin of loss was.

I'm not convinced that Clinton would have lost to someone like Rubio. I think that Trump v. Clinton was a uniquely bad mismatch for her. Not claiming that she's a strong candidate, of course, but that Trump obviously scrambled the sensors, so to speak, and forced them to make unorthodox and ultimately misguided decisions in terms of messaging and strategy.

of course, the Clinton campaign basically did all they could to ensure that they would be going up against Trump rather than Rubio, so that's their own sort of stupidity.

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

HannibalBarca posted:

I'm not convinced that Clinton would have lost to someone like Rubio. I think that Trump v. Clinton was a uniquely bad mismatch for her. Not claiming that she's a strong candidate, of course, but that Trump obviously scrambled the sensors, so to speak, and forced them to make unorthodox and ultimately misguided decisions in terms of messaging and strategy.

of course, the Clinton campaign basically did all they could to ensure that they would be going up against Trump rather than Rubio, so that's their own sort of stupidity.
Under what sort of scenario does Rubio become the GOP candidate? This is important to establish before discussing this hypothetical

fake edit: ed balls

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

HannibalBarca posted:

I'm not convinced that Clinton would have lost to someone like Rubio. I think that Trump v. Clinton was a uniquely bad mismatch for her. Not claiming that she's a strong candidate, of course, but that Trump obviously scrambled the sensors, so to speak, and forced them to make unorthodox and ultimately misguided decisions in terms of messaging and strategy.

of course, the Clinton campaign basically did all they could to ensure that they would be going up against Trump rather than Rubio, so that's their own sort of stupidity.

I doubt Rubio would have been nearly as unpopular as Trump, he definitely would have gotten most of the Johnson votes, and Breitbart and Facebook would have still existed, if it was Rubio or Kasich I think she would have lost electoral+popular.

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

AceRimmer posted:

Under what sort of scenario does Rubio become the GOP candidate? This is important to establish before discussing this hypothetical

fake edit: ed balls

In a scenario where Trump doesn't run, or possibly even a scenario where Christie doesn't suicide bomb Rubio in the New Hampshire debate, I think he stood a decent shot at being the nominee. Obviously impossible to say with any degree of certainty though.

Ace of Baes posted:

I doubt Rubio would have been nearly as unpopular as Trump, he definitely would have gotten most of the Johnson votes, and Breitbart and Facebook would have still existed, if it was Rubio or Kasich I think she would have lost electoral+popular.

Kasich is a different sort of thing from Rubio in that I think Kasich would have had a lot of the same Rust Belt appeal as Trump. Rubio and Cruz, though, are much more obviously your typical Sun Belt conservatives. Rubio would have done great in Metro Atlanta, for example, where Clinton ended up beating Trump and flipping some suburban counties for the first time in decades.

There's also the fact that I think a Clinton vs. Rubio (and, probably to a lesser extent, Cruz) would ultimately have been a "normal" election where issues like income inequality would have been preeminent - basically the 2012 election all over again. Trump instead basically made the election into a referendum on white identity, to a large extent, which was validated in that white people of low educational achievement basically voted in the same patterns as Democrats had come to rely on African-Americans voting. The Clinton campaign, for its part, was all too happy to follow along this path and avoid any substantive issue debates at all in favor of making the election a referendum on Trump's personality.

Basically what I'm saying is that Clinton v. Rubio (or Cruz or maybe Jeb but Jeb probably doesn't win even in a Universe where Trump doesn't run) would have been a more "normal" election and I think that that was the sort of election that the Clinton campaign was built to deal with.

HannibalBarca has issued a correction as of 03:49 on Dec 5, 2016

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Cruz vs. Clinton might have gone either way, but that's still Clinton vs an insanely unpopular terrible candidate.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Hillary vs Rubio would be the worst rock em sock em robots ever

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


:sad:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

radical meme posted:

So twitter is your only news source? I see the problem here.

I did watch some TV Ads.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

the candidate statement is the hardest part, apart from the bit where you have to get folks there on the day to vote for you.

my candidate stuff hasn't appeared on the site yet, they seem p slow to load them

Yeah I'm working on mine now and getting someone to help me edit it, so hopefully it won't be full goon. I wonder what the actual election will be like, if it's it's actually competitive in some sense or it's like "congrats you're one of 14 people to show up, you win"

Any idea what sorts of numbers of votes you need to win?

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
You guys are just lucky that Hillary didn't have to face Jeb!

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

:toot:

ChickenOfTomorrow has issued a correction as of 22:14 on Jan 21, 2017

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
It's going to be Nigel Farage probably.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

someone who is familiar with the SF area ADEMs suggested one must be able to get at least 100 people in order to have a shot.

I can only reliably guarantee 6 people, but i'm not running in either of the SF districts so maaaaaybe it won't be that competitive? this is more of a "babbys first campaign" for me.

Lol jesus! What does "SF" area mean, exactly? I'm actually further out in the East Bay, district 16 specifically.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

jBrereton posted:

It's going to be Nigel Farage probably.

Whoever it is, they'll be right-wing. Time hasn't done journalism in 20 years.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
hot take: it'll be "the year 2016"

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Time's Person of the Year already peaked a decade ago.

MizPiz has issued a correction as of 04:43 on Dec 5, 2016

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