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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

merry exmarx posted:

john key quit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

congrats to p.m. english, which is ridiculous

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
they're probably going to win next year regardless. english is a weird choice, i feel like he won't go for it

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
if anything it's an upcoming government scandal rather than a personal one, is my guess

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

john key seems incredibly boring so i hope the scandal is something messed up

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
he's basically a likeable hillary clinton

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

merry exmarx posted:

john key quit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so who's the literal fascist that'll replace him

gotta keep up with the joneses

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

merry exmarx posted:

john key quit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pony tail pulling dungeon scoop about to hit the presses

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
let's not forget that it was my extremely popular gif what started his downfall :c00l:




Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

so who's the literal fascist that'll replace him

gotta keep up with the joneses

they're all boring technocrats… the banality of evil…

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
the entire nz political spectrum fits inside the democrat party

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
so what dumbass demagogue is gonna pop on TV and sell New Zealanders on Making New Zealand Appear on Maps Again

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

so what dumbass demagogue is gonna pop on TV and sell New Zealanders on Making New Zealand Appear on Maps Again

winston

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

merry exmarx posted:

the entire nz political spectrum fits inside the democrat party

So it's all poo poo?

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
yeah

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

My company's serving us up a thank you dinner tonight of prime rib. Probably over cooked prime rib but I'll take it since they're letting us graveyard hermits eat too.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
new chicks today :toot:

i had to euthanise one with my bare hands because it spontaneously shat out its large intestine but the others are doing well under the nurturing guardianship of petra the blue hen

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Avshalom posted:

new chicks today :toot:

i had to euthanise one with my bare hands because it spontaneously shat out its large intestine but the others are doing well under the nurturing guardianship of petra the blue hen

I've heard of choking your chicken but this is ridiculous!


:palmon:


:tipshat:

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Hollismason posted:

I've heard of choking your chicken but this is ridiculous!


:palmon:


:tipshat:

jesus christ

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Hollismason posted:

I've heard of choking your chicken but this is ridiculous!


:palmon:


:tipshat:

Yes I like this

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




What the loving hell theres like 10cm of snow outside now and theyre calling for 5cm/hr overnight.

Does it snow in New Zealand? Is their politics as boring as Canada's? Cause that might be my poo poo.

e: Actually a way more important question: Do they sell cottage rolls and ketchup ships in NZ? I dont want to have to import that.

Furnaceface fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Dec 5, 2016

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Hollismason posted:

I've heard of choking your chicken but this is ridiculous!


:palmon:


:tipshat:
mate

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i pull their heads off, it's honestly the quickest and most humane way

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Avshalom posted:

i pull their heads off, it's honestly the quickest and most humane way

:(

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Mustached Demon posted:

My company's serving us up a thank you dinner tonight of prime rib. Probably over cooked prime rib but I'll take it since they're letting us graveyard hermits eat too.

my ceo just told me to my face that holiday parties aren't worth the time or energy and we were just going to give everyone tote bags. not sure how this is going to fly

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

merry exmarx posted:

the entire nz political spectrum fits inside the democrat party

So what big companies do your pols get speaking fees from?

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
what would you eat first dadchat

split pea soup or mushroom soup

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Chelb posted:

what would you eat first dadchat

split pea soup or mushroom soup

do i get bread and what kind? this is important

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




They are going to find your CEO dead after the holidays, hanging from the outside of the building covered in tote bags.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
yes i don't enjoy killing chicks but i only do it when absolutely necessary

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Avshalom posted:

yes i don't enjoy killing chicks but i only do it when absolutely necessary

Oh whew I was worried there wasn't I

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Furnaceface posted:

They are going to find your CEO dead after the holidays, hanging from the outside of the building covered in tote bags.

i mean, there are going to be things in the tote bag, but i'm not sure if it's going to replace a catered meal and a variety of desserts and byob alcohol

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

do i get bread and what kind? this is important

potentially

would you like bread to go with your soup gojm

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Split pea soup is loving nasty while mushroom soup is amazing..

If they both will be coming from a can then I think you should opt for starvation.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Furnaceface posted:

Split pea soup is loving nasty

first the anime now this

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Peas are gross and only good in casserole. :colbert:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Avshalom posted:

i pull their heads off, it's honestly the quickest and most humane way


Why not just use shears that's what we always used for quail. For chickens as well really. Prolly a lot easier than tearing off their heads with your bear hands christ are you a bogan

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Pirate Radar posted:

So what big companies do your pols get speaking fees from?

none (until they leave politics), that would obviously be a giant conflict of interest if not outright corruption

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




merry exmarx posted:

none (until they leave politics), that would obviously be a giant conflict of interest if not outright corruption

NZ sounds pretty chill. Can I move there to escape the snow and an economy based solely on housing and oil?

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
our economy is based solely on housing and milk so w/e

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
yet another monther for eff :patriot:

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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New Zealand is the most beautiful country in the world so it has that going for it.

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