TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

unparlimentary language yinlock1!!!!

it's very presidential though, because it's about the president

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:13

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 21:49

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

on another note where are they going to find the hundreds of slaves per sandstone block

...oh

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:13

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

mannerup posted:

Is this real, MJ hasnt mentioned it yet

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:14

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Baloogan posted:

its not so much torn as morbidly amused
trump is entertaining as hell
i can assure u i wouldn't be down for Overlord Jeb!

yeah, already strapped in and watching to see what happens next

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:14

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

on another note where are they going to find the hundreds of slaves per sandstone block

...oh

i think you mean "illegals paying back their debt to america"

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:15

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/HenryKrinkIe/status/805119557207818240/video/1

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:16

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

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Oiled and Ready posted:

Is this real, MJ hasnt mentioned it yet

https://twitter.com/AP/status/805732212398243840

halperin tweeted about it 15 minutes ago, guess he didn't bring it up on MJ since they are catching up on a ton of news right now

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:18

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

So, where in the line of succession is Carson?

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:19

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/805732212398243840

halperin tweeted it 15 minutes ago, guess he didn't bring it up on MJ since they are catching up on a ton of news right now

I missed the top of the show, he may have

This is actually not that bad imo considering it will keep sleepy doctor away from HHS

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:20

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

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Oiled and Ready posted:

I missed the top of the show, he may have

This is actually not that bad imo considering it will keep sleepy doctor away from HHS

still watching since the start, didn't come up. they led in with trump's china/taiwan tweets and call.

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:21

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Baloogan posted:

So, where in the line of succession is Carson?

12th!!!

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:21

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

And y'all think this isn't nuts?

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:23

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

hey some of us are just hoping for lavos to emerge from the magmatic core and put us out of our misery

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:23

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Baloogan posted:

And y'all think this isn't nuts?

it's not any more nuts than the past *looks at watch* 18 months

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:25

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Dr. Ben Carson will be in charge of a $48.3 billion a year department

Also, Abe will be visiting Pearl Harbor, because Trump needs him to bury the hatchet I guess

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:25

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Doctor Spaceman posted:

it's not any more nuts than the past *looks at watch* 18 months

Ben Carson. BEN CARSON. 12th in line for the nukes and commander in chief of the strongest military on earth because he wanted to sell his book.

b e n c a r s o n

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:27

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Oiled and Ready posted:

Dr. Ben Carson will be in charge of a $48.3 billion a year department

*twitch*
*twitch*

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:27

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

48.3 billion dollars a year to construct pyramids for unused subsidized corn kernels made from captured illegals forced into slave labor

the future!!!!!!!

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:28

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

alex jones' grandchildren will be communists imo

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:30

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

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deadgoon posted:

alex jones' grandchildren will be communists imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vb6K3ldilo

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:31

Serf: May 5, 2011

I suppose that in the grand scheme of poo poo That Happened in 2016, doctor ben carson being appointed to secretary of HUD is just another thing to put on the pile of Nothing Matters

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:34

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

quote:

Asked to explain his remarks on CNN on Friday, Carson said he was referring to Americans "who take the disadvantaged people in our country and say, 'You poor little thing, I’m going to give you everything that you possibly need.'"

"That’s not helping those people, and all that you have to do is look what's happened since the Great Society programs of Lyndon Johnson. We’ve spent $19 trillion and we have 10 times more people on food stamps, more people in poverty, more broken homes, out of wedlock births, crime, incarceration. Everything is not only worse, it’s much worse. You’d have to be kind of stupid to look at that and not realize that that’s a failure and to say we just didn’t do enough of it. That’s what I call stupid," he told CNN on Friday.

[HUD]... was founded as a Cabinet department in 1965, as part of the "Great Society" program of President Lyndon Johnson,

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:36

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

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♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

short list was down to "two to four" a week ago

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:38

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Oiled and Ready posted:

[HUD]... was founded as a Cabinet department in 1965, as part of the "Great Society" program of President Lyndon Johnson,

gonna look forward to all but the coastal areas literally dying from hunger due to cessation of food stamp programs and ebt while ben carson builds his pharaoh outfit to lay claim on the slave labor pyramids in the United States holding all the food he will have in hell

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:37

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

poo poo WAS ALMOST GOOD TODAY

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:39

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

FUUUUUUUCCCCKKK!!'

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:40

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

thecluckmeme posted:

FUUUUUUUCCCCKKK!!'

_{_{_{nothing matters}}}

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:41

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

i'm sure everyone is overreacting, the system is as rational and legitimate as it has always been

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:42

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

deadgoon posted:

i'm sure everyone is overreacting, the system is as rational and legitimate as it has always been

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:43

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

mannerup posted:

short list was down to "two to four" a week ago

8 old white men?

It's gonna be a woman. Trump loves having women be his emissaries, and that's all he sees SoS as. I'm still gonna guess Gabbard.

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:43

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:43

Serf: May 5, 2011

Oiled and Ready posted:

[HUD]... was founded as a Cabinet department in 1965, as part of the "Great Society" program of President Lyndon Johnson,

hey you know what will help the poor and destitute? a pat on the head and a "you go get 'em buddy"

wonder when we'll actually start talking about starvation in America again

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:43

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nReqeBSp_WY

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:47

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

you can keep the change!!

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:47

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

when people are hungry they are willing to fight and america is country full of guns

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:48

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

remember when cannibal raiders had only spears

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:48

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

deadgoon posted:

when people are hungry they are willing to fight and america is country full of guns

and they have an appetite

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:50

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Serf posted:

I suppose that in the grand scheme of poo poo That Happened in 2016, doctor ben carson being appointed to secretary of HUD is just another thing to put on the pile of Nothing Matters

no i think it does matter, actually

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:55

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

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♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Oiled and Ready posted:

8 old white men?

It's gonna be a woman. Trump loves having women be his emissaries, and that's all he sees SoS as. I'm still gonna guess Gabbard.

don't see gabbard getting chosen, speculation only ramped up during her trump tower meeting and she is currently at the pipeline protest.

she is a favorite among supporters though

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:55

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FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

remember when cannibal raiders had only spears

Racist.

# ? Dec 5, 2016 12:56

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