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Your Gay Uncle posted:My favorite callout thread was when someone from the diving sub forum got an insanely technical, detailed call out from another diver . It was something like " Goon Diver 666 only submerge dives with a psi 134 mask " with the other goon responding in kind with an equally technical comeback. It quickly devolved into just the two of them slap fighting over diving with all the HD superstars just looking on kind of baffled, trying to figure out who to call a human being. This sounds loving magical.
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Rhyno posted:This sounds loving magical. I've seen at least one of the posts. They are completely and utterly indecipherable to me, a non-diver, and yet you can feel the scathing pure contempt from each and every sentence. To hear they blew away the diving forum too is just beautiful.
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Powaqoatse posted:were helldump and dpph really concurrent? i remember the former but i never experienced SA as.. a.... porn-hub As others said, DPPH, NMP3s and the video forums were well before Helldump. On that note, the tears and fury from people who paid their $10 to join just for the filez was loving great when they realized they came on right as all that poo poo went. Especially funny when they complained that they joined just to DL poo poo and promptly ate a ban.
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Palpek posted:People remember the successful helldump threads some of which were funny. However, the rest so like 90% of the forum was trash and while every subforum has its own ratio of signal to noise, the noise of helldump was extremely bad because of the subject matter. It didn't help that like half of the people that posted there sooner or later got threads created about themselves and rightfully so because helldump would draw in a certain type of goon. It's probably because the super success threads were preserved but all the cruft was discarded. I don't recall Crumbunist or Boniface ever getting their own threads, IIRC those were the main two guys running Helldump. As far as I know Crumbunist to this day remains untouchable and Boniface writes for Breitbart now or some poo poo?
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VanSandman posted:I've seen at least one of the posts. They are completely and utterly indecipherable to me, a non-diver, and yet you can feel the scathing pure contempt from each and every sentence. To hear they blew away the diving forum too is just beautiful. Oh I expect it would make little to no sense to me at all. But It still sounds amazing.
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I Said No posted:Boniface writes for Breitbart now or some poo poo? The Guardian and Rolling Stone I believe. He also popped up on MSNBC to review Mike Huckabee's book: http://www.msnbc.com/all-in/watch/god--guns--grits-and-gravy-book-review-555968067843
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The porn threads pretty much stopped right before I finally caved and registered, but I kinda miss the crazy way they would go, where someone would request things with very vague descriptions like "I'm looking for some scene with a girl in a blue top with black hair taking it from behind" or something, and there would be people immediately jumping in with ideas, and like, 85% of the time they'd be DEAD RIGHT. Like SA became the land of the porn psychics.
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Grandmother of Five posted:nah, you're right. the porn and filesharing forums got closed down before helldump got made. i was just trying to say that weirdo call-outs and doxxing happened way before Helldump and was never confined to it, not least because of dpph (the porn forum) which was closed before helldump was made. Helldump had some interesting and weirdly fascinating stuff, and stuff that crossed the line, but it really wasn't unique imo with internet-detective stuff, it just had a distinct theme. thx & ya i wanna second that. obv the forums are still bad and crap, but the reasons why are becoming more acceptable to me.
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Choco1980 posted:The porn threads pretty much stopped right before I finally caved and registered, but I kinda miss the crazy way they would go, where someone would request things with very vague descriptions like "I'm looking for some scene with a girl in a blue top with black hair taking it from behind" or something, and there would be people immediately jumping in with ideas, and like, 85% of the time they'd be DEAD RIGHT. Like SA became the land of the porn psychics. same users as the old pornthreads probably too
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Choco1980 posted:The porn threads pretty much stopped right before I finally caved and registered, but I kinda miss the crazy way they would go, where someone would request things with very vague descriptions like "I'm looking for some scene with a girl in a blue top with black hair taking it from behind" or something, and there would be people immediately jumping in with ideas, and like, 85% of the time they'd be DEAD RIGHT. Like SA became the land of the porn psychics. crumbonist
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I Said No posted:It's probably because the super success threads were preserved but all the cruft was discarded. Boniface was also Mobute in FYAD so when they found out he used to be Boniface/published that "I am not a Genocidal Maniac" article revealing he was Jeb Lund they definitely had threads disowning and mocking him. This was a few years after HD shut down though and FYAD was never a huge fan of it in the first place for the most part 
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Guy Mann posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdd74kLxgGo I believe it's Slowbeef @2:13. If he's managed to become a well-adjusted functioning adult person, there's hope for all other goons in the video.
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purple death ray posted:There is definitely no hope for some of those fuckers Yeah, some of them are probably already dead 
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Guy Mann posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdd74kLxgGo What is/was "gooncon 2K2"
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Thin Privilege posted:What is/was "gooncon 2K2" Goon Convention 2002. You can see photos from it here: http://wangzang.com/gallery/gooncon_2002/img_1345_sm
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Paladinus posted:Goon Convention 2002. I can recognize maybe 3 people in that album, only one for sure. And he's dead now. EDIT: I think it was from a later gooncon but there's a great picture of a redhead and behind her is a woman with black hair looking at her with utter loathing and flipping her off. One of them had hamster in the name maybe? Vanadium Dame has a new favorite as of 16:29 on Dec 5, 2016 |
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Guy Mann posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdd74kLxgGo is...is that a gang rape beginning about halfway through the video?
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Choco1980 posted:is...is that a gang rape beginning about halfway through the video? Goon love is the best love.
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Markoff Chaney posted:EDIT: I think it was from a later gooncon but there's a great picture of a redhead and behind her is a woman with black hair looking at her with utter loathing and flipping her off. One of them had hamster in the name maybe? I know exactly the picture you're talking about. It's the same redhead that got gangraped in the video above, actually. e: found it http://i.imgur.com/DGVJv.jpg e2: also http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=746 CloFan has a new favorite as of 18:04 on Dec 5, 2016 |
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CloFan posted:I know exactly the picture you're talking about. It's the same redhead that got gangraped in the video above, actually. That's it! I had totally forgot Geckolios name
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Paladinus posted:Goon Convention 2002. I don't understand... That's like 2.5 years after SA started. A con? Really?
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Paladinus posted:Goon Convention 2002.
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Casimir Radon posted:Nobody in there is monstrously ugly or fat. Are you sure that's an SA con? 2002 fat was a might smaller than 2016 fat
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Your Gay Uncle posted:My favorite callout thread was when someone from the diving sub forum got an insanely technical, detailed call out from another diver . It was something like " Goon Diver 666 only submerge dives with a psi 134 mask " with the other goon responding in kind with an equally technical comeback. It quickly devolved into just the two of them slap fighting over diving with all the HD superstars just looking on kind of baffled, trying to figure out who to call a human being. That thread was called "Zocrowes is an egregious stroke", and I have no idea where it is, unfortunately. It was hilarious. edit: never mind, here it is -- thank you to the person who PMed me the link 
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Heath posted:2002 fat was a might smaller than 2016 fat
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I'm not sure it qualifies as a "saga" but the Kuuenbu Helldump thread was what got me to pony up and join the forums. Occasionally, I'll google his name and, since he uses the same name everywhere he posts, I'll discover him still posting the same poo poo about videogames and speed metal. Dude doesn't seem to have evolved at all. The Dollfucker thing WAS a saga though. I think there were three threads and they finally got squashed once TigerMojo or someone actually got goons involved in his life on some level, or something like that. If I remember right, the Kevin Havens saga died an abrupt and unsatisfying premature death. When the thread(s) ended, he was (I think) homeless, fired from his "caretaker" job and was still carrying his dolls around with him in Hefty bags or some poo poo. Or maybe they were in storage. Near the end of the whole thing, I recall his brother posting here for a bit. He was trying to help his brother in some way but there was no getting through to him. Kevin's trapezoid mouth was amongst the least of his problems. Watching it unfold was fascinating though. Also, nthing Two Worlds because holy poo poo. I vacillated between feeling genuinely sorry for the guy and wanting to punch him his loving face. The dude just ultimately had no filter whatsoever, seemed to think everything was about him and just kept going out of his way to publish the most embarrassing details about his inability to live anything resembling a regular life, warts and all. It was fascinating and sad at the same time, like a lot of SA threads are. I've known people like this IRL and they just never seem to get it. Calm the gently caress down, quit posting every thought you have on the internet, etc. I bet he's really into Facebook these days.
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Guy Mann posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdd74kLxgGo In related videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdUHDDj7fhk
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My favorite video. What is SomethingAwful about? Popups. Popups, pop-unders, flash ads, porn ads, porn ads with sound.
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Oh god, the quotes thread reminded me of the heroin thread in TCC that FYAD made fun of. That thread was one of the most hosed up things.quote:The allure to it, it's the loving high, what do you think? The thing that stops most people from doing heroin ESPECIALLY IVing heroin is the stigma. If you can get over that stigma, then it's smooth sailing. quote:I have this problem where... I really want to try heroin again. I did it twice very casually about a year ago, but for all intents and purposes it's like I never tried it because I never really felt the effects - I don't know why. No one around me really understands what it's like to want to do drugs. It's frustrating. I feel like my family and the few friends I have just don't understand the notion of wanting to get high, and specifically, wanting to do something as dangerous and addictive as heroin. It's like saying I want to drink bleach or something - it just doesn't make sense to them. quote:I have to warn you though, that high doses of this stuff can do things to you. The other day, I took a lot. I had some in the early AM, and then redosed, which is stupid. Even with it feeling like I was sober, redosing shot me to some level I wasn't even ready for. I knew this would happen, but I thought I could handle it. I started throwing up at one point, and my wife helped me into the bathroom and was trying to undress me so I could get in the shower. I thought a "simulation" was playing in my head, which is very common for me. Not thinking something is a simulation, but having fake things happen when I drift off. For whatever loving reason, the way I chose to prove to myself that this wasn't real was to hit my wife. I'll say that again in case you don't understand. I WAS SO HIGH I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO PUNCH MY WIFE IN THE BACK OF THE NECK TO PROVE THAT WHAT I WAS EXPERIENCING WAS NOT REAL. I felt/feel like loving poo poo. I've never hit anyone before. I've never even been in a fight. That's just from the first 2 pages and that thing went deep including people losing body parts and a kid running freely during his parents' drug party.
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Punkin Spunkin posted:HOly poo poo I had no idea there were eurogooncons Some decent, funny people, but the usual awkwardness that comes when meeting people from the Internet is magnified when they speak broken English.
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