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This thread makes me both happy I am single, and loving baffled that some of these wastes of life have managed to hold down relationships for multiple years.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:06 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 07:39 |
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quote:My (19M) girlfriend (17F) met her celebrity crush and talked to him for an hour. She now wants to break up. Went from to pretty quick
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:10 |
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Man, that bleak house aunt story takes on a whole new light when you find out that this is actually the second time that the too-young narrator's gotten knocked up, meaning this isn't a regular "accidental teen pregnancy" situation and that they've been planning for a kid since she was at least 17. That whole family reads like a dysfunctional nightmare.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:17 |
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Well, the statute of limitations one has an easy and concise answer! There is no statute of limitations on murder or attempted murder in the US. HTH. Manslaughter, fuzzy on.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:18 |
I'm thankful I'm able to share stories from this thread with the guy I'm dating cause he loves hosed up people being awful just as much as I do. #blessed
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:18 |
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#justschadenfreudethings
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:20 |
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My favorite post so far was one from way back where an insecure dude discovered his online girlfriend is super hot IRL and now he has no idea what to do. People kept saying he just has to ride it out and be happy that she really does like him. It's my favorite because he's not going to do that. People who are so terminally insecure that they can't believe that a beautiful person likes them cannot value that person objectively. They're too afraid of them. The magnitude of the failure that would be managing to lose them is going to win out in your brain every single time, because if you can't keep them, you really obviously are just as worthless (and probably more) than you already think you are. Or so that's how it plays out in the brain, anyway.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:37 |
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Me [21F] with my BF [27 M] , 1 year, found he's been searching the "massive cock" subreddit
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:38 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Me [21F] with my BF [27 M] , 1 year, found he's been searching the "massive cock" subreddit Me [24 M] with my GF [24 F] 5 years, sex is bad quote:Me and my gf have been together for 5 years. In the honeymoon phase, the sex was really good. After a while, it started to worsen. She recently talked to me and said that if it doesn't improve she wants to break up.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:43 |
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Mordja posted:Man, that bleak house aunt story takes on a whole new light when you find out that this is actually the second time that the too-young narrator's gotten knocked up, meaning this isn't a regular "accidental teen pregnancy" situation and that they've been planning for a kid since she was at least 17. That whole family reads like a dysfunctional nightmare. What what WHAT?
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:47 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:What what WHAT? Hey, it's in that followup you posted. quote:She told her kids that my therapy dog (who my husband got for me as a gift after we had a miscarriage last year) was "their dog too".
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:50 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I like that all the comments are "he's probably just checking if he's the same size--I do it too!" Trying to figure out if they refuse to have sex in their bedroom, or if the guy is romanticizing loving in the kitchen or something.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:51 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:...wtf is the least sexy place possible? Are they living with parents and too scared to have sex in their parents house so they go out to the car? Or do they think "the bedroom" is the least sexy place possible? My guess was the backseat of a car or a bathroom or something. They both probably live at home.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:53 |
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Mordja posted:Hey, it's in that followup you posted. Well then, I guess my brain chose not to make that connection, she didn't post her age in the babybumps post so maybe that's why
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:54 |
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Reading all that makes me think (hope) that she meant to type 28 and hit 1 instead of 2.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:57 |
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Pussy Quipped posted:My guess was the backseat of a car or a bathroom or something. They both probably live at home.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:57 |
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I [28/M] read r/relationships stories with my gf [27/f] and now she won't stop instructing me to "berth ell pup."
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:58 |
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100 degrees Calcium posted:I [28/M] read r/relationships stories with my gf [27/f] and now she won't stop instructing me to "berth ell pup." You should open the relationship and have a child, concurrently. Maybe move countries too.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 21:02 |
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100 degrees Calcium posted:I [28/M] read r/relationships stories with my gf [27/f] and now she won't stop instructing me to "berth ell pup."
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 21:10 |
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WampaLord posted:This thread makes me both happy I am single, and loving baffled that some of these wastes of life have managed to hold down relationships for multiple years. For me this thread is cathartic in that it not only confirms to me that all the factors which play into my horrible self esteem and fear of close relationships are actually real, and something to be truly ashamed of. It also confirms that even with all of my inherent horrible qualities, if I wanted to I could probably find someone who loves me for some reason, and only after years of destroying their sense of self with my own neuroses will they finally reluctantly post a thread on the internet asking if this is okay. I mean, I am awful, but at least I keep my awfulness isolated to my own life. What are some of these people even thinking?
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 21:17 |
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100 degrees Calcium posted:I [35/M] read r/relationships stories with my gf [20/f] of 5 years and now she won't stop instructing me to "berth ell pup." ftfy
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 21:30 |
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loquacius posted:I tried telling my wife the story of the girl whose boyfriend's sister sent her an email saying "my brother is planning on proposing to you; I need you to turn him down because he is younger than me and it's not fair" Get a kid.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 21:33 |
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Syncopated posted:Get a kid. Hes childfree.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 21:43 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Me [21F] with my BF [27 M] , 1 year, found he's been searching the "massive cock" subreddit nothing wrong with this
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 21:47 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Me [21F] with my BF [27 M] , 1 year, found he's been searching the "massive cock" subreddit The man just wants some chicken. Ease up woman!
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 21:50 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:...wtf is the least sexy place possible? In a pussy
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 21:55 |
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:In a pussy
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 22:01 |
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Want a sad manchild one? Yeah you do. Read the description first then check the ages. My (30/F) boyfriend (43/M) is leaving me at 9 months pregnant over a table. quote:I don't know where to begin, so I guess I'll start with yesterday and the incident that started it all.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 22:04 |
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I've seen more fights at a Home Goods when I worked there than anywhere else, place is no joke especially when two people see the same lamp or whatever at the same time and then they brawl over it like dogs.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 22:08 |
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Lockback posted:Want a Come on people. This poo poo's not funny or interesting to read, it just makes people sad. quote:The ride home was so awful, it feels like it was just a dream or a night mare. He told me how much he hates me, that I trapped him and that he doesn't want our daughter. I was crying, visibly extremely upset and he just got angier and angrier. As I was getting out of the car after being berated for fifteen minutes, he threw my stuff on the ground and said get out of the car you stupid oval office I hope you die. I wish you were dead, die die die, I hate you. I picked up my stuff and walked into the house. He peeled out of the driveway like a bat out of hell, screaming that he's never coming back, calling me a bitch, etc. Durr, this sounds like great poo poo for SA! What a barrel of laughs!
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 22:08 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I've seen more fights at a Home Goods when I worked there than anywhere else, place is no joke especially when two people see the same lamp or whatever at the same time and then they brawl over it like dogs. This ain't that, guy is a psycho
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 22:10 |
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That guy is a loving prick but I dunno if I get manchild - no mention of warhammer or whatever. Just tension over an unplanned pregnancy which I have to imagine is ageless. Honestly we really hosed up our society by not enshrining a moral framework that actively encourages abortion in cases where the parents aren't really really sure. Having a child is a big loving deal and so many people just shrug and say "eh why not" when presented with the possibility.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 22:10 |
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Poor woman is even like it, I wish I hadn't gone. Not, I wish that he were not so loving evil It is worth reflecting on how you feel when someone does this to you, if no one has ever berated you I'm gone on and on and on and on of you because you accidentally got the wrong kind of coffee or something, it is absolutely disorienting, it makes you feel like a crazy person and it can drive you to the brink
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 22:10 |
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Lockback posted:Want a sad manchild one? Yeah you do. Read the description first then check the ages.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 22:11 |
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WampaLord posted:Come on people. This poo poo's not funny or interesting to read, it just makes people sad. I skimmed this when I saw it in the original page and somehow skipped that paragraph...yikes.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 22:13 |
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I never do anything on the level of stories like that, but reading them reminds me that I control my temper poorly and I'm genuinely concerned that I'm an r/relationships post waiting to happen. To prove how sick I am, I've noticed a direct correlation between the posts I find most fascinating and the posts that WampaLord gripes about.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 22:15 |
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People with borderline personality disorder need to be medicated and go to therapy.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 22:15 |
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It's so weird to me that there's a mental condition which is just "makes you a jackass, incapable of keeping it together for more than a few months without deeply and unapologetically hurting the people who love you."
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 22:17 |
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Ok, agreed, not as much of a manchild thing but the dude threw a huge blaming tantrum because he couldn't talk about not being ready for a kid 9 months too late. I do hope she gets him out of her life. I see why my preface sounded more like it was a funny thing when I was really posting a broken person thing. Here's one about a college kid who stuck his dick in crazy and now he's confused about it. I feel like this is just a right of passage at some point. Though he should probably reconsider "perfect" here.... Pretty sure this perfect girl (22F) is playing me (20M) but she's being so dramatic about it quote:So this girl approached me at a student night in a club. She was very forward/flirtatious and not to mention she's a stunner. We ended up having sex that night and she texted me the next day. We kind of entered this whirlwind romance type thing that was pretty loving intense for 8-9 weeks. Lots of amazing sex, lots of cuddles, lots of talking, lots of feelings.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 22:17 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 07:39 |
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100 degrees Calcium posted:To prove how sick I am, I've noticed a direct correlation between the posts I find most fascinating and the posts that WampaLord gripes about. I hope everyone understands why I'm griping, but if the thread is overall cool with posting the worst/abusive threads, I'll stop.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 22:18 |