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Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

GlyphGryph posted:

I am unfamiliar with "HENRY mother fuckers", who is that.

High Earner, Not Rich Yet

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Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

GlyphGryph posted:

I am unfamiliar with "HENRY mother fuckers", who is that.

HENRY - High Earner, Not Rich Yet. People with 6 figure salaries who still claim to be just getting by, and higher taxes would be too much of a burden.

Mother fuckers - people who actively engage in the loving of mothers, implicitly their own, but the term is acceptable for other people's mothers.

surfacelevelspeck
Oct 1, 2008

communism's sleepiest soldier


Posted my huge-rear end :effort: post from this morning with some additional information. Are you going to update the glyphgryph.com website any time soon, btw? It doesn't look like it's changed since the 17th.

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Fulchrum posted:

HENRY - High Earner, Not Rich Yet. People with 6 figure salaries who still claim to be just getting by, and higher taxes would be too much of a burden.

Mother fuckers - they actively engage in the loving, of mothers.

see, even Fulchrum can get on board hating on HENRYs. there's hope for the Democratic party!

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

MaxxBot posted:

MIGF is a woman?



The though of someone seriously thinking this is just :psyduck: to me though. It's as if their takeaway from the election is that the candidate wasn't enough of a corrupt, establishment insider with no ideology beyond personal political power.

This is a really elaborate attempt to get him out of office right?

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Im sure that big banks, who have a storied history of loving poor people to death, and have secured spots on Trumps cabinet, will definitely become good and cool over the next 4 years.

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

I dunno, classifying those people as poor because they aren't capable of accruing wealth despite having every possible advantage seems like a win/win since they'd probably hate it. And accidentally pulling a few "wealthy" people into the financially struggling bracket is better than accidentally putting a large number of struggling people into the "wealthy" bracket?

Also, I have trouble believing any of those people are failing to accrue significant net wealth each year, but if they are making that much money and still somehow manage not to have any, well, at least they're probably contributing to paying people who need it with all that cash their throwing around so I can't complain too much.

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
We need to get off of targeting bankers, and focus on the real enemy, impoverished blue collar workers living in dying rural economies.

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Ace of Baes posted:

We need to get off of targeting bankers, and focus on the real enemy, impoverished blue collar workers living in dying rural economies.

they deserve what they get because they didn't get good enough grades in high school to find a real job.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Ace of Baes posted:

We need to get off of targeting bankers, and focus on the real enemy, impoverished blue collar workers living in dying rural economies.
--huffpost article

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


comingafteryouall posted:

they deserve what they get because they didn't get good enough grades in high school to find a real job.

now let me go spend all of my money giving my children every possible advantage in education to make sure they don't fail.

Serf
May 5, 2011


lol I know that gif isn't serious but six hundred fifty grand is like more than I will make in the rest of my lifetime

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

GlyphGryph posted:

I dunno, classifying those people as poor because they aren't capable of accruing wealth despite having every possible advantage seems like a win/win since they'd probably hate it. And accidentally pulling a few "wealthy" people into the financially struggling bracket is better than accidentally putting a large number of struggling people into the "wealthy" bracket?

Also, I have trouble believing any of those people are failing to accrue significant net wealth each year, but if they are making that much money and still somehow manage not to have any, well, at least they're probably contributing to paying people who need it with all that cash their throwing around so I can't complain too much.

They're a statistically irrelevant group I would imagine but they are definitely out there. fwiw the only people I know that fit this are people that came from upper middle-class backgrounds that are bankrupting themselves to live their parents lifestyle of country clubs and vacations on incomes that don't come near what their parents make or work in the energy sector and set a personal budget based on $100/bbl oil. Either way, its fun to watch.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Lemming posted:

Uh, what are you talking about? That's not what I'm saying, at all. Increasing productivity is good, generally, because it allows people to produce more value of stuff, which could potentially raise the standard of living for everyone. The problem is that the mechanism that distributes the resulting extra stuff is all hosed up. You can fix that mechanism without stopping improvements in productivity, which is generally the result of improving technology.

We should absolutely always be striving for productivity gains. We mostly get that not through people working more hours or whatever, though. I don't really know what you're proposing should be done, such that it would cause productivity to level out but wages to increase. I'm saying we redistribute the value produced through taxes and stuff.



Fix this graph.

We don't need more productivity.

E: fix this graph works on two levels!

Nix Panicus has issued a correction as of 22:37 on Dec 5, 2016

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Reasons Hillary Clinton Lost:
* Racism
* Sexism
* Bernie Bros
* Jill Stein
* CNN
* James Comey
* Russia
* Julian Assange
* Reddit
* Leftists
* 14 year-old Macedonians

Not-Reasons Hillary Clinton Lost:
*Hillary Clinton
*The Democratic Party
*Ignoring the working class

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Not a Step posted:



Fix this graph.

We don't need more productivity.

I don't even know what you're talking about anymore, man. Look at the first part of the graph, where both go up. You don't have to stop productivity gains to increase wages. Improved productivity is always good, with a system that equitably distributes resources it'll eventually mean nobody will have to work at all. The problem starts and ends with the gains of that increased productivity going to the pockets of the few.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Serf posted:

lol I know that gif isn't serious but six hundred fifty grand is like more than I will make in the rest of my lifetime

Gif isn't serious, the figures are, or at least were. The drawings and the income levels were from a WSJ article about how the "average person" would be "devestated" by the expiring Bush tax cuts.

The retired couple had no change to their tax level, and they still look like someone told them their son has been killed in the bathroom of a porn shop.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

GlyphGryph posted:

I dunno, classifying those people as poor because they aren't capable of accruing wealth despite having every possible advantage seems like a win/win since they'd probably hate it. And accidentally pulling a few "wealthy" people into the financially struggling bracket is better than accidentally putting a large number of struggling people into the "wealthy" bracket?

Also, I have trouble believing any of those people are failing to accrue significant net wealth each year, but if they are making that much money and still somehow manage not to have any, well, at least they're probably contributing to paying people who need it with all that cash their throwing around so I can't complain too much.

here's the actual infographic from wsj




my fav is the retired couple who have six figures of non-investment income

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Serf posted:

lol I know that gif isn't serious but six hundred fifty grand is like more than I will make in the rest of my lifetime

The New York Times actually made that and it was real, the gif just makes fun of it but I don't think it changed the amounts. I can't find the original right now but maybe somebody has it saved somewhere.

edit: I guess that's why I couldn't find it, wrong newspaper.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Thoguh posted:

The New York Times actually made that and it was real, the gif just makes fun of it but I don't think it changed the amounts. I can't find the original right now but maybe somebody has it saved somewhere.

edit: I guess that's why I couldn't find it, wrong newspaper.

Even the times couldn't be that freaking dense.

Serf
May 5, 2011


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

here's the actual infographic from wsj




my fav is the retired couple who have six figures of non-investment income

and now I've gone cross-eyed

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

here's the actual infographic from wsj




my fav is the retired couple who have six figures of non-investment income

oh my god the sad, sad people who are making 180k in investment income. we need to make some commercials like the animal abuse ones, replace the sad dogs and cats with sad rich people in their giant houses

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
The example with the lowest income ($180,000/y) makes more than 96% of the country, and that's going by 2015 data.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Lemming posted:

I don't even know what you're talking about anymore, man. Look at the first part of the graph, where both go up. You don't have to stop productivity gains to increase wages. Improved productivity is always good, with a system that equitably distributes resources it'll eventually mean nobody will have to work at all. The problem starts and ends with the gains of that increased productivity going to the pockets of the few.

What Im saying is that wage gains are so far disconnected from productivity gains that we need a period or readjustment where we just pay everyone more for the work they already do to make wages and productivity track again. Instead of stagnant wages and increasing productivity, we need increasing wages and stagnant productivity until wages catch up again.

Pay for it with the blood of bankers.

And again, the mechanism for equitably distributing resources among workers IS WAGES. Thats the mechanism. Pay people for the work they do! And improved productivity is *NOT* always good. Its exactly as good as the improvement to the social good that productivity brings!

Serf
May 5, 2011


won't anyone think of the poor executives making 200k a year who will have to pay 3k more in taxes lmao

that's two month's wages for me before taxes are you kidding

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Not a Step posted:

What Im saying is that wage gains are so far disconnected from productivity gains that we need a period or readjustment where we just pay everyone more for the work they already do to make wages and productivity track again. Instead of stagnant wages and increasing productivity, we need increasing wages and stagnant productivity until wages catch up again.

Pay for it with the blood of bankers.

And again, the mechanism for equitably distributing resources among workers IS WAGES. Thats the mechanism. Pay people for the work they do! And improved productivity is *NOT* always good. Its exactly as good as the improvement to the social good that productivity brings!

This is like saying that we need to stop putting on pants until it rains again. This doesn't follow at all. The point is that we give the factories back to the workers, we don't need to smash any machines. Raising wages won't decrease productivity. Productivity itself is not affected by wages.

You fundamentally don't seem to understand that wages and productivity should correlate, but they aren't inherently causative.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

GlyphGryph posted:

I am unfamiliar with "HENRY mother fuckers", who is that.

"High Earner, Not Rich Yet"

its a term coined by people who make "only" six or seven figures but think they shouldn't be called "rich" since they only have one yacht

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Lemming posted:

High Earner, Not Rich Yet



poor Henry :smith:

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Ace of Baes posted:

The example with the lowest income ($180,000/y) makes more than 96% of the country, and that's going by 2015 data.

But Ace, I'm sure they must be contributing to paying people who need it with all their cash, so we can't complain too much.

And it must be better to call these guys poor and struggling than to accidentally call those who DO need their $400,000 a year salaries rich.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

oh woe is me, I make $260,000 a year and will have $3000 less next year if those horrible dastardly Democrats have their way :smith:

Look at my adorable children! If I am taxed a little more, I won't be able to afford a live-in nanny and monthly housekeepers and will have to actually raise them myself (like all those lucky-ducky single parents who won't be affected)! Okay, I lied, I'll still be able to afford the staff, but I won't be able to invest as much and will have to retire at 60 instead of 55 and that's still pretty bad right? LOOK AT MY ADORABLE CHILDREN

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
lotta people itt who don't understand the struggle it is to send 4 kids to private school and buy new luxury vehicles every 2 years

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Lemming posted:

This is like saying that we need to stop putting on pants until it rains again. This doesn't follow at all. The point is that we give the factories back to the workers, we don't need to smash any machines. Raising wages won't decrease productivity. Productivity itself is not affected by wages.

You fundamentally don't seem to understand that wages and productivity should correlate, but they aren't inherently causative.

You seem to think productivity is an inherent good. We don't need to smash the machines, but we certainly don't need to build any more of them or work any harder until wages start catching up. Continued automation and praise for twelve hour work days and completely broken work/life balances isn't going to send the message that workers deserve higher wages. We need to rebuild unions and stagnate productivity until more wages are on offer through the time honored mechanism of strikes.

Also through cleansing Wall Street with purging fire and the liberation of assets.

Serf
May 5, 2011


just realized my aunt and uncle are HENRYs. it always pissed me off how they would buy BMWs every couple of years and then complain about their taxes going up lol

and even they aren't the true enemy

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I completely forgot: A) in the original the old couple's taxes didn't change at all, and B) the edit ended with "Actually named Henry"

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


eat the rich if you must but don't guillotine poor henry :(

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Fulchrum posted:

HENRY - High Earner, Not Rich Yet. People with 6 figure salaries who still claim to be just getting by, and higher taxes would be too much of a burden.

Mother fuckers - people who actively engage in the loving of mothers, implicitly their own, but the term is acceptable for other people's mothers.

I'm actually making six figures and struggling to get by this year (like 100k before taxes), so I resent that. :v:

Well, I don't really resent that, but I certainly don't have financial security, and it's not because of vacations to the Bahamas - it's medical bills and student loans and rent, mostly. I feel a lot more solidarity with the working poor than I do with the upper class, that's for sure. Forget "not rich yet" - I'm more "might someday have non-negative net worth if I'm lucky". Wealth accumulation is harder today than it has been in a long time in America, and I think it's a bigger class marker than income to have actually acquired some.

Didn't it used to be that owning your own home was like the bare minimum for being middle class back in the day?

GlyphGryph has issued a correction as of 23:07 on Dec 5, 2016

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Not a Step posted:

You seem to think productivity is an inherent good. We don't need to smash the machines, but we certainly don't need to build any more of them or work any harder until wages start catching up. Continued automation and praise for twelve hour work days and completely broken work/life balances isn't going to send the message that workers deserve higher wages. We need to rebuild unions and stagnate productivity until more wages are on offer through the time honored mechanism of strikes.

Also through cleansing Wall Street with purging fire and the liberation of assets.

Productivity gains aren't a result of people working harder or longer. It's the result of people being able to sit on a tractor to farm a field instead of walking around with a hoe. Automation should absolutely increase, because it means fewer people have to do lovely, dangerous work! You can't "stagnate productivity" unless you did something like rounded up every scientist and engineer into a camp and held them hostage.

I agree wages need to increase and unions need to be strengthened. Absolutely. My point is that there's no mechanism that does this that also somehow also causes productivity to stagnate. As long as there's still some form of competition, businesses still compete within that playing field. We just have to set the rules of that field such that everybody's operating under the same constraints, which require that everyone is sufficiently taken care of.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

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UHD posted:

eat the rich if you must but don't guillotine poor henry :(

He's one of those temporarily embarrassed millionaires, he'll totally be the first dog CEO of a fortune 500 company some day.

Up against the wall i say!

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

GlyphGryph posted:

I dunno, classifying those people as poor because they aren't capable of accruing wealth despite having every possible advantage seems like a win/win since they'd probably hate it. And accidentally pulling a few "wealthy" people into the financially struggling bracket is better than accidentally putting a large number of struggling people into the "wealthy" bracket?

Also, I have trouble believing any of those people are failing to accrue significant net wealth each year, but if they are making that much money and still somehow manage not to have any, well, at least they're probably contributing to paying people who need it with all that cash their throwing around so I can't complain too much.

It's better that a few abuse a system than to abandon the many I agree.

Hey maybe we can define luxuries that don't count towards your expenses, which will all be changed to things black people buy in three decades

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Proud Christian Mom posted:

lotta people itt who don't understand the struggle it is to send 4 kids to private school and buy new luxury vehicles every 2 years

Every 2 years? Obama was such a loving commie bastard

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