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Just want to give the most massive of shoutouts to David Johnson. Killed my real team yesterday, but damnit it didn't sting quite so bad as he was steamrolling them to his 34 point day. David Johnson rules.
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Santheb posted:Just want to give the most massive of shoutouts to David Johnson. Killed my real team yesterday, but damnit it didn't sting quite so bad as he was steamrolling them to his 34 point day. Having DJ and J How was the loving best yesterday 
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I'm missing the playoffs in all four of my leagues. I hate football.
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David Johnson is the top scoring player in our goon Spreadsheet Wars dynasty league by by over 50 points - 370 points so far on the year. Scoring includes 1 PPR as well as .2 points per carry, so DJ scores like 30 points a week. It's insane. Zeke and Melvin are #2 and #3, with Rodgers leading the QBs at #4. Top WR is AB at #8 overall.
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BonoMan posted:Having DJ and J How was the loving best yesterday  Yahoo app kept blowing up with touchdowns.
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DJ and Ware was the loving tits yesterday so I can imagine how DJ and Howard was.
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pubic works project posted:DJ and Ware was the loving tits yesterday so I can imagine how DJ and Howard was.  
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I am jealous of your RBs and WR1.
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I feel like I have a good team, but am often paralyzed by choice   edit: ignore the 3 TE thang. That was a one off to keep someone else from picking them up.
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Are top 3 next year LvB/Zeke/DJ in whatever order you prefer regardless of PPR/standard? Kind of feels that way to me. Melvin would probably be top 8 to me as well.
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LmaoTheKid posted:Are top 3 next year LvB/Zeke/DJ in whatever order you prefer regardless of PPR/standard? For me it'd be Zeke (youngest and the best offensive line) > DJ > Bell. Only because Bell is some hot piss away from being suspended for what, 10 games?
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pubic works project posted:I am jealous of your RBs and WR1. Somebody left Howard on the wire the other week. No idea why, but I snapped him up (fake edit: Looks like they needed a QB to cover a bye). I mentioned this before in this thread, but I traded D. Freeman straight up for Julio in week 4 (I believe Freeman was coming off a huge game, and Julio a relatively quiet one).
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It might just be because I'm a bitch, but I think I take DJ over Zeke. DJ has shown that he needs literally zero help and his target share is going to be through the roof. Zeke, on the other hand, no matter how unlikely it might be, could be at the mercy of a sophomore slump (either his or Prescott's) and has Dez who, even though he's awesome and an all-time great, has to be more feared than Fitz at this point in their respective careers. This is probably me being wrong again and not giving Zeke his due, but I want a combination of highest floor possible, and game-breaking talent, when I'm picking that high and DJ probably takes that first tiebreaker. I'd be happy with either at #2, but at #1, I'd be to scared of an act of god throwing a wrench in my season to pass on DJ for Zeke, and either for LVB Then again DJ could be Gurley v2.0 but I think the Cards are still a year of not fixing their OLine/QB issues from that fate. It's a pretty close battle imo, I don't think either is a bad choice e: the Cards also aren't run by Jeff Fisher so another feather in DJ's cap for not being Gurley e2: this is going to be another year where I want to pick at 5/6/7 and get Brown/Julio/OBJ and I'm glad that there are bonafide RB1s again so that people stop taking all the good WRs in the first half of the round This was the first year since the transition from LdT to Peterson where picking in the top-4 was a good thing Teemu Pokemon fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Dec 6, 2016 |
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Leperflesh posted:I'm missing the playoffs in all four of my leagues. I hate football. League I DGAF about with a stupid $10 buy in? Cruise control to #1 seed and a bye. Biggest money league full of major poo poo talkers? Not even gonna make the playoffs  Turns out taking Hopkins and Charles with my first two picks was not a recoverable error.
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Santheb posted:For me it'd be Zeke (youngest and the best offensive line) > DJ > Bell. Only because Bell is some hot piss away from being suspended for what, 10 games? Nah, being primarily in dynasty leagues, best part for me of Bell's suspension getting reduced to 3 games is that supposedly next suspension will be 4 again, not 10. He didn't advance to the next step in the substance abuse program or whatever. Edit: That said, I'd have it the same order, even knowing that. I just don't think a healthy Bell has anything on healthy Zeke or DJ, and he has more red flags than them.
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Really? That's very good to know for next year about Bell. I'd been assuming his next fuckup was going to put him in Josh Gordon "out of the league indefinitely" territory, or close to it. Which makes me terrified of drafting him despite his godlike abilities.
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Docjowles posted:Really? That's very good to know for next year about Bell. I'd been assuming his next fuckup was going to put him in Josh Gordon "out of the league indefinitely" territory, or close to it. Which makes me terrified of drafting him despite his godlike abilities. Yeah, figured I should double check and here's some confirmation at NFL.com. So he's still 4 game, 10 game, then indefinite ban. He also seems like he's got his head on straighter than Gordon, but who knows really.
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Yeah DJ is my #1 RB next year in all formats. No sophomore slump and just look at why he's done with a sputtering offense and mediocre offensive line. Dude is the real loving deal.
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In the SA craft beer league I started 1-5 but then went 5-1 and now I just need to win tonight to make the playoffs I'm up by 22.5 and all he has is Dwayne Allen. Haven't checked the MNF scores yet, but I'm feeling pretty  Edit: There is no god. Existence is a joke Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Dec 6, 2016 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:In the SA craft beer league I started 1-5 but then went 5-1 and now I just need to win tonight to make the playoffs New thread title please.
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Drunk Nerds posted:In the SA craft beer league I started 1-5 but then went 5-1 and now I just need to win tonight to make the playoffs lmao
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Drunk Nerds posted:In the SA craft beer league I started 1-5 but then went 5-1 and now I just need to win tonight to make the playoffs Oh god goondolences
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I'm still up by 6.7 . There's nooooo way the Jets won't shadow obvious uber-athlete TE2 Dwayne Allen, right?
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Gobias Ind. posted:lmao
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You must've known in your heart how that was going to end
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Teemu Pokemon posted:You must've known in your heart how that was going to end Yes: Rivers of blood flowing out of my gaping rear end in a top hat
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Just don't throw it to Dwayne Allen. How hard is that, right? He's probably tired after not sucking for a whole 1 quarter
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Gobias Ind. posted:lmao
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Dammit Doyle, don't drop perfect passes. It will cut into your playing time
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Errr... I guess that was some gentleman named Swoope. Happy to see the Colts started the dregs of their TE roster, sad to see them live to regret it
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Alright, there's 6 minutes left in the half. Don't be greedy, Luck, just take a knee
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There you go, a 2 yard toss to Doyle. Milk that trickling-uddered cow, Luck
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU loving SON OF A BITCH WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?! EVERYONE IS hosed! gently caress YOU gently caress YOU gently caress YOU
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Gobias Ind. posted:Oh my god
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I WILL FACE gently caress YOUR ANCESTORS FOR SEVEN GENERATIONS. RIVERS OF BLOOD SHALL FLOW FORTH FROM ALL CORNERS OF THE EARTH DIRECTLY INTO MY rear end in a top hat
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Drunk Nerds posted:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Lmao
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Drunk Nerds posted:In the SA craft beer league I started 1-5 but then went 5-1 and now I just need to win tonight to make the playoffs gently caress dude this beyond brutal now
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GET hosed EVERY ATOM OF EVERY PARTICLE OF EVERY BEING THAT HAS EVER EXISTED. GET hosed gently caress THIS GAY EARTH, I WILL SALT EVERY GODDAMN ARABLE ACRE WITH MY GUSHING TEARS
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