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im pooping! posted:My next door neighbor had a tank with 2 green chromis, a tomato clown and a coral banded shrimp, bought some live rock, and literally 1 day later everything was dead with a hole in its side except the mantis shrimp who had stowed away in the rock and murdered everything by spearing it through the side. Thank god it wasn't the hammer-claw variety which can also break human bones and aquarium glass. All I can picture is the slasher film sequel to Finding Nemo.
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Twofer: Item 1: http://nypost.com/2016/12/04/anthony-weiner-is-calling-pals-in-the-restaurant-industry-for-job-leads/ quote:Anthony Weiner is so desperate for work, he has been dialing up friends in the restaurant industry for advice and job leads, sources said. Item 2: The UAZ carrying Castro's ashes broke down during the processional and had to be pushed along the route by some troops: 
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:On Wednesday a kid live-streamed himself weaving through Providence Traffic. The last thing he does before crashing is pass on the zebra stripes of an off ramp going 115mph.
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I love the music break for the rock climber.
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Phanatic posted:Twofer: I'm pretty sure he can make a few thousand bucks if one of the bigger porn companies are willing to hire him for a novelty vid. He could also legally change his name to Carlos Danger and try getting work that way.
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Rough Lobster posted:I'm pretty sure he can make a few thousand bucks if one of the bigger porn companies are willing to hire him for a novelty vid. Charles Peligrosa
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The 2 point conversion was the real schadenfreude of that game.
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BrianBoitano posted:I tutor as a side gig. A woman just contacted me.
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Does the missile pull the launcher forwards with it?
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Four Lions was a documentary.
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Solice Kirsk posted:The 2 point conversion was the real schadenfreude of that game. The Falcons ended up behind after a go-ahead touchdown 
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evobatman posted:Does the missile pull the launcher forwards with it? I guess so, if you think about it. The missile is self propelled, so the little bit of friction of it in the barrel would try to drag the tube along with it where a gun works by chemical expansion pushing off the chamber/barrel. I don't know anything about missile launchers, I'm guessing here.
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I think that's a recoilless rifle, which is basically a shoulder-fired artillery piece that shoots a heavy reactant mass out the back to cancel out the recoil that the person holding it feels. The mass ejection amounts to a forward thrust. Could be that's what's going on.
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Drunk Driver Dad posted:I guess so, if you think about it. The missile is self propelled, so the little bit of friction of it in the barrel would try to drag the tube along with it where a gun works by chemical expansion pushing off the chamber/barrel. I don't know anything about missile launchers, I'm guessing here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mannlicher_M1894
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Gervasius posted:Four Lions was a documentary. rip abu hajaar
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SLOSifl posted:Right before the video portion ends, I'm pretty sure you can see the airbags appear. Which is additional schadenfreude, since he's not wearing a seat belt, which is designed to reduce the relative velocity between your face and the airbag in those first dozen or so milliseconds after the impact.
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Sagebrush posted:I think that's a recoilless rifle, which is basically a shoulder-fired artillery piece that shoots a heavy reactant mass out the back to cancel out the recoil that the person holding it feels. The mass ejection amounts to a forward thrust. Could be that's what's going on. Might be a faulty launcher that has too much forward thrust and the guy is barely holding onto it, so it falls out of his hands when he fires.
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She's like a reverse Pied Piper.
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Went to post this, but with the natural audio rather than that music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BhhsEuYXZQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtZJ__8PVDU The best part is the boat's name: Nap Time
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peepeepants posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtZJ__8PVDU I wish on-land accidents worked the same way where the person who hosed up has to stand there and float impotently away from the scene of their crime (while I'm assuming the coast guard gets called on their dumb rear end).
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You just know the guy was complaining about how they should have been watching where they were going or whatever.
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This would have been me, I motherfucking loved broccoli
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peepeepants posted:The best part is the boat's name: Nap Time I once skimmed the give-way rules when my dad was getting his license for a fishing boat, so wtf do I know, but didn't that smaller vessel have right-of-way?
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Parts Kit posted:You just know the guy was complaining about how they should have been watching where they were going or whatever. Wouldn't be surprised. I am no boater but my superficial understanding of right of way was that "Nap time" had right of way if you disregard all the other conditions involved in right of way other than simply direction of travel... Little boat gives way for ferry, because, you know, inertia.
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Serephina posted:I once skimmed the give-way rules when my dad was getting his license for a fishing boat, so wtf do I know, but didn't that smaller vessel have right-of-way? The boat that has a much more difficult time in turning and slowing down has right of way, regardless of who technically has right of way. Why is why 90% of boat collisions involve assholes at the helm who think that they have right of way, so they're just going to keep going forward and if anything happens it's the other guys fault. "GLUB GLUB, I'M DROWNING! Thankfully it's not my fault. I win this one! GLUB GLUB!"
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Not all boats are created equal. Expecting a ferry or lake freighter to turn for a cabin cruiser is insane. The rules about approaching based on which side you're on are for boats of the same class.
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Dillbag posted:I know a kid who got a jalapeno seed stuck under his foreskin after taking whiz. Tell him that's now how you make jalapeno poppers
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18 Character Limit posted:Not all boats are created equal. Expecting a ferry or lake freighter to turn for a cabin cruiser is insane. The rules about approaching based on which side you're on are for boats of the same class. I may be wrong, but isn't there a "might = right" rule for ships/boats? Like bigger vessel always has right of way.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The boat that has a much more difficult time in turning and slowing down has right of way, regardless of who technically has right of way. Why is why 90% of boat collisions involve assholes at the helm who think that they have right of way, so they're just going to keep going forward and if anything happens it's the other guys fault. I actually remember an old MAD Magazine article about boating (sailing, powerboating, etc) that made this exact observation, via humorous illustrations of the aftermath. Corollary: in the 1950s MAD Magazine could make an article about boating and it was relatable to the vast bulk of their target audience.
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The part where the work truck managed to break the windows on two buses at once by being the meat in the sandwich was magical.
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She just wasted like $12 worth of movie popcorn!
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