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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Or 20 cents worth of anywhere else popcorn!

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Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

Solice Kirsk posted:

She just wasted like $12 worth of movie popcorn!

Shoulda got the $12.25 size with free refills.

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012
Smaller boats have priority over larger boats, but in a ferry lane, the ferry always has highest priority.

Source: I was talking to a man who owned a boat three days ago.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Solice Kirsk posted:

She just wasted like $12 worth of movie popcorn!

It's not wasted.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Nebrilos posted:

Source: I was talking to a man who owned a boat three days ago.

Tell him congratulations on selling his boat.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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TotalLossBrain posted:

It's not wasted.

?

peepeepants
Oct 9, 2001

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

Serephina posted:

I once skimmed the give-way rules when my dad was getting his license for a fishing boat, so wtf do I know, but didn't that smaller vessel have right-of-way?

Ferries have right of way over pleasure craft (https://www.boatsmartexam.com/knowledge-base/article/right-of-way-rules-boating/)

Apparently the only person on Nap Time was using the head

http://komonews.com/news/local/no-injuries-after-state-ferry-struck-by-unpiloted-boat posted:

It turns out that the only person aboard the boat was using the bathroom at the time of the impact.
lol

peepeepants has a new favorite as of 04:37 on Dec 6, 2016

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


Salt truck should have been driving in reverse.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

I came here to post this. Here it is set to different music. You'd think Canada could handle ice better.
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/805870429135138816

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
I legit got nervous when that plow was headed for the cop car blade first...

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

I may be wrong, but isn't there a "might = right" rule for ships/boats? Like bigger vessel always has right of way.

I think there's generally an exception for sail-powered craft, which are less immediately maneuverable than small powerboats. There are apparently bunches of specific rules.

http://www.navcen.uscg.gov/?pageName=navRulesFAQ#0.3_5

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

peepeepants posted:

Ferries have right of way over pleasure craft (https://www.boatsmartexam.com/knowledge-base/article/right-of-way-rules-boating/)

Apparently the only person on Nap Time was using the head

lol

I bet he shat when the collision happened.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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https://twitter.com/rentlain/status/805986159511924737

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Scarf posted:

I legit got nervous when that plow was headed for the cop car blade first...

Same. :awesome:

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick

TA-DAAAA!

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Bogatyr posted:

Wouldn't be surprised. I am no boater but my superficial understanding of right of way was that "Nap time" had right of way if you disregard all the other conditions involved in right of way other than simply direction of travel... Little boat gives way for ferry, because, you know, inertia.

As a licensed powered pleasure boat operator (laaaaaadiiies) I can tell you that the ferry was stand-on (had right of way) because (1) it's a ferry and (2) it's in a narrow channel, which restricts its maneuverability, and (3) its maneuverability is further restricted because it's carrying cars and stuff. Also if the ferry was in a defined channel (as it almost certainly was, being...a ferry) all other craft attempting to cross the channel like Nap Tyme did would have to give way.

Nap Tyme would only have had right of way due to approach angles if the two ships were unladen and travelling outside of active channels and one wasn't a ferry, and even then you're still kinda dumb if you expect the ship that outweighs you by two orders of magnitude to stop for you.

here is a neat chart. the higher you are the more priority you have



e: desperately beaten

Sagebrush has a new favorite as of 05:55 on Dec 6, 2016

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Henchman of Santa posted:

I came here to post this. Here it is set to different music. You'd think Canada could handle ice better.

Overconfidence. We think we can handle it because we're Canadian, so we don't bother being careful and then whenever it snows, all hell breaks loose.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Solice Kirsk posted:

She just wasted like $12 worth of movie popcorn!

Alternatively; she spent a lot of money feeding a lot of very fat sparrows. The theater looks a hell of a lot like one here, and even if it isn't I can only assume it suffers from the same problem where birds will just fly in as soon as the door opens to feast on spilled popcorn. Cartoonishly fat sparrows are super cute.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Powered Descent posted:

Tell him congratulations on selling his boat.

uhh i think it got run over by a ferry

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
http://i.imgur.com/YWUIUyb.gifv

HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe
The Fred Flintstone brakes almost saved the day there.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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This is a pretty good way to snap your leg clean in two if you're into that kinda thing.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

this is from a storm 6 years ago in seattle, this stuff was all over the news here for a few days


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZCyQ3emQg

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Sagebrush posted:

As a licensed powered pleasure boat operator (laaaaaadiiies) I can tell you that the ferry was stand-on (had right of way) because (1) it's a ferry and (2) it's in a narrow channel, which restricts its maneuverability, and (3) its maneuverability is further restricted because it's carrying cars and stuff. Also if the ferry was in a defined channel (as it almost certainly was, being...a ferry) all other craft attempting to cross the channel like Nap Tyme did would have to give way.

Nap Tyme would only have had right of way due to approach angles if the two ships were unladen and travelling outside of active channels and one wasn't a ferry, and even then you're still kinda dumb if you expect the ship that outweighs you by two orders of magnitude to stop for you.

here is a neat chart. the higher you are the more priority you have



e: desperately beaten

Most of you folks are very close to what the rules actually say. However, there is no such thing as right of way. You don't have a right to keep going, and just plow into another vessel, regardless of the circumstances. The rules (International Regulations for Preventing Collisions at Sea 1972 (Colregs)) designate a give way vessel and a stand on vessel. They don't give anyone a "right" of way.

Rule 17(b) posted:

When, from any cause, the vessel required to keep her course and speed finds herself so close that collision cannot be avoided by the action of the give-way vessel alone, she shall take such action as will best aid to avoid collision.
The small boat also broke rule 5

Rule 5 posted:

Every vessel shall at all times maintain a proper look-out by sight and hearing as well as by all available means appropriate in the prevailing circumstances and conditions so as to make a full appraisal of the situation and of the risk of collision.

edited to add: None of the above really contradicts what Sagebrush wrote. I'm just nit picking their choice of words.
vvvvvv Yeah, the ferry was doing what they were supposed to do.

B33rChiller has a new favorite as of 08:55 on Dec 6, 2016

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The ferry was trying to slow down at the time of collision. It’s just that ships that size aren’t very good at slowing down in a hurry.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Where does something like, say, the Nimitz fit into this diagram?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Memento posted:

Where does something like, say, the Nimitz fit into this diagram?

As a practical matter, Nimitz’s escorts won’t let you get close enough to her for it to matter.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Everything I know about right of way at sea I learned from "Captain Ron"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8alNxLjCBJc

Double Bill
Jan 29, 2006

Solice Kirsk posted:

She just wasted like $12 worth of movie popcorn!

It's not wasted, just eat it off the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Memento posted:

Where does something like, say, the Nimitz fit into this diagram?

It's outranked by Lighthouses, I believe.

Bad Wolf
Apr 7, 2007
Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometime !

peepeepants posted:

Ferries have right of way over pleasure craft (https://www.boatsmartexam.com/knowledge-base/article/right-of-way-rules-boating/)

Apparently the only person on Nap Time was using the head

lol

Crap Time.

Yvonmukluk posted:

It's outranked by Lighthouses, I believe.

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp

Ssthalar
Sep 16, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9WMSxV6lMs

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Platystemon posted:

The ferry was trying to slow down at the time of collision. It’s just that ships that size aren’t very good at slowing down in a hurry.

See also that crazy woman video from many pages ago who pulled in front of the garbage truck to make it stop and got crashed into and thought she'd won the loving "make a garbage man lose his cushy job" lottery.

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003


Need a version with each car saying "Sorry" at impact or as they slide by.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Could've easily made the turn if they floored it instead of locking up the wheels too :doh:

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

mobby_6kl posted:

Could've easily made the turn if they floored it instead of locking up the wheels too :doh:

It's amazing. They even turn when the wheels are spinning, but then they go "That's working too well, better stamp on the breaks again :hurr:"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

That boat thing reminds me of the guy at Disney who crashed into a ferry. He and his wife had rented one of these:



and crashed into one of these:



The worst part is the guy admitted to seeing the ferry coming, but thought it was farther away and didn't try to turn until it was on top of him because I guess he has no depth perception? He put his boat under the ferry and hospitalized his wife because he drove around too close to bigger boats, which they expressly tell you not to when you rent them.

As far as I know, nobody has crashed into the Magic Kingdom ferry yet. Probably because they're often watched by Disney "coast guard".

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
Judging speed and distance of objects on water can be surprisingly hard if you aren't at all used to it, as I imagine that guy wasn't.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Pharnakes posted:

Judging speed and distance of objects on water can be surprisingly hard if you aren't at all used to it, as I imagine that guy wasn't.

General rule of thumb for boating is if the ship in question isn't changing its position relative to your line of sight you're on a collision course. Watch that video where the smaller boat stays at a fixed angle just about up to impact.

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Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Solice Kirsk posted:

She just wasted like $12 worth of movie popcorn!

She made up for it in ad-revenue I'm sure. Falling in public is kind of her thing https://www.instagram.com/paigeginn/?hl=en

Be warned, there is at least one :nms: pic of a fall gone very very wrong.

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