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the Burning Man open relationship story is my favorite just because I hate the guy so much after reading half of his insane babble that I end up internally cheering by the time he gets cucked
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Doc Hawkins posted:I don't think that open relationships disaster story, or any other I've ever read, holds a candle to the anonymous E/N post. Nothing can ever top "she walked by me wearing the cum of the other dude she just hosed"
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Dec 6, 2016 04:41
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Doc Hawkins posted:I don't think that open relationships disaster story, or any other I've ever read, holds a candle to the anonymous E/N post. Quote?
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Fullhouse posted:the Burning Man open relationship story is my favorite just because I hate the guy so much after reading half of his insane babble that I end up internally cheering by the time he gets cucked Yeeaaaah, that one is an feel-good tale of harmless sadboy hilarity, as opposed to the unremitting darkness of Said Anonymous E/N Thing. eta: Here's the thread, I don't much feel like looking up the exact post. Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Dec 6, 2016 |
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Dec 6, 2016 05:11
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Fullhouse posted:the Burning Man open relationship story is my favorite just because I hate the guy so much after reading half of his insane babble that I end up internally cheering by the time he gets cucked That story really is a blackout bingo: "relationship being opened is already in trouble," "brief encounter with stranger leads to unfounded optimism about one's romantic prospects in an open relationship," "someone gets pregnant," "somehow spirituality is involved?", "drugs," and the Free Space, "narrator is the most insufferable man alive." Christ, I'm a straight woman and I would have slept with the wife to spite that fucker.
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Dec 6, 2016 05:12
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WampaLord posted:Nothing can ever top "she walked by me wearing the cum of the other dude she just hosed" jesus christ what is that from
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Dec 6, 2016 05:18
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I met a guy just like Mr Burning Man who asked me on our second date what I thought of manic pixie dream girls. There was no third date
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Dec 6, 2016 05:24
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I have met the real life equivalent of what a manic pixie dream girl would probably be, but they're not that cool. They will hit you, though.
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Dec 6, 2016 05:27
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WampaLord posted:Nothing can ever top "she walked by me wearing the cum of the other dude she just hosed" quote:I am 33 and I made this has been the worst year of my life. oh boy
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Dec 6, 2016 05:39
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All he would have ever had to do to clear all of this up is say casually "You know, if I weren't already with someone, you're the kind of person I'd like to be with." and she would have said "Lol that's neat but I'm gay." Just one honest, genuine statement of how you are feeling, but not an honest pursuit of an affair. No fuckin' problem. Incredible.
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Dec 6, 2016 05:43
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My favorite part is that the entire reason this happened is that he was "reading signs" and assumed she was into him I guarantee you she was just being a nice, pleasant person
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Dec 6, 2016 05:44
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If only he could have read the signs that his girlfriend really wasn't into this, and definitely was going to make him feel like poo poo for being such an rear end in a top hat.
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Dec 6, 2016 05:49
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Thumbtacks posted:My favorite part is that the entire reason this happened is that he was "reading signs" and assumed she was into him A lot of guys assume that being nice means intense erotic lust, when yeah it can, or it can mean they're... nice people?
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Dec 6, 2016 05:51
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"Why would anyone be nice to me unless they were profoundly in love with me?"
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Pick posted:A lot of guys assume that being nice means intense erotic lust, when yeah it can, or it can mean they're... nice people?
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Dec 6, 2016 06:09
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I thought the best part was that he thought a cute girl in his office a) was into him and b) would consider being a side piece to his main relationship and c) wouldn't make poo poo weird at work
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Dec 6, 2016 06:14
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I'm a big fan of this: "Exactly like online guides said I should bring it up. E didn’t speak to me for a week." "but honey i followed the guides, you're being unreasonable" also she definitely agreed to it because she knew she was going to out-gently caress him, right? Every time someone really pushes the 'open' part I always assume it's purely out of spite.
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Dec 6, 2016 06:22
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That week where she didn't speak to him was the week where the relationship ended for her.
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Pick posted:I met a guy just like Mr Burning Man who asked me on our second date what I thought of manic pixie dream girls. There was no third date Well, what do you think of them? I think they're a lazy, eye-rolling cinematic trope with a side of presenting mental illness in a negative manner. I guess it's a pretty weird question if you guys weren't talking about movies or fiction or whatever. Was he asking you to be his manic pixie dream girl and fix his dreary and unfulfilling life with your crazy?
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Dec 6, 2016 07:18
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How hideous is he that he can't get Tinder matches?
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A /r/childfree gem: Crotchfruit is being a brat, I buy the last 3 cake pops, mombie as the audacity to ask me for one quote:Ok so I was at Starbucks about 30 minutes before closing. Originally I only went in for a drink and a donut. There was a line so as I stood in it here comes a "let me speak to your manager" type of mombie with her whiny crotchfruit. So anyways the brat keeps getting louder because it wants a cake pop. You know those cake balls on sticks? There was 3 left. So anyways mombie gives into her speshul shitflake and says she will buy him one. Well when I get up to the counter I order my original order and then "oh yes and 3 cake pops please" to which the cashier gave me a knowing smirk because the brat wasnt exactly quiet about his demands. Well this drives the brat to a loving meltdown and mombie says "thanks alot bitch" which I just shrug off and say "your brat your problem" and that was that. So I got my stuff and went over to one of the sofas with my headphones in. Drinking my drink and eating one of the cake pops because gently caress they are good. I could still hear the brat screaming its ugly little face off in the distance however. Anyways about 5 minutes later mombie comes over to me and stands there until I realize she is there but I dont look up from my phone until I hear a bitchy excuse me! So I look up and she says "look all my son wants is a cake pop would you be ever so kind as to give him one?" so I know this is my perfect chance to say "well lady, I could do that but your brat has been disturbing this establishment the whole time you were in here and then you called a perfectly good stranger a bitch for ordering what they wanted. So no, now leave me alone" I put my headphones back in before she can get a word in and she stormed off with her brat.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Was he asking you to be his manic pixie dream girl and fix his dreary and unfulfilling life with your crazy? Yep. a misjudgment on his part.
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Gaunab posted:People with borderline personality disorder need to be medicated and go to therapy. This is from a while back but I just wanted to say that yes. Yes they do. My sister was diagnosed with it at the age of thirty, I'm a good few years younger than her and growing up was kind of horrible. I don't have a single happy memory of my time spent with her. I do, however, have hosed up shoulders that pop out of socket any time I pick up something slightly heavy. So, hey, neat party trick I guess.  For actual content; quote:My boyfriend [18 M] of over a year wants a very realistic looking "sex toy" (I'm 18 F)
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Dec 6, 2016 07:41
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I think the two lovebirds will make it through.
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Ah yes, the "porn is bad", "masturbation with a sex toy is wrong", "it makes me feel like I'm not good enough" mentality. Definitely because sexuality is a rigidly defined set of natural laws governing who can get aroused by what, where, when, and how and must be obeyed at all times or else you don't love your partner. Definitely not because of deep seated insecurities that must be projected upon any potential romantic partners to avoid accidentally triggering a sexual awakening.
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Dec 6, 2016 07:51
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on the surface it seems unfair, but i still think fleshlights are way, waaaay fuckin weirder to own than dildos/vibrators, they just are
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:on the surface it seems unfair, but i still think fleshlights are way, waaaay fuckin weirder to own than dildos/vibrators, they just are 
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Anony Mouse posted:Ah yes, the "porn is bad", "masturbation with a sex toy is wrong", "it makes me feel like I'm not good enough" mentality. Definitely because sexuality is a rigidly defined set of natural laws governing who can get aroused by what, where, when, and how and must be obeyed at all times or else you don't love your partner. Definitely not because of deep seated insecurities that must be projected upon any potential romantic partners to avoid accidentally triggering a sexual awakening. What's double weird about it is that he's clearly more interested in maintaining their relationship if he wants a sex toy to keep himself occupied. If he didn't care about her he'd just be out there trying to score with college girls. No one's going to have sex with the guy who has a flesh light. EDIT: she should compromise and buy him one of the gay butt ones.
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Those r/childfree posts are  . I'm starting to think that some of them resent children solely because it brings to focus all the childish stuff they are into and embarrassing themselves by having to compete with literal children. Were they themselves filled with self loathing at being a child at one point in their own childhood? The other half seem jealous of all the social advantages of being a parent but obviously don't want to put in the sacrifices and work that goes into it.
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Thumbtacks posted:I'm a big fan of this: "Exactly like online guides said I should bring it up. E didn’t speak to me for a week." its your cousin marvin. marvin primaguides
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everyone, just pound the plastic thing and don't get emotional about it. it gets you through the day. poo poo could be way worse. bunch of babies. this is legitimately my opinion.
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I once heard a saying about "open relationships" that boiled down to "If yore attractive enough dude to really pull off an OR, you probably can get away with just cheating a lot" .
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Anony Mouse posted:A /r/childfree gem: Lmao oh my god I would love to crack this person right in the face. I think it would be infinitely worse if it actually happened but we all know it's probably some disgusting, weird slob who just thought about doing it and quietly seethed the whole time. Pick posted:Don't cheat!
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Me [27 M] with my girlfriend [23 F] of 1 year, disapproves of me going to a bachelor party with strippers.quote:I went to a bachelor party this past weekend, and the host invited strippers over for entertainment. I told my girlfriend about this because I like to be transparent and honest about everything. And now she things that my friends and I are disgusting people. She told me that she doesn't want to look at me anymore or even be touched by me. What's the best course of action to help heal these wounds. We have been dating for around a year, and have never gotten into a serious conflict like this. quote:I told her the nights events. Play by play. We started with video games, played some ping pong, poker. I told her I got quite drunk. Strippers showed up. I felt uncomfortable, hung out back while they did they're thing with the bachelor. That's when she told me I should've have left the party. I told her I didn't know how to react to a situation like that. I told her I didn't do any dances with them, it really isn't my thing. And that she needs to trust me. She said I crossed the line. And should not have been there during the entertainment. 54 40 or gently caress posted:Lmao oh my god I would love to crack this person right in the face. I think it would be infinitely worse if it actually happened but we all know it's probably some disgusting, weird slob who just thought about doing it and quietly seethed the whole time. The weirdest thing about childfree is that so many posters are either adult children or over compensate to a ridiculous degree with pets. I'm probably not having kids. So I'm not judging the choice to not have them. But, basing your identity around that and having similar, exaggerated traits seems so odd to me. Some of them seem to just want to differentiate themselves from or feel superior to people who have children. Which is most people. Also odd to me. Khorne fucked around with this message at 11:35 on Dec 6, 2016 |
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Stickfigure posted:I once heard a saying about "open relationships" that boiled down to "If yore attractive enough dude to really pull off an OR, you probably can get away with just cheating a lot" . These open relationship guys seem pretty bent on not betraying their SO like that though. "I'd never do that!". OTOH, they're definitely more about the letter of the law than the spirit, because then they go "After I set an ultimatum of breaking up or opening up, my SO agreed and was a crying mess, I was so happy!"
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Khorne posted:over compensate to a ridiculous degree with pets. I think you mean 'furbabies'.
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It's probably good most of those childfree people aren't going to have kids otherwise there'd be more of them. And while most of their anecdotes are STDH I have witnessed situations where assholes tried to antagonize parents into getting hyper defensive about their kids, which more often than not backfires.
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How would you eat three cake pops? They're balls of frosting and chocolate with a little bit of cake - one is more than enough. (Note: I do not like cake pops)
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My [20M] girlfriend [20F] isn't treating my handheld fairly. How much of a problem is this? Hello r/relationships, throwaway because she knows I reddit and browses with me. We're both college students, dating one year and a half now, known each other for two. We've been living together in a frat for an year and also are co-interns for about an year too. I don't think there's anything wrong between us, except this... More or less in the middle of the year I bought a Nintendo 3DS for myself, used, for the price of two internship salaries. (3DS's are expensive here and my salary is half-time minimum wage.) I never shared it with her because she never was too interested in games, until I got a cartridge that allows me to pirate games. Trying to make her happy and interest her in games, I suggested her trying Yokai Watch on my 3DS. Just a day after, she damaged the thumbstick with her nails and then after hit it against a hard surface and chipped some plastic. These were both by accident, and only damaged the console aesthetically. I was a bit sad, of course, and she offered to fix it or even buy a new one for me, but I said that was too much. Just change the stick somewhere and glue the plastic, not that much of a biggie. Today, she was pretty stuck on a Yokai Watch battle. Not used to video games, forgot to save before a boss battle and lost a lot of in-game money. But, as I happened to watch her try, she was getting so pissed at it to the point that she punched the console. What the hell? I can understand not being careful on day 1 and hurting the console a bit, ok. I can understand being pissed at a game and punching a pillow, ok. I can't understand punching an expensive electronic device that's not even yours. My question is, how much of a problem is this? Is this something to glance over, or to demand a new console, or an understandable position in between? I am, honestly, stumped. Thanks for your advice in advance. TL;DR: Girlfriend abused my (expensive) console a bit, okay. Girlfriend punches it, and now it's a problem. However, how big of a problem is it?
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