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LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014


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Softface
Feb 16, 2011

Some things can't be unseen

Did that thing get towed down the runway again or something?

Slung Blade
Jul 11, 2002

IN STEEL WE TRUST

I dig the baller military tread whitewalls on the service trailer.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
This kid did Make-A-Wish the right way. Declan knows what's up: blowing poo poo up is the tits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3tzpe49wLg

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCR_kuXySAY

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


This also happened in one of the recent "serious" James Bond movies.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

From the suggested videos ahahahahaa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYpOIQUVT7U&t=210s

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Goddamn that motherfucker is fatter than gently caress.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.


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:argh:

he really is the worst. There's a lot of similar videos like that floating around and they're all cringeworthy

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Goddamn that is a loving big gut. Those dudes are all like, pro-tier at theatrically falling over, it's amazing.

ps. do all cops in the states literally think they're in The Division or what??

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days
If fat Mac from Sunny ran a dojo.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Does he have any idea how pathetic he looks? That's just sad...Under Siege was cool.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Godholio posted:

Does he have any idea how pathetic he looks? That's just sad...Above the Law, Out For Justice, and Under Siege were cool.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Goddamn that is a loving big gut. Those dudes are all like, pro-tier at theatrically falling over, it's amazing.

ps. do all cops in the states literally think they're in The Division or what??

Are you not American? Because the answer is yes. After Tamir Rice died a lot of info came out about how the Cleveland PD basically treats their job as a war zone where they operate out of FOBs for no goddamn reason.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO_PwY5cEe4

funniest part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO_PwY5cEe4&t=234s

funniest comments

Claude Van Damne,used cocaine,..Steven uses food,..Claude talks about becoming wealthy and famous,..nothing left but meditation,or medication.Food,drugs,pills,porn,sex,.or learn to silence the mind.Happens to the best,.


Phil Moscowitz fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Dec 3, 2016

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I get the feeling that Segal was probably a legit bad dude but just looking at him I just can't take him seriously.

Kind of like watching ultra heavy weight judo its just fat dudes trying to trip each other over.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Don't forget he is (was?) a cop and even had some TV show and did training seminars for police departments showing self defense and his Hollywood tactics? I don't know. He's also a genuine pos and has underage Ukrainian sex slaves or something.

Sorry for the derail but I guess at least it's a funny one? :shrug:

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
I loved his cops show cos he was like a "special officer" or some bs and he'd always show up at crime scenes and act like some kind of super detective while all the real cops stood in the background looking annoyed.



chitoryu12 posted:

Are you not American? Because the answer is yes. After Tamir Rice died a lot of info came out about how the Cleveland PD basically treats their job as a war zone where they operate out of FOBs for no goddamn reason.

lol no I'm from NZ your cops are more militarised than our army :)

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
He wasn't a cop he was a reserve deputy in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana. They give out deputy commissions to anyone who buys one in SE Louisiana.

The Pope
Feb 18, 2007

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

lol no I'm from NZ your cops are more militarised than our army :)

No they are not

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
:thejoke:

Maimgara
May 2, 2007
Chlorine for the Gene-pool.
Test of Russian-made S-300 SAM system goes bad.

https://youtu.be/NwERTChBCAE

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Maimgara posted:

Test of Russian-made S-300 SAM system goes bad.

https://youtu.be/NwERTChBCAE

I always hate when I light the fuse and the firework doesn't go off.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Didn't Arpaio have Seagal on his payroll on-andoff as some honorary deputy and then let him take some doors with half the department?

wait a minute honey
May 12, 2006
A raid in which they killed a puppy.

http://gawker.com/5836445/steven-seagal-americas-sheriff-sued-over-tank-raid-puppy-death

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

I get loving furious at the mere mention of that cocksucker Joe Arpaio.

edit: no offense if you like to suck cocks

Cabbage Disrespect
Apr 24, 2009

ROBUST COMBAT
Leonard Riflepiss
Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OJ1Xh2bG-Y

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


Why leave everything else standing?

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
Is it not cheaper to just have a B52 carpet bomb the whole neighbourhood with 1000 pound dumb bombs than use that many guided munitions?

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Is it not cheaper to just have a B52 carpet bomb the whole neighbourhood with 1000 pound dumb bombs than use that many guided munitions?

Well, I suppose that depends on how much value you put in whatever portion of the 1.5 million civilians living in Mosul are in that neighborhood.

Kafouille
Nov 5, 2004

Think Fast !

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Is it not cheaper to just have a B52 carpet bomb the whole neighbourhood with 1000 pound dumb bombs than use that many guided munitions?

A JDAM is worth something like 15 mins of B-52 flight time, if you have to send a B-52 along with some escorts loaded up with dumb bombs instead of a flight of Mudhens you're probably losing money.

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Is it not cheaper to just have a B52 carpet bomb the whole neighbourhood with 1000 pound dumb bombs than use that many guided munitions?

Look at the video clips from Vietnam. I'd wager you'd be lucky to get 1 or 2 of those on target and you'd have a decent swath of destruction following the path of the plane.

Or you can drop a handful of bombs exactly where you want them.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

glynnenstein posted:

Well, I suppose that depends on how much value you put in whatever portion of the 1.5 million civilians living in Mosul are in that neighborhood.

Not necessarily carpet bombing, but the rest of the buildings surrounding it appear to be part of the same ... compound? Seems like demolishing one building would just have them relocating to the next one over - if they're already dropping bombs on this target what's the downside of finishing the job?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Not necessarily carpet bombing, but the rest of the buildings surrounding it appear to be part of the same ... compound? Seems like demolishing one building would just have them relocating to the next one over - if they're already dropping bombs on this target what's the downside of finishing the job?

Something something international community frowny face

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Not necessarily carpet bombing, but the rest of the buildings surrounding it appear to be part of the same ... compound? Seems like demolishing one building would just have them relocating to the next one over - if they're already dropping bombs on this target what's the downside of finishing the job?

Surely you could bomb during the day without escorts with virtual impunity and aren't modern bombsights accurate enough to flatten the area? I used to read about the siege of Khe Sahn where B-52's were bombing from high altitude and still not hitting the airbase 3-500 meters from their target.

glynnenstein posted:

Well, I suppose that depends on how much value you put in whatever portion of the 1.5 million civilians living in Mosul are in that neighborhood.

You're entering in to a Trump presidency so I think we all know the answer is nothing. It will be good practice for the eventual bombings of Detroit, Flint and Camden.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

TCD posted:

Look at the video clips from Vietnam. I'd wager you'd be lucky to get 1 or 2 of those on target and you'd have a decent swath of destruction following the path of the plane.

Or you can drop a handful of bombs exactly where you want them.

We don't carpet bomb with the B-52 anyways anymore. They drop one or two guided bombs and then hold the rest of the payload for later.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Yes we improved bomb sights by inventing guided bombs so 1 accurate bomb can do the job of 100 inaccurate ones

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
And besides, if we were going to carpet bomb, we have a much better way of doing that: Cluster Bombs. You can even have multiple smart bomblets like the ones the Russians are using in Aleppo.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
Are they also made to look like toys?

We aren't allowed cluster munitions anymore because of Princess loving Diana.

Don't worry though, the Queen made sure she got hers.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Not necessarily carpet bombing, but the rest of the buildings surrounding it appear to be part of the same ... compound? Seems like demolishing one building would just have them relocating to the next one over - if they're already dropping bombs on this target what's the downside of finishing the job?

You are drastically overestimating the accuracy of dumb bombs.

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