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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Lizard Wizard posted:

Hm, yes, cheap laughs are good

All laughs are good, you dumb fuckaler.

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Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

I prefer the laughs that don't have hate speech but okay.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
lol everything is hate speech nowdays

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

I hate speech.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Achewood is a celebration of hate speech

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

Johnny Aztec posted:

lol everything is hate speech nowdays

much like your posting

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
I thought the term for this was "rough chuckles"?

grilldos
Mar 27, 2004

BUST A LOAF
IN THIS
YEAST CONFECTION
Grimey Drawer

bongwizzard posted:

I thought the term for this was "rough chuckles"?

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Lizard Wizard posted:

I prefer the laughs that don't have hate speech but okay.

Not me, hate speech is the best. I love hate speech and do it every day.

This is me except instead of a knife I am reading webcomics and instead of a fire I am sitting at my kotatsu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQyhmd7Gk4U

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

mysterious frankie posted:

Not me, hate speech is the best. I love hate speech and do it every day.

This is me except instead of a knife I am reading webcomics and instead of a fire I am sitting at my kotatsu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQyhmd7Gk4U

:how:

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


Hmm on the one hand safe space jokes are what CBS grandma comedies do, but on the other hand Todd strips are always good, so i am personally very torn about this talking cat webcomic

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you

Shibawanko posted:

There are too many words in the comic and not enough funny things.

This, except this thread.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


This was the "and what about airplane peanuts??" of Achewood and imo he can do better.

High Lord Elbow
Jun 21, 2013

"You can sit next to Elvira."
In my day people who needed a place where they could be protected from hearing opinions with which they disagreed would have been uniformly mocked at somethingawful dot com.

I am calling all millennials ridiculous pussies.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Onstad knows about us, and wanted to destroy us. That's what the cartoon was meant to do. :(

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

High Lord Elbow posted:

In my day people who needed a place where they could be protected from hearing opinions with which they disagreed would have been uniformly mocked at somethingawful dot com.

I am calling all millennials ridiculous pussies.

How much edgier could this be? None more edgy

surc
Aug 17, 2004

This thread needs to get back up to 2.5 ounces, quick.

Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog
"You've been incidental here, Ray!"

I forgot about the most precise own of all time

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Here's a different dumb argument to have: I gotta disagree with Beef's contention that "pork chops are too crass for a lady they are a low dish of dudes."

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


To be fair, it's never a good idea to take cooking advice from a dude who got no sense of eggs

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

High Lord Elbow posted:

In my day people who needed a place where they could be protected from hearing opinions with which they disagreed would have been uniformly mocked at somethingawful dot com.

I am calling all millennials ridiculous pussies.
And today, that's what GBS is.

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
God, I've never wanted to read about stuffed animals starting a joint company less in my life!

krakagar
Sep 26, 2010
New Strip!
:siren: New Achewood. :siren:

I've always wanted to post that!

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Do you patiently wait for Halloween to satisfy your black licorice cravings? Beware black licorice enthusiasts – too much of it can cause serious harm! If you are over the age of 40 and consume multiple 2 oz bags (roughly 40-50 grams each) of black licorice a day for at least two weeks you could be at risk for heart arrhythmias.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

prefect posted:

Do you patiently wait for Halloween to satisfy your black licorice cravings? Beware black licorice enthusiasts – too much of it can cause serious harm! If you are over the age of 40 and consume multiple 2 oz bags (roughly 40-50 grams each) of black licorice a day for at least two weeks you could be at risk for heart arrhythmias.

do you enjoy black licorice? ignore this man's ravings, eat as all you desire, so as that you can be culled from this earth like the trash person you are

This strip seems to be Going Places. I will reserve judgment until the arc completes. Please don't drive any golf carts off cliffs, Beef.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

prefect posted:

Do you patiently wait for Halloween to satisfy your black licorice cravings? Beware black licorice enthusiasts – too much of it can cause serious harm! If you are over the age of 40 and consume multiple 2 oz bags (roughly 40-50 grams each) of black licorice a day for at least two weeks you could be at risk for heart arrhythmias.

This would have made an excellent alt-text for today's strip.

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer
Black licorice makes you poop green.

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe
Fresh, still warm black licorice is candy of the gods, true ambrosia.

Let it sit for a couple of days in open air and it becomes the stale, hard pellets excreted by Satan's pet bunny. I do not hold licorice haters in contempt because I know they are still in the dark and have not tasted the true form of that black gold.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Onstad should be ashamed of himself. For writing reasons

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Black licorice tastes like road tar and only fools eat it

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Teodor asking why they have to trick Beef into doing something that makes him happy is the surest sign that Teodor doesn't get Beef at all :colbert:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

"Hm yes sir and this wine you mention will it make us look like dicks"

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

people who do not enjoy black liquorice are rubbish! godless shirtlifters who lick their lips as they roger one another in... stairwells!

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Ordering wine is not easy if you are a poor man from bad circumstances.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Onstad really needed to flesh out Molly with some eccentricities. Otherwise, it just looks like a one sided unhealthy relationship.
If she had weirdness of her own, it'd make more sense that she'd hang around.

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

Johnny Aztec posted:

If she had weirdness of her own, it'd make more sense that she'd hang around.
Maybe that is her weirdness.

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


I think her weirdness was supposed to be that she was a dead and from 1800s Wales, but that never seemed to matter much at all.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Molly was in actual Heaven and not the....whatever sort of afterlife the rest of her family got.
Some sort of quasi Purgatory where everything is permently 18th century Wales


Molly was way more adjusted to future ness even when beef first met her.

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Well done like Achewood, or rare like a sympathetic female character in Achewood, etc

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