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FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

thathonkey posted:

some places ban carrying guns open or concealed they have to display signs around the premises though

pretty sure to open carry you dont need a license or anything

My libertarian coworker told me he refuses to patronize those businesses because it "takes away his right to defend himself".
Of course that doesn't stop him from working here which is also one of those no guns allowed businesses.

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Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I open carry because the government refused to give me a concealed carry permit because they are mental illness shamers

Lol great. Do you perform ocular scans on ethnic people?

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Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

What's the law around like if your gun accidentally discharges into a minority when you fall over because your leg fell asleep due to diabeatus?

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Jeff Sichoe posted:

What's the law around like if your gun accidentally discharges into a minority when you fall over because your leg fell off due to diabeatus?

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Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Really happy that the state gov't curbed our mentally ill goon from conceal carrying and in lieu he has to openly brandish his firearm.

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A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Open carry this dick

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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

sub-sub-sub-compact :grin:

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Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

I'm not going to own a gun because I have a mood disorder. I think that's for the best. I'm p ok with that being enforceable by law, rather than choice, as well.

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cnut: May 3, 2016

I open carry my farts about me. I'm very popular, as you can imagine.

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Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

I like to stand in the carpark with a noticeable erection and look at you as you get outta your car like try to look INSIDE the car into your personal space like how much change you got in there and stuff

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ChesterJT: Dec 28, 2003; Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

FedEx Mercury posted:

My libertarian coworker told me he refuses to patronize those businesses because it "takes away his right to defend himself".
Of course that doesn't stop him from working here which is also one of those no guns allowed businesses.

If he quit where would he get the money to buy guns mr smart guy?

Hey I didn't shoot a guy while I committed my felonies even though I have a drinking problem, this is bullshit!

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hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

people are very nonchalant about DUIs

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Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

DUI is only a big deal now because of MADD and other feminist activists infringing on our rights

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Ein cooler Typ posted:

DUI is only a big deal now because of MADD and other feminist activists infringing on our rights

Mutual Assured Drunk Driving?

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A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

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cnut: May 3, 2016

Anderron Shi posted:

I think she should get pregnant again.

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Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

How old is the child that that mother is desperately trying to keep breastfeeding? I'm guessing seven, maybe eight, years.

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

if you get a DUI you're a goddamn moron idiot who deserves almost all the bad things that happen as a result

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A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

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bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Pvt.Scott posted:

I'm not going to own a gun because I have a mood disorder. I think that's for the best. I'm p ok with that being enforceable by law, rather than choice, as well.

If you want to take the 50/50 shot that you'll use it to kill yourself in order to avoid the 1/1,000,000 shot that you'll use it to defend a home invasion that should be your choice as a stupid American.

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Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Anderron Shi posted:

That poor 8 year old is going to go hungry if she doesn't get a response ASAP

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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Moridin920 posted:

if you get a DUI you're a goddamn moron idiot who deserves almost all the bad things that happen as a result

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bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Moridin920 posted:

if you get a DUI you're a goddamn moron idiot who deserves almost all the bad things that happen as a result

It wasn't a DUI it was a drinking charge. And now he's a felon because of a prior (felony).

# ? Dec 7, 2016 00:35

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Oscar Wild posted:

That poor 8 year old is going to go hungry if she doesn't get a response ASAP

He'll be fine, 25 comments already..
Plus, Colt survived right.

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hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

scrubs season six posted:

It wasn't a DUI it was a drinking charge. And now he's a felon because of a prior (felony).

what

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A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:

what

The guy has a drinking charge on his belt which now has him marked as a felon because of a prior what part don't you get!!!!!!

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Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
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Anderron Shi posted:

drat laowai doxxed me :mad:

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Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Anderron Shi posted:

colt

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ChesterJT: Dec 28, 2003; Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

scrubs season six posted:

It wasn't a DUI it was a drinking charge. And now he's a felon because of a prior (felony).

You don't get a felony for "drinking". It was a DUI.

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A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Yeah I'm colt that's my mom posting

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cnut: May 3, 2016

Anderron Shi posted:

Yeah I'm colt that's my mom posting

My condolences :negative:

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

ChesterJT posted:

You don't get a felony for "drinking".

youre drinking wrong

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Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

scrubs season six posted:

If you want to take the 50/50 shot that you'll use it to kill yourself in order to avoid the 1/1,000,000 shot that you'll use it to defend a home invasion that should be your choice as a stupid American.

Nah, topping yourself off is a personal choice. Having sad/brokebrains and capping a dozen people on the way out when your access to such an effective method of violence could have withheld from you instead is bad. Not foolproof, you can always go illegal, but maybe if Walmart and Bass Pro couldn't legally sell longarms and pistols to paranoid schizophrenics and bipolar assholes, that'd be slightly better.

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Yorkshire Pudding: Nov 24, 2006

The answer is not to take away the guns, it's to make protection more available. Bulletproof vests and handcrafted steel face masks designed to look like skeletons and oni need to be made more possible for the average middle class American to afford. Fire was dangerous when it was first discovered, but did humans say "Oh no we shouldn't have heated homes and romantic candlelight love-making because some people might use it as a means to kill others"? No, we started draping our bodies with flaxen cloth soaked in water and other fire retardant mixtures.

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Pvt.Scott posted:

maybe if Walmart and Bass Pro couldn't legally sell longarms and pistols to paranoid schizophrenics and bipolar assholes, that'd be slightly better.

this is shaming and phobic or something

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FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

What states does Walmart sell firearms in? Never seen it in Wisconsin.

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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Missouri

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ChesterJT: Dec 28, 2003; Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

FedEx Mercury posted:

What states does Walmart sell firearms in? Never seen it in Wisconsin.

Indiana does, just not all of them.

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Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

If only we could open carry on the internet.

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