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Darkest Auer posted:you'll find those, except without windows as they're underground. And kitchens instead of bathrooms (they're communal at the end of the hall). http://i.imgur.com/DvNoqX7.gifv
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There's a huge difference between a weightlifting squat where your feet are more than shoulder width apart, and a making GBS threads squat where your ankles are almost touching and your butt is lowered to almost ankle height. It's like comparing regular push-ups with diamond push-ups. Now while you're off balance reach around behind yourself to wipe, unless you're one of those gross people that wipes back-to-front and approaches from under the balls.
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I'm glad that the only thing I needed to make friends when I was a kid were some rollerblades and pogs.
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Oh poo poo you can actually reach around? I'm gross and not flexible. I guess I do both just to make sure my butt is clean but I'm mostly a underarm than a sidearm kind of wiper
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caberham posted:Oh poo poo you can actually reach around? I'm gross and not flexible. Oh, it's that time again, I guess. 
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Just don't poo poo in your pants. We had a "can you squat" contest back in Korea and turned out there was only one guy we knew who could do the full on Asian/Slav heels together and feet flat squat. Everyone else's heels would come up off the floor no matter how much we tried.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Oh, it's that time again, I guess. Don't doxx me
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Grand Fromage posted:Just don't poo poo in your pants. All Goons are guilty of this. Hell the other day I was pissing pushed too hard and opps I craped myself.
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LentThem posted:There's a huge difference between a weightlifting squat where your feet are more than shoulder width apart, and a making GBS threads squat where your ankles are almost touching and your butt is lowered to almost ankle height. It's like comparing regular push-ups with diamond push-ups. If you're making GBS threads in a squatter with your ankles together you're standing in the bowl
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Another unfortunate victim of kanrenao https://gfycat.com/DisfiguredImpossibleDutchshepherddog
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Haier posted:<soda geyser> I was going to do this, but all they had was Pepsi.
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LentThem posted:There's a huge difference between a weightlifting squat where your feet are more than shoulder width apart, and a making GBS threads squat where your ankles are almost touching and your butt is lowered to almost ankle height. It's like comparing regular push-ups with diamond push-ups. Hate to break it to you but you don't have your feet anywhere near each other in a shitsquat / slavsquat / Fuki reading a newspaper on the corner while it's raining and he's smoking squat
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I'm the Chinese person that stares so hard at the foreigner that I have to turn my entire upper body, not only my head, when I walk past them so I can make sure I get a better gawk.
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Haier posted:soda haha what the gently caress, this thread always has wonderful new surprises for me in the morning
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Did he also slightly lower his sunglasses and say "ohh yeahh" in a super low pitch?
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Haier posted:I'm the Chinese person that stares so hard at the foreigner that I have to turn my entire upper body, not only my head, when I walk past them so I can make sure I get a better gawk. I went to a town once, and some shirtless dude pointed at me and yelled the local dialect version of laowai, waited a second, then yelled it again. This went on for like ten minutes I'm not exaggerating, he followed me from a distance all through this little backwater town yelling it urgently every couple seconds with his arm outstretched trembling and pointing at me. Like I got some street food to eat, got up and went about my business and he was still off in the distance pointing and yelling. I don't know if he was mentally handicapped or what. It was the weirdest poo poo, the stares are one thing but this was a whole other level.
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Chewing with mouth open is good for healthy because the stomach should have a mix of food and air or else digestion is impossible!
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Haier posted:Chewing with mouth open is good for healthy because the stomach should have a mix of food and air or else digestion is impossible! I never knew scorpions were so high in calories
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Invisible Handjob posted:haha what the gently caress, this thread always has wonderful new surprises for me in the morning For every A4 paper and 1 Finger selfie, there are a million failed attempts at viral . . . stuff. 
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Koramei posted:thats actually pretty cool And that's why it probably didn't viral. Not insipid enough. Personally, I love the articles lauding some local lunatic's backyard killbot pieced together from phone parts stolen from local Western factories, using their insane hobby as proof that China will rule the world in the near future.
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Haier posted:Chewing with mouth open is good for healthy because the stomach should have a mix of food and air or else digestion is impossible! Saw some scorpions on a skewer like that at a street stall in Beijing (actually several and they were all in a row on a street) along with some emperor scorpions. I ate an emperor scorpion while two guys on my study abroad split a skewer of two. Iirc, the emperor was 50rmb or there about.
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Sheep-Goats posted:Hate to break it to you but you don't have your feet anywhere near each other in a shitsquat / slavsquat / Fuki reading a newspaper on the corner while it's raining and he's smoking squat I have seen many women do that kind of squat.
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This is pretty neat. She could draw on my dusty car any time she wants
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Invisible Handjob posted:I went to a town once, and some shirtless dude pointed at me and yelled the local dialect version of laowai, waited a second, then yelled it again. This went on for like ten minutes I'm not exaggerating, he followed me from a distance all through this little backwater town yelling it urgently every couple seconds with his arm outstretched trembling and pointing at me. Like I got some street food to eat, got up and went about my business and he was still off in the distance pointing and yelling. I don't know if he was mentally handicapped or what. Got your own hype man for a day
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Remember Mack Horton? The Australian swimmer who called a Chinese Swimmer a drug cheat. Well he is still getting angry shitposts from wumaos on his social media accounts.
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They never stop since if you get big enough about being anti-China they just assign some Wumaos to your account/site. Sure you will get the odd unique hits, but you will always see the same accounts over and over again copy pasting poo poo if they are really lazy.
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Equal rights in China! https://www.hongkongfp.com/2016/12/07/beijing-court-issues-first-domestic-violence-protection-order-to-male-victim/ quote:A Beijing court issued a domestic violence protection order last week to protect a male victim from domestic abuse from his wife, The Paper reports.
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It's too hot here. Kinda want to go back to Shanghai but bad pollution. Not like hk is much better
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I took this picture while walking. I believe it is a wonderful parallel to modern China in every possible way. EDIT: If you can't see it clearly, it's a fake rock falling apart and exposing the rusty rebar that held the shape of the fake rock. I had a nice walk during/after the lunch hour while people were napping or stuffing their faces. Roads and sidewalks were calmer than usual, as the entire country, whether at work, school, or home, absolutely must eat lunch exactly between 12-2pm or else I don't know what. Death? Anyway, I had a couple hours in the sun, since the temperature read 85F/29C. I got sweaty in my t-shirt and got some vitamin D on my face. Nothing very eventful or special since people were all inside during the mandatory lunch hour. Just a nice stroll in a park on a sunny, yet smoggy day. On the Metro ride home I was sitting there and something popped inside my brain. I want to leave. There is nothing here that is very interesting or worth staying for. I am bored, and the stimulation I get outside is typically the worst kind (annoyance, anger, etc.). I have some good trustworthy friends, but those happen and are everwhere and doesn't mean it makes it any more special or fun being here. I tried doing the numbers on if I left and went somewhere else, but I am not sure about the exact costs or what is possible without first contacting a ton of other people and then discussing this with everyone, and I don't really want to spring this on my boss who really wants me to be here and we are bros. Bleh. Anyone not in China, tip your carbonated soft-drink in my honor and plz pray 4 me 2 survive until my next window of opportunity in like March I think. Haier fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Dec 7, 2016 |
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Yo, what do scorpions taste like? Is it basically whatever oil/sauce they're fried in?
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What's that in the pic? Some broken old poo poo with trash strewn in?
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caberham posted:No one in Hong Kong can squat really well because everyone uses regular toilets. High heels are bad for your achilles tendon, they are the anti-squat. So yeah I guess that balances out.
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rock fake So what
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I've been trying this out and I can't actually flat-foot squat either. I'm a shameful slav. Always thought it was more about using it as a rest position when you're chatting with someone, or having a smoke or whatever, rather than it being a "good" squat or anything.
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Blistex posted:For every A4 paper and 1 Finger selfie, there are a million failed attempts at viral . . . stuff. This loss.jpg version is really abstract.
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Kind of strange they would go through the trouble of making a fake rock. Seems like it would be easier to ask your Uncle Lao Wang for one from one of his quarries.
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