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I used to take a lot of 9 hour road trips. I would get a Gatorade at the start of the trip for peeing. The wide mouth and scalable cap made it easy and I could seal it and throw it away at the next gas station, cause while I was peeing in a bottle I'm not a complete animal. And it cut the trip to just one stop halfway. And I didnt throw pee out my window.
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 17:45 |
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C-SPAN Caller posted:Who has more than 44 oz of piss in them Usually there is alcohol involved and the person's judgement of the appropriate cup size may be compromised.
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 18:12 |
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loquacius posted:Tonight, two totally sustainable situations that will not end poorly at all no sir I think the gay love situation is kind of adorable, especially when compared to the usual confession (like the second one).
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 18:37 |
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Shayu posted:I think the gay love situation is kind of adorable, especially when compared to the usual confession (like the second one). I think it's super rapey (imagine if anon was a girl if that helps) but diff'rent strokes etc
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 18:46 |
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It sound like the roommate (only attracted to straight or straight acting men) has a fantasy of turning a straight guy. If goons money runs out and he does it literally to live with no other choice it becomes rapey. But it seems like 2 consenting adults doing to role-playing. Its a bit odd but whatever.
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 18:51 |
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I'm straight as hell but if someone gave me free rent drat right they could suck my dick.
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 19:04 |
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:I'm straight as hell but if someone gave me free rent drat right they could suck my dick. username checks out
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 19:06 |
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Let it be known that if some gay dude wants to suck my dick and also give me free things I'm 100% down
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 19:07 |
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You guys need to post that on craigslist, not here
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 19:16 |
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Yeah a boyfriend would be a whole lot cheaper than paying that guy's rent.
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 20:03 |
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Malpais Legate posted:Yeah a boyfriend would be a whole lot cheaper than paying that guy's rent. also more likely to consent to actual sex
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 20:05 |
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C-SPAN Caller posted:Who has more than 44 oz of piss in them I do, easily. Especially if drugs and alcohol is involved, I clocked myself at a minute and forty five seconds of solid stream. I'm also a tall man with large internal organs. I'd guess at least half a gallon on occasion. It's me. I'm the pissbitch
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 21:08 |
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Play posted:I do, easily. Especially if drugs and alcohol is involved, I clocked myself at a minute and forty five seconds of solid stream. I'm also a tall man with large internal organs. I'd guess at least half a gallon on occasion. That's impressive. I knew a fat diabetic that lived in the apartment above me. He drank a lot of beer. A lot of beer. He used the bathroom in my place once and it was like a 5 minute opus of a man with a three gallon sized bladder and a huge urethra. You could hear his piss over the tv. poo poo was insane. He's dead now, he fell asleep at the wheel and crashed drunk coming home from the beach driving northbound in the southbound lanes and took a cop with him.
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 21:20 |
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quote:I have been interested in the fetish scene since I was really young. Pretty quickly after discovering that I liked girls, I also discovered that I like things up my bum, being tied up, and transformation. I wish I could say "I was with you until the clown makeup" but honestly I was only with you until "haven't ejaculated since June" Like, I don't think anyone has a fetish that leaves them unable to masturbate. I don't know how you could possibly even get a fetish that specific without porn to cater to it. Still a funny read though which is why I posted it. speaking of short stories, here's a long short story quote:I live alone with my goldfish in a midwestern city. I bought a really large corner of an older industrial building that was in a really horrible area of this city, for next to nothing. There's a guy next to me making clothes and downstairs is a pottery studio and a few apartments. The place overlooks a wide street with brownstones facing me about 90 yards away across a city park, a few playgrounds and there's tons of drug dealing and prostitution going on both day and night. At the end there I was really hoping it was gonna turn into the other one about bloody cancer jizz but it didn't A request: I think we've about exhausted the narrative possibilities of bloody cancer jizz
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 21:20 |
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loquacius posted:I think it's super rapey (imagine if anon was a girl if that helps) but diff'rent strokes etc I do not think you can describe something as "rapey"... It is either rape or not, and if they both consent then it cannot be rape. I think it is also a little sexist to say it would be worse if anon was a woman, but I sort of agree, so I suppose that I would not feel the same if he was a woman, I am a little sexist as well, then.
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 21:20 |
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Shayu posted:I do not think you can describe something as "rapey"... It is either rape or not, and if they both consent then it cannot be rape. I think it is also a little sexist to say it would be worse if anon was a woman, but I sort of agree, so I suppose that I would not feel the same if he was a woman, I am a little sexist as well, then. You can definitely describe things that are not rape as rapey. "Rapey" just means "evocative of rape". If you, eg, go up to a stranger, grab their arm, and say "hey, come with me into this dark alley" while licking your lips, that is not actually rape, but it sure is rapey. And if you take advantage of someone's poor financial status to extract sexual favors from them even though they are not sexually attracted to you, that feels pretty rapey too. But rapeyness is a subjective term, I suppose.
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 21:32 |
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loquacius posted:I have been interested in the fetish scene since I was really young. Pretty quickly after discovering that I liked girls, I also discovered that I like things up my bum, being tied up, and transformation. I see you finally got around to posting Jastiger's confession.
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 21:35 |
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i went ot see my very attractive dentist earlier tonight and now i'm wondering if thats a fetish because having someone poke around and scrape your teeth and such isn't very pleasant
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 21:42 |
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People really have too many guns
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 21:44 |
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Jose posted:i went ot see my very attractive dentist earlier tonight and now i'm wondering if thats a fetish because having someone poke around and scrape your teeth and such isn't very pleasant It's not pleasant but having her breasts pressed against your neck and shoulders while she cleans your teeth sure is. I make sure I visit six-monthly instead of the yearly appointments my MILFy dentist says I need. Well, there's my confession I suppose!
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 22:35 |
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monkeytennis posted:It's not pleasant but having her breasts pressed against your neck and shoulders while she cleans your teeth sure is. I make sure I visit six-monthly instead of the yearly appointments my MILFy dentist says I need. This is basically how I met my exwife.
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monkeytennis posted:It's not pleasant but having her breasts pressed against your neck and shoulders while she cleans your teeth sure is. I make sure I visit six-monthly instead of the yearly appointments my MILFy dentist says I need. There's no reason for her to be shoving her tits into your neck, she digs you. Make a move my man! You're just a little bravery away from a novocained mouth full of crotch!
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 22:40 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:There's no reason for her to be shoving her tits into your neck, she digs you. Make a move my man! You're just a little bravery away from a novocained mouth full of crotch! Yeah if her tots are touching you at all, let alone cupping your neck, for any amount of time it it on purpose. Maybe she likes to see if she can boner guys in the chair. But its probably a hint. Does she talk about things like resteraunts and bars she likes to go to? During the obligatory dentist small talk?
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 22:52 |
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Pro: dentist sex Con: crippling life-long mouth problems as a result of letting your dental hygiene go so you can see your dentist more often
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 22:57 |
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areyoucontagious posted:Pro: dentist sex The pro-tier move would be to simply pull a tooth out each time you want to see her. Have her pop that bad boy right back in there and make a joke about "we gotta stop meeting like this!"
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 23:13 |
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I would have thought that most dentists probably have a hangup when it comes to peeps with hosed up teef and wouldn't go near that poo poo
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 00:09 |
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Eh, I'm a banker and I still date people that get overdraft fees. Just kidding. If you don't have a 721+ credit rating then stop talking to me.
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 00:25 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Eh, I'm a banker and I still date people that get overdraft fees. Wait, does overdrafting effect credit rating? I'll occasional overdraft but my bank just pulls the difference out of my savings..
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 00:44 |
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Harakiri Potter posted:That's impressive. I knew a fat diabetic that lived in the apartment above me. He drank a lot of beer. A lot of beer. He used the bathroom in my place once and it was like a 5 minute opus of a man with a three gallon sized bladder and a huge urethra. You could hear his piss over the tv. poo poo was insane. He's dead now, he fell asleep at the wheel and crashed drunk coming home from the beach driving northbound in the southbound lanes and took a cop with him Pissbitch: A true American hero
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Solice Kirsk posted:There's no reason for her to be shoving her tits into your neck, she digs you. Make a move my man! You're just a little bravery away from a novocained mouth full of crotch! The dentists at my place do the boob shoving but they are all literally 60 years old. Do not hit on your dentists goons.
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 02:36 |
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@ piss bottle users: why don't you just drink the piss? you can drive forever...
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 03:01 |
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when i was a kid drinking beers I peed in a beer bottle but obviously the human bladder is bigger than 330ml so the bottle overflowed and I couldn't stop peeing so I jammed my penis-head against the top of the bottle but it was more like putting your finger on the end of a hose and piss just sprayed loving everywhere
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 03:17 |
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Putty posted:The dentists at my place do the boob shoving but they are all literally 60 years old. wrong, but right in your situation The Royal Nonesuch fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Jan 15, 2017 |
# ? Dec 8, 2016 03:22 |
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Harakiri Potter posted:That's impressive. I knew a fat diabetic that lived in the apartment above me. He drank a lot of beer. A lot of beer. He used the bathroom in my place once and it was like a 5 minute opus of a man with a three gallon sized bladder and a huge urethra. You could hear his piss over the tv. poo poo was insane. He's dead now, he fell asleep at the wheel and crashed drunk coming home from the beach driving northbound in the southbound lanes and took a cop with him. thats cool as hell. goodnight sweet prince.
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 03:36 |
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Women have tits and sometimes they need to bend over. And maybe they're acting extra cool about it because they know you can feel them on your greasy nerd body and they're hoping you're not going to make it awkward by expressing the creepy thoughts that they know are in your head.
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 04:18 |
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So you're saying my rash decision to get my wisdom teeth pulled without going under wasn't impressive??
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 04:24 |
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The Management posted:Women have tits and sometimes they need to bend over. And maybe they're acting extra cool about it because they know you can feel them on your greasy nerd body and they're hoping you're not going to make it awkward by expressing the creepy thoughts that they know are in your head. Holy poo poo that is so hot
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 06:01 |
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It is incredibly rare for blood in the semen to be a symptom of prostate cancer. It's not impossible, but it's not typical.
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 06:19 |
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free basket of chips posted:Wait, does overdrafting effect credit rating? I'll occasional overdraft but my bank just pulls the difference out of my savings.. No, it doesn't affect your credit. The only way a bank account could affect it is if you had an account accumulate a bunch of fees and then left it negative until the bank charged it off or sends it to their collections area.
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The Management posted:Women have tits and sometimes they need to bend over. And maybe they're acting extra cool about it because they know you can feel them on your greasy nerd body and they're hoping you're not going to make it awkward by expressing the creepy thoughts that they know are in your head. Keep going I'm almost there...
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