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TheLightPurges posted:Lightning strikes the Earth 1000 times a second. That's a lot of people masturbating. That's a lot of trees masturbating too. I wonder how they even do it. Don't answer that.
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Your worldview is amazing if someone got punished for masturbating like that nd its news. Just the scope of everyone masturbating worldwide
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Mierenneuker posted:Zeus is a real horndog, you bet your rear end he was watching. Ha. 7 of 8 are indeed Zeus. But lighting a diddler is not his MO. Headline "giant duck seduces girl who turns into and apple and gives birth to 3" then you know its Zeus.
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Giant Isopod posted:That's a lot of trees masturbating too. I wonder how they even do it. The poplar theory on this is that trees masturbate by autophotosynthiation.
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Dec 7, 2016 17:44
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Theres an awful lot of pollen just floating around out there.
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TheLightPurges posted:Theres an awful lot of pollen just floating around out there.  uhnff
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Solice Kirsk posted:
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Solice Kirsk posted:
That tree clearly had help from the pervert you can see giving that tree a handjob.
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Solice Kirsk posted:
December 1st.
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Dec 7, 2016 18:09
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Jacking ofd is not a good way to get rid of morning wood.
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biracial bear for uncut posted:I like the disclaimer at the bottom of the comic. I think it explains why it's so loving bad. It's like the reason. Miyazaki gave for why anime blows. The creator here has never watched actual people or witnessed an actual argument. He just reads a bunch of nerdshit and knows XKCD is what a nerd comic looks like.
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http://i.imgur.com/tA5q8ph.gifv RE: humans vs scary animals
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funny Star Wars parody posted:http://i.imgur.com/tA5q8ph.gifv Which ones autistic?
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TheLightPurges posted:Which ones autistic? The viewer.
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alpha_destroy posted:I think it explains why it's so loving bad. It's like the reason. Miyazaki gave for why anime blows. The creator here has never watched actual people or witnessed an actual argument. He just reads a bunch of nerdshit and knows XKCD is what a nerd comic looks like. I thought that was a xkcd until your post.
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funny Star Wars parody posted:http://i.imgur.com/tA5q8ph.gifv  BITCH YOU SOLD ME SOME BAD HONEY!
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Lizard Combatant posted:Eh, statistically you're pretty safe. She probably did some other poo poo like covet the neighbor's wife during. Or covet her neighbor's donkey 
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funny Star Wars parody posted:http://i.imgur.com/tA5q8ph.gifv New Tekken is looking very realistic edit: I want to see this bear fight that kangaroo
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funny Star Wars parody posted:http://i.imgur.com/tA5q8ph.gifv Its from a commercial. Some salmom company talking about how there salmon is so fresh. "Cue guy running up and trying to take a salmom from a bear."
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OxySnake posted:Its from a commercial. Some salmom company talking about how there salmon is so fresh. "Cue guy running up and trying to take a salmom from a bear." Yeah i know, there's no way an irl bear floats like Ali like that lol
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Solice Kirsk posted:
Sequel to The Happening looking good.
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OxySnake posted:Its from a commercial. Some salmom company talking about how there salmon is so fresh. "Cue guy running up and trying to take a salmom from a bear." you're telling me that boxing, roundhouse kicking bear is FAAAAAAKE? *mind literally explodes*
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Elias_Maluco posted:New Tekken is looking very realistic Elias_Maluco posted:edit: I want to see this bear fight that kangaroo
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Jacking ofd is not a good way to get rid of morning wood. Duh, you pee doing a handstand, THEN jerk off 
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I love anime characters with regular sized contact lenses
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Kennel posted:
The way she's dressed she's practically begging for it! 
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Solice Kirsk posted:
This made my eyes start watering and my nose start running just for looking at it.
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RFC2324 posted:This made my eyes start watering and my nose start running just for looking at it. It was quite erotic, yes. 
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Dewey? Been there though.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:The reason people get hit by lightning is because Zeus is a God and he also has pretty good aim. Use protection. 
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"Hahaha and AWAYYYYY!!"
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Say Nothing posted:Use protection. Ah yes, the duct tape masturbation station
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