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Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


I had to drive across Colorado in early May 2011, after an extremely snowy winter. The interstate was basically beat to poo poo after the winter, and most of the paint for lane markers and such was completely worn away. This made it incredibly fun when it started snowing at dusk, about two hours west of Denver. I'm usually comfortable driving in snow and bad conditions, but I think that drive took 5 years off my life expectancy.


e: new page, have some actual schadenfreude

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/805515368215105536

Atlanta scores a td to go up by one, tries for a 2 pt conversion to extend lead to 3, KC picks the pass off and runs it back for 2 pts, winning the game.

Enos Cabell has a new favorite as of 17:12 on Dec 7, 2016

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




Just to offset this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq7FJzMc9tg

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

SubponticatePoster posted:

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If you lose momentum at all you're hosed. I made it through once in a tiny subcompact rental car and the second time in my Chevy Cobalt coupe because I know how to drive in snow, being from Utah. Why in the hell don't they get the snowplows out and ready to go before it starts snowing instead of letting everything turn into a giant clusterfuck and then they can't run them because the roads are all full of stuck cars?

Liking this post/donation tag combo :mmmhmm:

Atmus posted:

(The stereotypes are that Californians with a AWD crossover will do 15mph in the left lane of the highway if it's just started snowing and the road is still black while Texans will try to do 80mph in a 4wd truck with summer tires on black ice) and the complacency of 'experienced Coloradoans', and you get a huge clusterfuck of bullshit that made winter stop being fun.

Native Texan, I see both of these play out on the freeways everytime it rains much less snows. Some people freak out and slow to a crawl, others DGAF and try to go 80 because they never heard of hydroplaning. I kind of give us a pass in snow/ice because, at least in the Dallas area, we see snow on the ground maybe one day a year, freezing rain 2 or 3 if it's a particularly cold winter.

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005

Themata posted:

This was from a few pages back but:
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or maybe
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Minor schadenfreude: me trying not to crack up in my office because I can't exactly explain what's funny to my co-workers when its a cartoon gif of a spazzing firey dong.

Nice work on those!

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Takes No Damage posted:

Native Texan, I see both of these play out on the freeways everytime it rains much less snows. Some people freak out and slow to a crawl, others DGAF and try to go 80 because they never heard of hydroplaning. I kind of give us a pass in snow/ice because, at least in the Dallas area, we see snow on the ground maybe one day a year, freezing rain 2 or 3 if it's a particularly cold winter.

This happens in North Dakota too. When the weather isn't that bad people drive like it's the apocalypse. When the weather is bad they drive like they're in a tank with places to be.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Takes No Damage posted:

Liking this post/donation tag combo :mmmhmm:


Native Texan, I see both of these play out on the freeways everytime it rains much less snows. Some people freak out and slow to a crawl, others DGAF and try to go 80 because they never heard of hydroplaning. I kind of give us a pass in snow/ice because, at least in the Dallas area, we see snow on the ground maybe one day a year, freezing rain 2 or 3 if it's a particularly cold winter.

The best thing is watching people slow to a crawl before they try and go up a hill. Then wonder why they are soon sliding backwards.

Then you zoom past them as they slam their accelerator to the floor and you pray they don't randomly regain traction and lurch into you as you zip up the hill.

Physics is hard.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Who wants some early celebrations going wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blMxB09L5q0

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Themata posted:

This was from a few pages back but:
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or maybe
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Second one, but rotate the dong 90 degrees clockwise so it's pointing upward

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Themata posted:

This was from a few pages back but:
?
or maybe
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Those also work for urinary tract infections!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
http://i.imgur.com/8fJsYGB.gifv

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Well good on him for being dead on in everything but height.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
He still would've missed. It's a little bit to the left, too.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Themata posted:

This was from a few pages back but:
?
or maybe
?

Mommy, why is that man teabagging Saiyan Goku/Bart Simpson?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I'm so happy to be alive in this beautiful age.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

So many questions. So many.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

So many questions. So many.

Two: where, and how much.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

So many questions. So many.

From some Dutch commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNlgu-Nwn5I

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Dillbag posted:

Mommy, why is that man teabagging Saiyan Goku/Bart Simpson?

The top one is like Kool Aid man busting through a wall, or the most dangerous gloryhole ever

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

BOOTY-ADE posted:

The top one is like Kool Aid man busting through a wall, or the most dangerous gloryhole ever
                            /

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
11foot8 nets another,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os5BAOBtEMM&feature=youtu.be

Lime Tonics has a new favorite as of 03:35 on Dec 8, 2016

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Ooh yeah, that hits the spot.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




I fuckin' love dogs' sense of humor.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

Cops called to gas station after man squirts bear spray down pants, strips nude, then pours milk on genitals.

The story is pretty much the headline.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

This is especially good. If the truck hadn't been so far to the left in the lane, it would have gone through.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

That one basketball kid at 6:25 is insane. one second left on the clock with a one point difference, its like the stars aligned to absolutely gently caress over every white shirt wearing middle schooler in the building.

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka

Slugnoid posted:

That one basketball kid at 6:25 is insane. one second left on the clock with a one point difference, its like the stars aligned to absolutely gently caress over every white shirt wearing middle schooler in the building.

This was the only thing I could think of when I saw that clip.

https://youtu.be/CEemjS2lMeA

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun


Best part of this video is that most of the clips show the crushing realization of what happened. The worst thing about pre-mature celebration videos is you don't get to see the raw regret.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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Slugnoid posted:

That one basketball kid at 6:25 is insane. one second left on the clock with a one point difference, its like the stars aligned to absolutely gently caress over every white shirt wearing middle schooler in the building.

If you want devestated kids that think they've pulled off a legendary upset, have I got a clip for you.

The devestated announcers are just a bonus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkABO0VwCg

Bad Wolf
Apr 7, 2007
Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometime !

flosofl posted:

No jury would have convicted if she had burned the whole house down.

You joke but...

http://deredactie.be/cm/vrtnieuws.english/Antwerp/1.2837078

6-year-old kid gets send to his room straight after dinner for misbehaving, burns down house. Nobody died. Bonus schadenfreude I read in the newspaper : Dad asks himself if his punishment was too harsh. I'd say no, but maybe check if your kid has any combustibles first.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Pook Good Mook posted:

If you want devestated kids that think they've pulled off a legendary upset, have I got a clip for you.

The devestated announcers are just a bonus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkABO0VwCg

This is kind of heartwarming:

quote:

In a final twist, however, after the Panthers did a regular kickoff, the Lions' returner Roderick Dunn caught the ball at his own three-yard line and took it 97 yards for a touchdown at 0:11 and a 48–44 Lions victory. He was the very same player who had muffed the reception of the final two onside kicks, and it was the only touchdown of his high school career.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Kennel posted:

This is kind of heartwarming:

Good for that kid!

I drive a BBW
Jun 2, 2008
Fun Shoe
https://media.giphy.com/media/zFVdjdKdeLmAE/giphy.gif

Random Hajile
Aug 25, 2003

NOT IN MY YARD

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004



Not only does he create the fumble, but he runs it back for the score. Good boy!

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chZsmKZ9Rjw

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


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-Zydeco- has a new favorite as of 17:05 on Dec 8, 2016

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Enos Cabell posted:

Not only does he create the fumble, but he runs it back for the score. Good boy!

I don't know, was that a "football move"? I'd throw out the challenge if the quick replay upheld.

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Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Enos Cabell posted:

Not only does he create the fumble, but he runs it back for the score. Good boy!

Look at him stunting down the field like a punk. Literally no class.

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