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DeadBonesBrook posted:I'm guessing when he conducts a lie detector test for a criminal case, he isn't asking the perp whether they called Amorosa a friend of the family, or if they love big cocks in their rear end. Polygraph tests are not admissible in court
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Uh, did you evah call Eric the Midget a niggah? n-nnn...nigga nigga table dance shake it up shake it up WOOOO
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Howard used Sal's participation in a gang rape of an unconscious woman as part of his evidence of Sal being gay. Tbf it is pretty gay I guess.
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Skip My Posts posted:Polygraph tests are not admissible in court They are, however, allowed in civil cases in some states.
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Does anyone know what Battle of Peleliu book Howard was talking about this morning? Of course he never gave the name of it.
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Moniker posted:They are, however, allowed in civil cases in some states. and on Maury Povich
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nate fisher posted:Does anyone know what Battle of Peleliu book Howard was talking about this morning? Of course he never gave the name of it. Didn't listen to this bit, but was it With The Old Breed by any chance?
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Orchestrated Mess posted:Didn't listen to this bit, but was it With The Old Breed by any chance? After googling the battle and penises it looks to be it. I remember Sledge from the Pacific, and as a Marine I've heard on the book. Going to order it.
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Dec 6, 2016 15:52
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Haha that lie detector segment was funny.
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Dec 7, 2016 01:10
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An often forgotten segment on the show was when Jackie was berated by Howard for telling a Ronald Reagan Alzheimer's joke at an event to his daughter, Patti. She went ballistic on Jackie and word got back to Howard and he let Jackie have it. Then shortly after, Patti did Playboy (a big deal at the time as she was the daughter of a President and was having an infamous fallout with her parents) and Billy West absolutely harassed her for 30 minutes with the Jackie Puppet. It's one of the best Jackie Puppet segments but far less known. I think he gives it to her worse than Richard Lewis or Conan.
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Crotch Bat posted:An often forgotten segment on the show was when Jackie was berated by Howard for telling a Ronald Reagan Alzheimer's joke at an event to his daughter, Patti. She went ballistic on Jackie and word got back to Howard and he let Jackie have it. Then shortly after, Patti did Playboy (a big deal at the time as she was the daughter of a President and was having an infamous fallout with her parents) and Billy West absolutely harassed her for 30 minutes with the Jackie Puppet. I didn't know the background on that, but agreed, that's perhaps the first Jackie Puppet segment I remember hearing and definitely one of the most memorable.
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I know a lot of people hate him but Michael Rapaport is one of the best things to ever happen to the show. He busts balls better than anyone on the show and it's actually funny. The fantasy football segment was the best. "This league exists to bust balls." followed by "I want Rapaport out because he busts balls too much."
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Dec 7, 2016 16:30
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Including all four original membersssssss, lead singer 'Howie Feltersnatch', Drummer Lou... that's 'Lou Scunt'. Is this Howard's daughter or something? EDIT: Nm, just looked it up.
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Beth in studio today!! Edit: Also, there's this, which I'm not sure is a joke or not: https://twitter.com/stutteringjohnm/status/806209829404491777 Sand Monster fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Dec 7, 2016 |
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Dec 7, 2016 17:27
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Artie's latest podcast episodes are on youtube. I've been listening to it. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's not. Today was interesting as he was talking about when he first started on Howard. He said that he thought he was going to get fired at the beginning because Howard wasn't using his jokes and was using all of Benjy's. I haven't heard that before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypoF5tjPZtU He did an episode the night of the election. That was great. Ends with Artie being in shock that he golfed with and roasted the President of the United States. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obqeRkjkQlU
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Sand Monster posted:Beth in studio today!! Looks like John needs money. Guess his stand-up isnt paying the bills.
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JB50 posted:Looks like John needs money. Guess his stand-up isnt paying the bills. I'm pretty sure there's something in the FEC guidelines against using campaign funds to pay your rent.
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Well elected office is probably the only place where John wouldn't be the biggest piece of poo poo, so that's something.
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some guy on the bus posted:Artie's latest podcast episodes are on youtube. I've been listening to it. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's not. Today was interesting as he was talking about when he first started on Howard. He said that he thought he was going to get fired at the beginning because Howard wasn't using his jokes and was using all of Benjy's. I haven't heard that before. Those stories were interesting. I wonder how much truth there is in Howard telling him "the show is geared towards you." Arties podcast cadence where he talks a million miles a minute and then mumbles the punchline is annoying as gently caress though.
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Dec 7, 2016 20:38
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In the middle of Sal's lie detector right now and this is like golden years Stern. I realize the good ol' days are gone but if they could do something like this a couple times a month the show would be just fine.
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Dec 8, 2016 02:46
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Crotch Bat posted:In the middle of Sal's lie detector right now and this is like golden years Stern. I realize the good ol' days are gone but if they could do something like this a couple times a month the show would be just fine. Jeez, what does Sal have left to admit at this point?
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haljordan posted:Jeez, what does Sal have left to admit at this point? They tested Sal and Richard about being gay (they are, like a lot if you believe the results) and then they sprung a bunch of racist questions on Sal and shocker, Sal's racist as poo poo although somehow he doesn't hate them.
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Crotch Bat posted:They tested Sal and Richard about being gay (they are, like a lot if you believe the results) and then they sprung a bunch of racist questions on Sal and shocker, Sal's racist as poo poo although somehow he doesn't hate them. Didn't Sal say that white women drinking too much leads to black babies? I don't remember specifically who he was talking about but I'm pretty sure he did.
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PinkoBastard posted:Didn't Sal say that white women drinking too much leads to black babies? I don't remember specifically who he was talking about but I'm pretty sure he did. Hi, this is Sal Governale...
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PinkoBastard posted:Didn't Sal say that white women drinking too much leads to black babies? I don't remember specifically who he was talking about but I'm pretty sure he did. All he was saying is that A) you shouldnt drink and do drugs because you might end up in a situation you regret. whether its a white child or a black child and B) he personally learned when he addresses things he should address them in a much better way, a specific way, so as not to offend people. black people white people spanish italian, whatever the case may be
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Crotch Bat posted:Hi, this is Sal Governale... I found the quote immediately after I posted that, and I'm loving dying over here. I'm not as well-versed in the Stern universe as you guys. I came to it late and mostly just click around on YouTube, watching HTVOD and some of the old Gilbert Gottfried clips (the one w/ Amy Heckerling's maid is the best.) I know that there's a ton of material out there, but is there any truly can't-miss stuff you can point me towards?
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PinkoBastard posted:I found the quote immediately after I posted that, and I'm loving dying over here. This is my favorite part of the thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcXzGS32eL8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28P3C3jMmYI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvUTdcc_vUo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3-jrrbHd7M Artie goofing on VH1's The Fabulous Life video is gone.  Have you seen the roasts? some bust on that guy fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Dec 8, 2016 |
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some guy on the bus posted:This is my favorite part of the thread. Gonna check these out tonight, thanks! I saw the roast of Artie but none of the others, so if you have a recommendation, definitely throw it my way.
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Crotch Bat posted:Hi, this is Sal Governale... The funniest thing that has ever aired in the history of mankind is that gigantic pause followed by ".........white women generally...don't have sex with black men".
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Oh, hahaha... You're me from almost 3 years ago (Jesus christ, guys... What the hell... Three years?!  ) Here's my list of Top Noine HS related things as a fan who only really started listening in early 2014 (I'd post links, but in on my phone. If you still don't have links to these things yourself by tomorrow, I'll quote this and add everything that I can): 1) Everything Eric the Actor, but especially zero point zero, Derek from Texas, the modelling agency, and the In Plain Sight saga 2) Magic Johnson's Magic Hour 3) Tradio and public access calls by Richard and Sal (specifically, the No Gravity/Hugs for Harlem call, which is the "dopus opus", as Howard put it. "Ball busting at level red", as per Artie.) 4) Sour Shoes vs Steve Langford 5) 6) Siobhan sitting on High-Pitch Mike's face for the tv, and the entire fallout from that, with regards to Artie 7) The Mike Walker Fart (listen to this first! It shows up more often than you'd think, so it's good to know where it came from) 8) Howard goofing on Gary's book. 9) Gary's love tape saga. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Dec 8, 2016 |
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Rupert, Gary's love tape has to be higher than 9 (noine). I don't know if you've seen the full video of when they first played it, but it is so unbelievably loving funny to this day. I'd include some Ronnie the limo driver segments or some of the better song parodies.
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Coheed and Camembert posted:Rupert, Gary's love tape has to be higher than 9 (noine). I don't know if you've seen the full video of when they first played it, but it is so unbelievably loving funny to this day. Yes. You gotta have the S.S Mund. Also when Howard's parents were without heat and power. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjprXXYKHuk
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Bonzo posted:Yes. You gotta have the S.S Mund. "...under the tyranny of the red sun..."  Edit: apparently that's not in the linked clip.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTaaReCXjyo prefect fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Dec 8, 2016 |
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Coheed and Camembert posted:Rupert, Gary's love tape has to be higher than 9 (noine). I don't know if you've seen the full video of when they first played it, but it is so unbelievably loving funny to this day. Oh, this wasn't an ordered list. Originally it wasn't even numbered, but then I saw that I had noine...
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"You better not redo the black haunted house bit" is my favorite line from the Sal Apology bit actually
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Tim's Assistant Jared.
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Sal makes a prank call with John the Stutterer and then gets so excited over it he has to go to the Mcdonands bathroom and jerk off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvGBBrBidec Howard is grossed out by a Sal song made about Robin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJn2-x-7CUY Beetlejuice vs Gary Battle of Wits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBuDo_e60U&t=935s PinkoBastard posted:Gonna check these out tonight, thanks! I saw the roast of Artie but none of the others, so if you have a recommendation, definitely throw it my way. The Ralph roast is a must listen because everybody really hates Ralph and he had no sense of humor about it.
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