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I like how the colorist completely hosed up coloring in that Kirby Beam™ Also love how Pete just casually drops that he has super powers once he realizes this dude is from outer space 
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Dec 7, 2016 06:56
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just you wait spider-man (lol gj with the secret identity there pal), ronan will go back to his ship and get his universal flyswatter and then we'll see who has the last laugh
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Begemot posted:I like how the colorist completely hosed up coloring in that Kirby Beam™ Oh, it's meant to be shooting an energy beam? I just assumed the 'universal weapon' was just hitting him with a hammer.
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Angry Salami posted:Oh, it's meant to be shooting an energy beam? I just assumed the 'universal weapon' was just hitting him with a hammer. It's a reasonable way to deal with spiders imo. Pretty lucky he doesn't have a giant shoe or really big rolled-up newspaper.
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Dec 7, 2016 15:19
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At least Peter's shirt stayed the same color.
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Dec 7, 2016 15:20
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So he's both potentially revealing his secret identity and conveniently revealing to Ronan the details of the power he used to evade his attack.
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Dec 7, 2016 15:54
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I hope Peter never puts on a costume and Ronan flees Earth convinced it is a planet of super-powered spider-warriors and he only got lucky with the Diner Bros.
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Dec 7, 2016 16:30
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Has NS-M never once met someone from another planet before until now? Also, those are some sweet teal jams Peter's wearing.
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redbackground posted:Has NS-M never once met someone from another planet before until now? if he has, he forgot about it. his brain doesn't work so good.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:if he has, he forgot about it. his brain doesn't work so good. I would imagine that, what with all the head trauma he's taken over the years.
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Dec 8, 2016 00:47
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ronan appreciates that spiders serve a valuable role in the ecosystem, if anything he'll go get the universal glass jar and universal sheet of paper so that he can safely relocate spider-man outside
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Dec 8, 2016 01:05
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 Hmm, the inhabitants of this planet call themselves 'spiders'.
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Newspaper Spider-Man: An Insignificant Creature to be Crushed
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Dec 8, 2016 07:06
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Soon Ronan will be faced by another human with Spider Strength and senses wearing a funny red suit calling himself Spider-Man while making spider-based battle banter. He will not make the connection
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Dec 8, 2016 07:13
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Space-Hammer is about to shoot a blast of space energy: Spider-Sense kicks in Space-Hammer is about to backhand swing into Peter's face: Spider-Sense says gently caress it, Peter can handle this by himself
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redbackground posted:Space-Hammer is about to shoot a blast of space energy: Spider-Sense kicks in Spider-sense is blind to blunt objects. This has been extremely consistent in the newspaper universe!
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Dec 8, 2016 07:21
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Begemot posted:Spider-sense is blind to blunt objects. This has been extremely consistent in the newspaper universe! This is an excellent point.
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Dec 8, 2016 07:24
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A hammer is just a brick with a handle
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Dec 8, 2016 07:41
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I love Peter Planker in the second panel.
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:I love Peter Planker in the second panel. He has the proportional core strength of a spider, you know.
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So like is his Translatatron also translating his dialogue back? And why is it giving him definitions? Does that mean it's giving him definitions for every word or does he have like a working grasp of English but needs certain words defined? I demand logic from this comic strip.
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ImpAtom posted:So like is his Translatatron also translating his dialogue back? And why is it giving him definitions? Does that mean it's giving him definitions for every word or does he have like a working grasp of English but needs certain words defined? I demand logic from this comic strip. Logic has stood accused for far too long. Ronan has dealt with it.
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Synthbuttrange posted:A hammer is just a brick with a handle Mods? New thread title, please? 
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That stiff and awkward hammer swing tho.
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SpiritOfLenin posted:That stiff and awkward hammer swing tho. Stiff and awkward, I'll show him stiff and awkward 
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Dec 9, 2016 06:11
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Well someone got sick of drawing a diner background.
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I love how Ronan just accepts whatever happens. "Why the hell is this guy trying?"
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peter nonchalantly putting on his webshooter in the first panel cracks me up and I don't know why
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Aren't there still people at that diner?
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the elderly couple ran screaming into the desert and they will never stop
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Dec 9, 2016 07:14
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sarge and his cop buddy got hammered and are currently sleeping it off on the floor of the diner one of them will probably wake up at an inconvenient time for
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Dec 9, 2016 07:18
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Man, it's a good thing Pete had his web shooters in his... pockets?
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Dec 9, 2016 07:23
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:I love how Ronan just accepts whatever happens. "Why the hell is this guy trying?" Ronan: ....fwip? I accuse Peter Parker of Earth of the crime of.... being lame! Flash Thompson: We find the accused guilty! 
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Dec 9, 2016 07:31
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I'm so glad I read this thread. Newspaper Spider-Man is a goddamn treasure.
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Dec 9, 2016 09:00
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This may in fact be Newspaper Spider-Man's lamest battle yet.
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Dec 9, 2016 09:05
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Something about Pete in that first panel killed me with his "gently caress me I guess I'm fighting this guy" expression 
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ghosthorse I like where your mind's at and raise you
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Y'know, Peter, small town diners can get robbed. It's a thing that happens, and many of them take precautions against that. Like security cameras, put your goddamn costume on 
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