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GobiasIndustries posted:Anything with Howard's parents is gonna be gold, listen to every clip you can find. Yep, I just instantly smile whenever he busts into his impressions of them.
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These lists are also missing the two great Scott the Engineer bits: the pushup competition and the anal pay-per-view special.
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Dec 8, 2016 19:21
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Howard doing a imitation of his mom having sex is used to prank a phone sex hotline. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYROprxRNGY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaShH-FSnlI I'm gonna take out my shotgun, and blow...her...brains ouuuuutttttttttt
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Adding to that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZw1Boj5S7g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tFpryuETvA
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some guy on the bus posted:The Ralph roast is a must listen because everybody really hates Ralph and he had no sense of humor about it.
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Lifespan posted:These lists are also missing the two great Scott the Engineer bits: the pushup competition and the anal pay-per-view special. I would have never let you come if I knew you were going to use the tape! Don't use the tape! No loving way, Gange!
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some guy on the bus posted:Adding to that I was just about to post the first one. I'd never heard it before. Made me laugh out loud. Ah, this thread makes me smile. I can't find the "Beat My Wife" song on youtube though... Nevermind: Kragger99 fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Dec 8, 2016 |
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Coheed and Camembert posted:I would have never let you come if I knew you were going to use the tape! Don't use the tape! No loving way, Gange! OUTTA HERE!!
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Kragger99 posted:I was just about to post the first one. I'd never heard it before. The best part about Sal is that he's this enormous bigot that is so hated by the cosmos that he's stuck with a wife he can never, ever rid himself out of. He's like the guy in a Tales from the Crypt story right before the ironic punishment.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:The best part about Sal is that he's this enormous bigot that is so hated by the cosmos that he's stuck with a wife he can never, ever rid himself out of. He's like the guy in a Tales from the Crypt story right before the ironic punishment. What would Sal's ironic punishment be? Stuck on the Stern show for eternity, but all they do is bust Sal's balls and the only callers are the Emotional Friend and Ace Frehly, but Ace only wants to talk to Richard ?
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Your Gay Uncle posted:What would Sal's ironic punishment be? Stuck on the Stern show for eternity, but all they do is bust Sal's balls and the only callers are the Emotional Friend and Ace Frehly, but Ace only wants to talk to Richard ? Now you've reminded me of how disappointed Baba Booey was when Mike Piazza visited the show and only wanted to talk to Richard. 
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Best Roasting "When I asked Robin what she liked best about her new boat, she said it has a stern that she doesn't have to pretend is funny." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJRpkuofJ0s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_VwyxHejdk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2Wy0wfHVbs foobar posted:Do you happen to have a link (apologies in advance if it's already been posted)? I HATE Ralph and I've never heard this! http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2h0ybq
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Thanks so much, guys, I've been going through a lot of this material last night and all day today. The Zero Point Zero bit absolutely killed me, as did the Derek From Texas one. I'm about to check out some stuff w/ Stern's parents. The only bit that left me a bit cold was the Yucko vs. Artie thing, with Yucko just repeatedly calling Artie fat and Artie going on about how he makes 80 grand a gig. Gary's love tape was also an amazing listen. Thanks again everyone!
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The Daniel Carver roast isn't funny, but it's worth watching because everybody bombs. The whole idea of a roast is that you (in theory) like the person you're roasting. Also, Daniel could not be unsettled -- he just took the abuse and probably gave as good as he got.
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Unfortunately, I didn't represent myself properly on how I wanted to explain myself.
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PinkoBastard posted:how he makes 80 grand a gig. While JD Harmeyer sleeps in an old pizza box, Arthur Lange makes 80 graaaaaaaand for each gig. Who's laughing now, JD? That bit is in May of 2008, but I can't think of what it's called.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:While JD Harmeyer sleeps in an old pizza box, Arthur Lange makes 80 graaaaaaaand for each gig. Who's laughing now, JD? Artie goofs on VH1's the Fabulous Life http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2s3vlb PinkoBastard posted:Thanks so much, guys, I've been going through a lot of this material last night and all day today. The Zero Point Zero bit absolutely killed me, as did the Derek From Texas one. I'm about to check out some stuff w/ Stern's parents. The only bit that left me a bit cold was the Yucko vs. Artie thing, with Yucko just repeatedly calling Artie fat and Artie going on about how he makes 80 grand a gig. You didn't Yucko was funny? What makes it funny for me is he's having a serious argument with a clown. Someone that blows a horn after every comeback. Two mean comedians having a argument is funnier to me than insulting a quadriplegic midget. Eric segments are the one thing on Howard that I never got. Did you see Artie making fun of Gary's pitch? some bust on that guy fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Dec 8, 2016 |
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some guy on the bus posted:You didn't Yucko was funny? What makes it funny for me is he's having a serious argument with a clown. Someone that blows a horn after every comeback. Two mean comedians having a argument is funnier to me than insulting a quadriplegic midget. Eric segments are the one thing on Howard that I never got. I watched it late last night so maybe I was just burned out! I'm usually ok with watching Artie get into fights with people, I really liked when he got into it with Dice. Maybe I'll throw on some more Yucko later and check it out. I did see Artie making fun of Gary's pitch. I just watched it today and it was really funny! As a rule, I really like when they break Gary's balls.
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The Yucko vs Artie is entertaining, but that is the worst of Artie's weird insecurity where he boasts about his success to a struggling comic he is mad at. The only funny part of that was the story of Yucko making fun of Gary's pitch until Gary calls and cusses him out with neither one knowing who the other is. "The only thing you can throw is your mother into a nursing home."
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Lifespan posted:The Yucko vs Artie is entertaining, but that is the worst of Artie's weird insecurity where he boasts about his success to a struggling comic he is mad at. The only funny part of that was the story of Yucko making fun of Gary's pitch until Gary calls and cusses him out with neither one knowing who the other is. "The only thing you can throw is your mother into a nursing home." Yeah that part was pretty funny, actually. I think you hit the nail on the head about what I didn't like about the Yucko bit. When Artie gets like that it's not really a good look for him, he sometimes stops telling jokes and goofing on people and just acts like an rear end in a top hat. On the other hand, some guy on the bus is right too in that there's no way to justify laughing at the Eric the Actor bits and not at the Yucko one because "artie's being mean" in the latter. PinkoBastard fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Dec 8, 2016 |
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Artie going nuts on Bob Levy is like that too, and is pretty funny in general.
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PinkoBastard posted:Yeah that part was pretty funny, actually. I think you hit the nail on the head about what I didn't like about the Yucko bit. When Artie gets like that it's not really a good look for him, he sometimes stops telling jokes and goofing on people and just acts like an rear end in a top hat. You have to consider that the guy he's being an rear end in a top hat to is someone that does things like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BztRYteQ1gI and makes 8,000 jokes about Artie's dad dying as he said in the Artie vs Yucko video. It's two complete assholes insulting each other with no limits where you don't have to feel sorry for either one. I feel too bad for Eric, especially now. Howard: "Yucko's like General Motors. He needs a bailout right now." Artie: "Yeah, he's like General Motors. He produces a poo poo product." Yucko: "That one stung a little bit, dumbass." some bust on that guy fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Dec 9, 2016 |
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CortezFantastic posted:"You better not redo the black haunted house bit" is my favorite line from the Sal Apology bit actually Mine is "She's the one who had the kid! She should have the fuckin' meeting!"
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some guy on the bus posted:insulting a quadriplegic midget. Eric At the risk of being pedantic, he wasn't quad or even paraplegic. He was club-fuckin-footed, ya asswipe! Anyway, some of Artie's jabs aside, they never really made that much fun of Eric's disability, moreso they were usually insulting him because he was a terrible person who constantly had terrible and/or stupid ideas. Howard said many times he loved him and I believe that.
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euphronius posted:Man Jason Kaplan is evil Jason rules. He's great at creating conflict. They really need to put Back Office Radio back in the lineup.
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If you hate Jason and think he doesn't get enough poo poo on the show (he doesn't) then take comfort in knowing his mom belittles him at basically every turn. That hour they spent going over how his mom takes potshots at him whenever they talk is the best. He's a weasely piece of poo poo but he gets what's coming to him off the air.
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40+ new posts, I guess Artie finally died. Oh poo poo, it's bit recommendations. Artie losing it to Richard's version of "Electric Avenue" always makes me laugh - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdUmk7jp50w
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DeadBonesBrook posted:40+ new posts, I guess Artie finally died. This was excellent. But I think I love this more: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B3dA6m7Ik-nzYjItTm9mbmtONnM
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:This was excellent. this is the good stuff
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:This was excellent. How did the Mars Attacks "Ack ack!" Thing get tied to that club fuckin' footed midget?
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Howard Stern Parody contest in 2000, the guy has the semi's and the finals uploaded. Some real gems in here including Jackie is a drunk in this first one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrdMHSA8qAU
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Ah Yeah! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76Sm7EVb8PI
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-Atom- posted:How did the Mars Attacks "Ack ack!" Thing get tied to that club fuckin' footed midget? I honestly can't remember why they first thought he said 'ack ack', probably from him starting to say some word, like 'actually', but he would stop of course. The beauty of it all is they got him on tape saying 'I do not say "ack ack"!', and then they used THAT clip of him going forward, instead of the Mars Attacks one. EDIT: I think I'm just going to refer to that movie as 'Mars Ackacks!' now. 
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