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https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/806961337465274368 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 8, 2016 21:43
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Hurrying to get back for just one game seems to be a bit short sighted.
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Dec 8, 2016 21:47
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Thaddius the Large posted:Hurrying to get back for just one game seems to be a bit short sighted. who hurt you to make you like this?
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Dec 8, 2016 21:50
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No Butt Stuff posted:who hurt you to make you like this? The Vikings. If it weren't for spite, I'd have no feelings at all.
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Dec 8, 2016 21:52
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Man Jamaal Charles' career is a particularly sad "what-if? " That dude was insanely talented. He's the only Running Back to ever rush 100+ times and average 6.4 ypc over a season (Barry Sanders' best year was 6.1) and it all came falling apart when he ran into the Detroit Lions mascot
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Dec 8, 2016 21:54
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Thaddius the Large posted:The Vikings. If it weren't for spite, I'd have no feelings at all. You should get help for that
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Dec 8, 2016 21:54
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TheChirurgeon posted:Man Jamaal Charles' career is a particularly sad "what-if? " That dude was insanely talented. He's the only Running Back to ever rush 100+ times and average 6.4 ypc over a season (Barry Sanders' best year was 6.1) and it all came falling apart when he ran into the Detroit Lions mascot I have no idea what they do with him next year, either. He's due $7M, none of it guaranteed. Guess it depends on how his leg is. Gonna suck if he's wearing another uniform next year.
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Dec 8, 2016 21:54
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swickles posted:What Star Wars character would each franchise be? 49ers are totally CP30. Associated with gold, vague homosexuality, and way less popular now than before. The Vikings are Admiral Ackbar. Cold, purplish, kind of goofy looking, and don't get too invested as a fan, because, you know...
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Dec 8, 2016 21:57
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goddammit edit: The Chiefs are Chewbacca. They've been there all along, participated and succeeded, but never get the medal. When a hairy dude falls from the rafters of Arrowhead or gorges himself on BBQ and then stands shirtless in 10 degree weather newspeople say "I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a Chiefiee" kiimo fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Dec 8, 2016 |
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Dec 8, 2016 21:58
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At least they're not the Bengals
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Dec 8, 2016 22:18
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Wilford Cutlery posted:Part of a story from 2006, deep in the comments of the article linked below: Found another little gem: quote:I was working at an Enterprise Rent-A-Car (shut up) during the Colts-Bears super bowl when Rex Ryan came in to pick up a rental. Our manager had thought all day that we were loving with him when a reservation came up for R. Ryan under the Jets corporate account and he’s a huge Jets fan...if only we’d thought of actually doing that...but I digress. He was on the phone while he was in line mid-game and the only snippet of his end of the conversation I heard was: “wait, what?....Manning threw another pick?....HA! Sucker.”
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Dec 8, 2016 22:29
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The Titans are the Star Wars Christmas special; a long forgotten event only rumored to exist.swickles posted:What Star Wars character would each franchise be? 49ers are totally CP30. Associated with gold, vague homosexuality, and way less popular now than before. Friend, I believe you meant the Packers. TheChirurgeon posted:Man Jamaal Charles' career is a particularly sad "what-if? " That dude was insanely talented. He's the only Running Back to ever rush 100+ times and average 6.4 ypc over a season (Barry Sanders' best year was 6.1) and it all came falling apart when he ran into the Detroit Lions mascot The Lions ruined both of their careers. 
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Dec 8, 2016 22:35
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The Bucs are a background character in the Mos Eisley Cantina and/or Jabba's Palace.
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Dec 8, 2016 22:51
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Russell Wilson is yoda
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Dec 8, 2016 22:54
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You are the bengals.
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Dec 8, 2016 22:54
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49ers fans still butt mad
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Dec 8, 2016 22:57
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The Browns are Boba Fett. They look like a real bad rear end, have been at it forever, and even did some cool poo poo at one point but at the end of the day he straight-up falls into a giant monster to be painfully digested forever.
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Dec 8, 2016 22:58
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:49ers fans still butt mad I thought the character's name was spelled Bute Mayd
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Dec 8, 2016 23:18
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Wilford Cutlery posted:Found another little gem: I thought Rex didn't go to the Jets until 2009. 
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Dec 8, 2016 23:20
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TheChirurgeon posted:Man Jamaal Charles' career is a particularly sad "what-if? " That dude was insanely talented. He's the only Running Back to ever rush 100+ times and average 6.4 ypc over a season (Barry Sanders' best year was 6.1) and it all came falling apart when he ran into the Detroit Lions mascot I believe Jim Brown holds the single season ypc record by a few hundredths of a yard. If anyone remembers the sports reporter/blogger guy who killed himself but claimed that he left a fortune buried in a local arboretum to mess with people, he ran a geeky stats blog back then and was tracking that all season. Charles still had it in the final game right up to the end but then got stuffed to lose it.
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Dec 8, 2016 23:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i87t3hioX00
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Dec 8, 2016 23:28
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Patriots signed Griff Whalen This guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrtzpdH_uPM
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Dec 8, 2016 23:39
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Kalli posted:Patriots signed Griff Whalen I'm pretty sure I fought him in Megaman X5. edit: sorry to add something football related - I can't recall the last time I wanted to watch TNF. Go... Raiders? idk, I'm just gonna watch to see if something dies. seiferguy fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Dec 8, 2016 |
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Dec 8, 2016 23:43
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Kalli posted:Every child should be ejected from the house during the daytime so they form a group of misfit friends and explore until they find a dead body. I'm still trying to figure out if this is an elaborate Florence and the Machine Joke.
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Dec 8, 2016 23:51
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whypick1 posted:Vince Young is about to make you his bitch. The Steelers are Dark Souls, 
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Dec 8, 2016 23:51
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Steelers = League of Legends Ravens = dota 2 Bengals = heroes of the storm Browns = aeon of strife Eh? I dunno who Heroes of Newerth is.
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Dec 8, 2016 23:54
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LEGO Genetics posted:Steelers = League of Legends 49ers - used to be good back in the day, a laughingstock anymore
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Dec 9, 2016 00:02
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No Butt Stuff posted:I have no idea what they do with him next year, either. He's due $7M, none of it guaranteed. Guess it depends on how his leg is. Gonna suck if he's wearing another uniform next year.
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Dec 9, 2016 00:03
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No Butt Stuff posted:I have no idea what they do with him next year, either. He's due $7M, none of it guaranteed. Guess it depends on how his leg is. Gonna suck if he's wearing another uniform next year. The Colts are ready to replace one over-30 yr old RB with another.
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Dec 9, 2016 00:04
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Kalli posted:Patriots signed Griff Whalen Lmao why did they do that?
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Dec 9, 2016 00:05
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Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:49ers - used to be good back in the day, a laughingstock anymore NBA Jams
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Dec 9, 2016 00:09
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Huh, I didn't watch any of last week's game but I read Derek Carr hasn't taken any snaps under center since he dislocated or broke or whatever his finger, is that correct?
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Dec 9, 2016 00:13
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Kalli posted:Patriots signed Griff Whalen My roommate and I used to joke that Griff was secretly the best WR in the nfl because he always made ridiculous plays when we played with the Colts on Madden. I'm talking kick return TDs with 6 broken tackles and catching Hail Marys over Seattle's entire secondary. But now that the prophecy is coming true it's not very funny to me
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Dec 9, 2016 00:14
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Grittybeard posted:Huh, I didn't watch any of last week's game but I read Derek Carr hasn't taken any snaps under center since he dislocated or broke or whatever his finger, is that correct? Dislocated. It was pretty gruesome, and that is also correct (keeping in mind that it was one half). That was also the half that they scored 29 unanswered points, so 
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Dec 9, 2016 00:15
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Strobe posted:Dislocated. It was pretty gruesome, and that is also correct (keeping in mind that it was one half). That was also the half that they scored 29 unanswered points, so Was that just last week? I could have sworn it happened against the Panthers.
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Dec 9, 2016 00:18
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Grittybeard posted:Was that just last week? I could have sworn it happened against the Panthers. Huh. You're right, it was against the Panthers. I'd have sworn it was against the Bills.
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Dec 9, 2016 00:19
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pubic works project posted:Lmao why did they do that? Amendola has a high ankle sprain and they need a mediocre white boy until the playoffs. Genocide Tendency posted:I'm still trying to figure out if this is an elaborate Florence and the Machine Joke. 
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Dec 9, 2016 00:22
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Wilford Cutlery posted:Found another little gem: Uh, that Super Bowl was in 2007 and Rex was still with the Ravens til 2009.
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Grittybeard posted:Huh, I didn't watch any of last week's game but I read Derek Carr hasn't taken any snaps under center since he dislocated or broke or whatever his finger, is that correct? yeah he's a pussy
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