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Can we upgrade this lovely hardware? I mean SSDs are getting really cheap. These hosts were created 30 years ago when 5k was a lot of storage. If I get 'out of inodes' one more loving time while trying to access the bartender's logs I'll scream.
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SmokaDustbowl posted:why are the repair guys so blase about their co-worker jacking off like 10 feet away "jacking off" lol yeah I guess if you think of the host as an absurdly expensive fleshlight sure
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Dec 7, 2016 01:34
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Holy poo poo could you idiots in Behavioural test your loving pathfinding algorithms before you upload them? i just watched the 'hooker with a heart of gold' host or whatever her name is on surveilance get stuck on a doorframe on the way to give some drunk gently caress guest a bj. she was bumping into the wall for five loving minutes before we sshed into the nearest idle host and pushed her into the room. luckily the guest was passed out but this is a major gently caress-up, we need to rollback the latest update immediately until you guys can straighten your poo poo out
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Dec 7, 2016 02:07
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for a park with over a thousand hosts, you guys spend a lot of time checking status on the hookers.
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Dec 7, 2016 02:20
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a stickied yospos thread about sucking off computers
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Dec 7, 2016 02:23
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The Management posted:for a park with over a thousand hosts, you guys spend a lot of time checking status on the hookers. we pay the most attention to the places where host-guest contact happens most frequently and the brothel is the single highest-traffic venue in the entire park. plus its one of the most frequent sites for medical emergencies, we need to react immediately when one of the older or fatter guests needs to be disentangled from a host and defibrillated. do you want to be the one who has to personally apologize to some ceo's family for not being able to save their loving father from the heart attack he got while loving the worlds most expensive sex toy? also on that note could behaviour please tighten up the restrictions on erotic asphyxiation? i know they're set to be safe for healthy adults but Lockheed-Facebook's CFO does not exactly fit that description and he was not pleased about having to be pulled out (both senses) and resuscitated
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Dec 7, 2016 02:42
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Hey guys, this is Accounting: We really, really need to talk about these clothing and accessory bills. There are literally not enough sweatshops in india to keep us rolling in leather and pistols and tomahawks and cowboy hats this hard, maybe consider converting to lasertag or something since you can only patch a leather vest so many times before you are just sewing holes together. Maybe consider opening up Coliseumworld soon and getting some toga parties going until we can recoup in Q3-Q4?
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Dec 7, 2016 03:51
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Fallen Hamprince posted:we pay the most attention to the places where host-guest contact happens most frequently and the brothel is the single highest-traffic venue in the entire park. plus its one of the most frequent sites for medical emergencies, we need to react immediately when one of the older or fatter guests needs to be disentangled from a host and defibrillated. do you want to be the one who has to personally apologize to some ceo's family for not being able to save their loving father from the heart attack he got while loving the worlds most expensive sex toy? Guy wanted a private room, so he got one. lucky the bot had a panic sensor to alert us.
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Dec 7, 2016 03:59
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Bust Rodd posted:Maybe consider opening up Coliseumworld soon and getting some toga parties going until we can recoup in Q3-Q4? skip the toga parties and go right to the orgies
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Hugh G. Rectum posted:http://delosincorporated.com/assets/transmission.mp4 totally alive and trapped in a linking book spankmeister posted:not everyone in westworld is robots yeah this isnt battlestar galactica Chris Knight posted:Bernard: fuuuuuckin lol
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Dec 7, 2016 04:56
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Rivethead posted:Can we upgrade this lovely hardware? I mean SSDs are getting really cheap. These hosts were created 30 years ago when 5k was a lot of storage. If I get 'out of inodes' one more loving time while trying to access the bartender's logs I'll scream. Look, just reset them at the end of every day. I don't care what Ford says, we dont need active host logs past 24 hours and most guests move on to SenpaiWorld after the first 48 anyways. Cocoa Crispies posted:skip the toga parties and go right to the orgies We've had bdubs (BacchanaliaWorld) in testing for months, but every dynamic narrative inevitably leads to Caligula Syndrome (the leading guest appoints a horse and, well, you know.) Until we weed that out we can't go live.
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little munchkin posted:a stickied yospos thread about sucking off computers Don't forget: loving and coming inside the computers.
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Dec 7, 2016 05:30
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Bust Rodd posted:Hey guys, this is Accounting: I asked Ford about it and he says we'll just repurpose idle hosts for internal manufacturing, because apparently the best use of a million-dollar-robot is minimum wage garment labor. 
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Tunicate posted:I asked Ford about it and he says we'll just repurpose idle hosts for internal manufacturing, because apparently the best use of a million-dollar-robot is minimum wage garment labor. They work 24 hours for zero pay, don't get tired, and don't slack off. we have them (literally) standing around doing nothing as it is, we might as well put them to work. btw we're already manufacturing some equipment using hosts as a byproduct of daily routines, only issue is the routines don't change so we get hundreds of identical items. its not a huge deal for most things but we've got close to 600 size 10 right leather cowboy boots pilling up in storage and no lefts to match
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Dec 7, 2016 08:26
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little munchkin posted:a stickied yospos thread about sucking off computers gettin' stickier
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Dec 7, 2016 11:05
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Fallen Hamprince posted:They work 24 hours for zero pay, don't get tired, and don't slack off. we have them (literally) standing around doing nothing as it is, we might as well put them to work. just replace all host feet with right size ten models i dont see the problem. it makes their dress routine easier and smaller by eliminating all left routines. the butchers downstairs put parts on wrong already so were half way there according to qa
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Dec 7, 2016 14:09
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the entire intro is shots of their amazing 100000-axis fab machinery and y'all think they're using robots with fat human fingers to make their old west knicknacks? smdh
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theflyingexecutive posted:the entire intro is shots of their amazing 100000-axis fab machinery and y'all think they're using robots with fat human fingers to make their old west knicknacks? smdh we used to 3d-print clothing for the hosts. it worked fine until those blizzard guys came for a team-building exercise and bitched about severe chafing after they looted the corpses
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Dec 7, 2016 16:11
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theflyingexecutive posted:the entire intro is shots of their amazing 100000-axis fab machinery and y'all think they're using robots with fat human fingers to make their old west knicknacks? smdh yeah 3d printing is nice for custom one-offs like the hosts, but there's no economies of scale for if you need to crank out winchester rifles and shirts and boots and wagon wheels. hence the retired hosts operating garment machinery
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Dec 7, 2016 18:28
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@WSTWRLD-ContentDesign @here @FORD @WSTRLD-QA Someone is setting the hosts cornerstone as write your own cornerstone and well /giphy robot walking through door 
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Dec 7, 2016 19:32
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jesus christ whoever keeps changing the piano music in the saloon had better stop. we get regular visits from execs of RIAA and im tired of dealing with their lawyers
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Dec 7, 2016 23:52
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Minnesota Mixup posted:jesus christ whoever keeps changing the piano music in the saloon had better stop. we get regular visits from execs of RIAA and im tired of dealing with their lawyers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCcrs7_0K_k are you pricks trying to start a fire or something
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flakeloaf posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCcrs7_0K_k
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Dec 8, 2016 02:54
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Minnesota Mixup posted:jesus christ whoever keeps changing the piano music in the saloon had better stop. we get regular visits from execs of RIAA and im tired of dealing with their lawyers resolved: instituted a no snitching policy
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Dec 8, 2016 05:55
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Subject: help!! how do i buy bit coins??? i got an email containing instructions on how to "enlarge" a host i was working on and now he's demanding bit coins before he'll move!!
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gonadic io posted:Subject: help!! how do i buy bit coins??? it must have been a state sponsored actor
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Dec 8, 2016 09:04
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gonadic io posted:it must have been a state sponsored actor
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Dec 8, 2016 16:52
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This might be part of the same issue, but I just noticed all of the horses running firmware older than 3.3.8 just got hit with some kind of ransomware that keeps us from removing their bridles.
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Me yelling at a host: No see this isnt accurate at all, the west was not actually like this *sweating profusely and shoving Wild Wild west sheet music at the piano host*
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Siljmonster posted:Me yelling at a host: No see this isnt accurate at all, the west was not actually like this *sweating profusely and shoving Wild Wild west sheet music at the piano host* And for my next narrative, something of a classic... *unveils huge steam powered spider*
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Dec 8, 2016 21:18
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why hasn't there been any drug use - youd think a pleasure park would have some serious drugs if it is a gently caress kill sim
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Dec 8, 2016 21:22
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Please don't snitch on "The Farm" out in 6D
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Dec 8, 2016 21:38
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Chalks posted:Can someone please track down the device that some idiot guest has hidden somewhere in the tavern? It's shouting the phrase "Freeze all motor functions" at random intervals and it's really pissing off the other guests. On a related note I feel like we could choose something a little less cumbersome as our panic phrase. After you've shouted that phrase and accounted for the processing lag, it's about 1800 milliseconds to total shutdown, even if things are working perfectly. That's plenty of time for a host to get their hands around your throat. Maybe a simple pair of unusual words, like "laputan machine."
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Dec 9, 2016 03:26
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Mad Wack posted:why hasn't there been any drug use - youd think a pleasure park would have some serious drugs if it is a gently caress kill sim The opium poppy is extinct in 2736 or whenever the gently caress.
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Sagebrush posted:On a related note I feel like we could choose something a little less cumbersome as our panic phrase. After you've shouted that phrase and accounted for the processing lag, it's about 1800 milliseconds to total shutdown, even if things are working perfectly. That's plenty of time for a host to get their hands around your throat. Maybe a simple pair of unusual words, like "laputan machine." ive been arguing in favor of private keys for...uh....gently caress. has it really been seventy years? if you fucks are still letting ford control the rules for some reason, i don't *gunshot* *dice ads* *new developer* soooo... why aren't updates signed with private keys yet? if we
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Dec 9, 2016 03:35
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stick a yubikey up a hosts nose if you really need it
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Dec 9, 2016 04:27
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anyone else sick of banging out host cost on a touch keyboard? can i get some bluetooth 5 kbs up in here
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Dec 9, 2016 04:29
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Mad Wack posted:anyone else sick of banging out host cost on a touch keyboard? can i get some bluetooth 5 kbs up in here we can requisition them for you, but you'll have to do the "up in here" part yourself.
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Dec 9, 2016 06:38
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I use a model M. As a bonus, when hosts glitch themselves on, I just hit them a few times with it and they shut off again.
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Smythe posted:And for my next narrative, something of a classic... *unveils huge steam powered spider* Ford to crowd: Yes, you can gently caress it.
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